The Gossip Bakery

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    Ross Park (that place gives me PTSD from when I worked there in my younger years) is owned by Simon Malls. I wonder if they are doing sponsorships with influencers to get people back in the mall. It’s a fairly nice mall but it is so dead compared to decades past. Amazon and online shopping is killing brick and mortar. Maybe she knows someone who works for Simon/Ross Park bc Karen is hardly an “influencer”. How she is landing paid sponsors on IG is beyond me. Maybe her payment was a voucher or stipend.

    If Karen doesn’t talk about her new season of life as a pre-seen (senior), she needs to rethink her channel name. Enhance the Seasons was supposed to encourage women to embrace every stage of life while literally observing the holidays and seasons through decorating and homemaking. I have seen none of that beyond her boring new “gardening” hobby that she is only doing bc it’s trendy.
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    There are so many festivals, free concerts and events happening in the summer months that it’s overwhelming to even keep track of it all. If Karen doesn’t use the next few months to reel people in with fun vlogs, she’s an idiot.

    She also has the big 6-0 and should share plans and activities for that. There should also be serious discussions about this stage of life. How she’s feeling. Advice for other women who are entering their senior years. 60 is the new 50, or even 40 for some people, so this could be really inspiring.

    I hope we don’t get outdoor haven content followed by gardening and right into fall decor at Hobby Lobby. As soon as August rolls around, (maybe even July), you know Karen is going to act like decorating is her *passion* again.
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    Karen’s perfume tray. Were the mini Celine vials received as a thank you when she bought the bag or as samples when she purchased a bottle of perfume?

    QUOTE (Shelbi @ 8/5/2024, 03:51) 
    Lauren posted making pizzelles today on IG. I don't care what anyone thinks I always enjoyed her and her sisters baking.

    Lauren and her family seemed like nice people. I just wish she would have shared more of her real life with the viewers. I’ll eventually miss her content but she was so checked out and private in the last few years (and pretty much always) that there wasn’t much left to miss. She phoned in almost every vlog and video. When I think of Lauren’s content, I imagine staring at a pot of soup. Yawn! She is a fun time and could have provided so much more. I respect her decision to protect her family’s privacy but it made for a really boring YouTuber.
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    Agreed. Karen is never savvy enough to buy luxury secondhand. I think it’s just a believable fake.

    Remember the knockoff Gucci belt? It’s all fake. The only real designer stuff she has is the LV Speedy from over a decade ago when prices were still reasonable (and Mark cared enough to keep her around). I think she might have one Neverfull tote that is real as well but her others are not authentic.
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    Forecast right now for the gang’s wedding this weekend is 60 and rainy. That wouldn’t bother me too much but you know for this crew, they are all probably booking a trip to Florida as we speak.
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    Her bags are all fake. There’s just no way she spent $3-$5K (depending on the size) for that Celine. It’s not even her style and so impulsive. Quiet luxury is not something Karen is into much less for that much money.

    The fact that 99% of her things are fake (remember the Chanel earrings Mark supposedly got her and all of the fake stuff she and Lauren illegally sold on their bow teek)? This bag is no different. I think she either found one used for a decent price and spent all of Mark’s fun money after they saved for a couple of years with the trip being pushed back, or it’s just a decent fake.

    I actually hope for her sake that it is fake; it would be the dumbest waste of that kind of $ ever to go all the way to Italy but buy a French bag you don’t even like!
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    Maybe Mark stole it. lol.
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    I thought Karen titled her latest video Blooms and was doubling down? She’s probably too intimidated to actually say the word out loud. She will be back to it again soon enough. Karen is a keyboard warrior but very timid in real life.


    I think the word Grandmother needs to make a comeback. Grand Mother. It’s perfect! Of course over the years grannie and grandma has become synonymous with old and out of touch but so many people are using cutesy nicknames that I think the original moniker is due for a strong comeback. Take ownership of your cronehood!
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    I was hoping she would go with another mispronunciation of an Italian city. lol!

    Milania
    Florence
    Roma (step aside, Romy)
    Verona
    Siena
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    Correction: Upon closer inspection, Karen’s filter must have blurred the nameplate bc this does say Celine. Maybe she got one used or a great knockoff. Even if this is the “less expensive” mini or small size, it seems way out of the norm for Karen’s usual budget. Did Mark do some illegal gambling before they went to Italy?
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    I still don’t think she even legitimately bought that bag in Italy. She never wore it while she was there. Did she? We didn’t see it until months after the fact. No brag fest or grand unboxing. No box at all. I think she bought a perfume there and asked for a large shopping bag. She ordered the knockoff when she got home. All of her bags are fake with the exception of one or two LVs that Lovey got for her in their earlier days. Why would she spend that kind of money on a french bag in Italy? It isn’t her style. I think she was trying to copy off her tour guide or Nicki Positano. She just doesn’t have $5,000 for a handbag. I don’t think Mark would even spring for a $1,500 bag! If you look at the closeup Karen showed a couple videos ago, her bag does not have the Celine etching on the turnlock hardware:

    296E147A-501D-4321-9570-33F40148A598

    F7D4486F-944E-43B2-8D00-EBEA4444136B

    40196C9C-6C63-4D6B-B70E-5063C0A0805A

    3BE9727F-3C1A-4ECB-B876-B7FAA4427C9E
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    Blink and you’ll miss it! I’m surprised Karen didn’t title this video “Wait for it! Watch ‘til the end!”

    SPOILER (click to view)
    Lauren gives a brief hello while she was at dinner with the crew and tells the flock she misses everyone. Fourtch seemed annoyed with Karen having the camera out at the restaurant when the table was set to order their meal. He’s such a jagoff.
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    She’s still calling her digital spying assistant L-E-X-A. It cracks me up that she thinks it’s ‘a Lexa’ instead of ‘Alexa’.

    “Our friend told me where to put everything then just did it for me. The bags of soil were too heavy to lift, so Mark did that for me.” What is it that she’s actually doing in the “garden”?

    I really wish she would take off the Yankee hat. She is such a phony.
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    QUOTE (Bits of Botox @ 5/5/2024, 22:00) 
    Bri really is out of touch crying the blues about money and child support when she’s paying to take Landon to a Cavs playoff game.

    She needs her date night especially in a spot with lots of men with money.

    Her relationship with her kids is very strange. That’s all I will say.
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    How does this woman have a cookbook? This is slop. lol! I don’t blame her kids for not finishing this or any of Bri’s cooking:

    One Tree Hill for kids that young is completely inappropriate and not even something they would find interesting. So bizarre! The Taylor Swift book was also Bri pushing her creepy, generic fixations on her children. This woman is pathetic.
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