The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Beer Minrals

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    QUOTE (hotnbothered @ 6/2/2023, 08:27 PM) 
    I was just going to say that. He’s an honor student and maybe doesn’t care much about how he looks. I surely wouldn’t jump into major jaw surgery without a very good reason.

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    I hate my chin and looked into jaw reduction. After reading what Heidi Montag went through when she had it, I decided I was just going to have to make peace with my chin. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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    Now Lisa is essentially useless as a parent, but if I were Will, I’d be peeing my pants at the thought of major jaw surgery. He might not want to go through with it and for that I wouldn’t blame him. 😬
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    If Will does have autism, the prospect of a loud, crowded gathering might be too much for him. If not and he wants to go and Lisa doesn’t, well then that’s just rotten. Will is a total mystery so we barely know what kinds of things he likes and if he enjoyed school. I don’t understand why Brooke was always on display and he’s treated like the red-headed stepchild.
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    QUOTE (Chalky @ 6/1/2023, 07:55 PM) 
    Also it sounds like some really bad writing on the show "Fatal Attraction"...that show looks boring and the line "getting milk from a hardware store" is the dumbest line I have ever heard lol.

    Believe it or not, my old therapist said something extremely similar. When discussing my mother and my sadness at the fact that she’ll never change, my therapist said I needed to accept her as is and “don’t go to the Coke machine for orange juice.” She had a point but I’m realizing I could have gotten the same advice from a TV show for a fraction of the thousands I spent.
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    The way she was hyperfocusing on the workout clothes made me feel a teeny bit bad for her. She so obviously has something wrong. It’s anxiety or OCD at the least, and needs some therapy or something. Why would anyone care about clothes you wear for a walk and take off after? I get wanting to look presentable if you’re walking around your neighborhood, but geez, she takes it to the ultimate level. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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    Gotta love that lucky girl speech. 🙄 I didn’t have a mommy and daddy blowing smoke up my rear and providing a constant positive environment. Bad as it sounds, my folks are thieves of joy. Lead balloons. My husband isn’t much better. You can’t just drop your parents, so how do you keep a positive mindset going? My mother-in-law is the only person who is like a walking antidepressant and can lift my mood with her positivity, but she’s 3000 miles away, and people with her attitude are so hard to find. I’ve made one casual friend who is like her, but she’s a super busy woman and not someone I can see often. Lisa just doesn’t seem to think about things like this. When negativity is pretty much all you know, how are you supposed to rise above it when you’re stuck with downers?

    Just an observation. I’m in a crummy mood tonight.
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    The shakes are probably from her Diet Coke addiction, although my hands shake like that with or without caffeine, courtesy of anxiety. I’m sure Lisa has untreated Generalized Anxiety Disorder at the very least.
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    I’m amazed at how much she looks like a bimbo from Three’s Company in that ad. She is caught in such a time warp.

    I think I’m screwed either way when menopause gets here, which shouldn’t be long now since it’s been months since I had a period. I have all the risk factors for osteoporosis and there have been heart problems in my family, but my breasts are already dense and difficult to screen. Looks like I’m stuck going without estrogen when the time comes. 🙁
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    QUOTE (rockster @ 4/26/2023, 10:30 PM) 
    It makes me think she wasn’t the cool girl in high school and now she is trying to be.

    Yup, and I don’t think she’s realized that ship has sailed. I wonder if she’s ever gone to a class reunion.
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    It’s really sad when a 52 year old woman is obsessed with being a cool girl. I think everyone wants to be liked in some way, but the way she’s phrasing it makes her sound like she’s been reading too much YM.
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    Kind of OT, but I had a total Lisa moment today. I cleaned out my books and took a bunch to Savers last week. One was a book that came with a video game as part of a collector’s set. Oddly enough, I pulled out that game to replay it this week (after not playing it for two years!) and thought, “I need to get my book out!” only to remember I gave it away.

    So, me being a Lisa, I went on eBay to find another and I swear the same book I donated was on there selling for an obscene amount. Turns out it’s rare and what are the chances of one of these rare books being sold in my city? Someone found it at Savers and made a tidy profit and I was ready to re-purchase it if the price didn’t go so high.

    Moral of the story is think carefully before donating and don’t be a Lisa and try to get it back again! 😂

    Edited by Beer Minrals - 4/26/2023, 07:50 PM
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    The eyes do look a little Wildenstein-esque, but anyone wearing that Endora liner looks weird. It’s best for photography, not real life. Tarababyz comes to mind as another one who needs to put down the liner pen.

    Lisa looks much better with a side part. If she’d cut the mop and tone it, it’d look so much better.
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    I watch through Jools for the giggles, but I don’t take any of this seriously. I think watching Foodie Beauty through reactors framed things differently when I look at Lisa. Lisa’s life actually looks semi-normal (heavy emphasis on semi) compared to what Foodie does. Lisa still needs to wake up and smell the coffee, but at least she’s not 400 lbs. huffing and puffing from walking on sand and married to a guy she’s known for 6 mos. max who only wants her money. 😂
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    I really wonder if she’s so delusional that she actually is happy in her life. I’ve seen deluded YouTubers before. It’s not that uncommon.
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    QUOTE (Skankhunt @ 4/16/2023, 10:21 PM) 
    Lisa uses Obagi or a prescription grade Retin A. Her skin should be used to it by now since she has used it for years. The problem is she admits to no sunscreen a lot of days and you can’t risk not putting it on, even more so with retinoids. She would never admit to a sunburn now since she claimed her diet protects more from it. Either that or she had an in office procedure like micro needling that gives you redness for a day or two.

    True, but she switched from the gentler Altreno to regular Retin-A. Altreno is tolerated more easily than the other stuff. I still say she used too much though simply because she’s Lisa. 🤣

    https://www.newbeauty.com/prescription-alt...nol-adult-acne/
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