You'd think this was her getting ready for date night or a high school reunion (we're still unsure if she actually graduated). But no. This was just an average morning. Drive-thru for lunch, shopping in the afternoon, "their thang" for dinner... All dragged up and nowhere to go.
I've actually never seen that show but a drag clip felt appropriate. Someone said she looks like she's ready for the stage!
The gigantic lips look like slabs of meat but I actually think they balance out her face. With small eyes and a large nose, thin lips would be the recipe for hideous. Lisa had nice, full lips to begin with. She took it too far. I loved DonnaShorts1 but I think Lisa caught a glimpse of those lips and never looked back. Then she discovered Rosie HW and kept going. I could deal with them if they were actually healthy looking but they always seem so dry, crusty and synthetic. She looks a million times better when she wears a bright lip. Jawn has no taste bc the 2437 nude lipsticks age her and only draw attention to her eyes. No favors there.
I have resting bitch face at times but Lisa takes it to a whole new level. She's got resting witch face. The way she glares at the mirror is frightening. Imagine living with this woman and getting on her bad side. Something tells me she can be extremely vile when the camera isn't rolling.
Here you go, Gotcha:
Oops... That was her "Get Unready With Me" Video. Here's the one you asked for:
When her hair is wet, she does remind of Steven Tyler. I like Carole Radziwill but she does not have a beautiful face. She and Lisa could be sisters based on that screenshot.
This video was so boring! Lisa takes herself way too seriously. I love makeup and girlie things as well but her obsession with primping and her looks has taken over her entire life. Her facial skin is actually pretty good for her age. Her dermatologist must hate her. A psychiatrist is who needs to be calling the pharmacy for her.
I see Nadine is once again in the comments telling Lisa how much she is in love with her. Haha.
I think Melissa is being honest about her age. I think the 55 in her channel name is her birth year. She has grown children so I guess it makes sense. Sometimes I wonder how honest she is about the procedures and fillers she may have had over the years. Her husband owns the law firm that she works for. They're in a small town but I think they have more money than she let's on. I really like her, though.
If that was the real, original Bubba strolling through in the background, then he go quite a bit fatter than he used to be...I still demand a close up! Something still seems "off" about the whole Bubba situation.
Let's not forget that Jawn is a tech mastermind. Maybe he was able to CGI Bubba into the video. Meow.
Watching this vlog has reminded me that there are essentially 3 types of people in the world: those who photograph well; those who favor video; and the kind who look better in-person. And of course there are the rare breeds who look flawless in all forms but let's disregard them. I've never seen Marnie in the flesh but she seems to look best on film rather than in still photos.
Those sunnies look like Wheel sat on them in retaliation for all of the acne medication guinea pigging. It's not normal for a large designer pair of shades to show your eyes from the sideview, no?
Guaranteed she or Jawn planted Bubba in the corner so he could make his grand entrance. I hope we all were wrong and that really was him and not an impostor kitty!
Hahaha about the THOMKY eye! I didn't catch that when I watched and haven't really noticed her lisp until now. Priceless!
When is Lisa going to realize that it isn't the eyeshadow or the lipstick or the dress that makes the woman attractive?! I guarantee Jawn was into her & her "doctorness" so Lisa pounced just like she did with that stocks reporter.
