The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Chance86_

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    She was dressed like a whore and everyone was drunk. The odds of *not* getting a random guy to hit on you in a crowd of thousands of people is pretty low. This isn’t really hard to believe. What I find interesting is how desperate she was to talk about it like a high school freshman invited to party with upperclassmen. She is so stunted.
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    Enhance the Revenue with Karen Fourtcherschnoff has to be the next title! lol!


    Karen really should go on that Ireland trip with Melissa Parada. Maybe she could recruit either the sissies or Lauren to come out of retirement and go with her. It would be really good content for a change and she needs to see more of the world.
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    It’s nice that Karen is “so excited” for phony baloney **Allison “BickerSHNOFF”** being pregnant but she barely made a peep about baby Romy or even precious Morgan’s 4th pregnancy.
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    Enhance the revenue Lol!

    Save that title for next time.

    If Karen hosts her beaches, booze and boutiques twenty twenty five influencer excursion, the Bakery has to infiltrate! We can all wear a coded color on the first day. lol
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    I remember when she first went to that think tank or whatever “mastermind” retreat she talked about out in California. The “coach” gave MLM Mormon cult leader vibes. “Multiple Six Figures” is what Bri boasted she earned from exploiting her life and children online.

    What she took away from that woman and her retreat was that the channel should have a “storyline” like a bad reality TV show. Since then, she has been manufacturing nonsense. #Mythcarriage was the season 6 finale.
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    Karen: “I always say this is the day the Lord has made.”

    lol. Really? Because I have never heard Karen say this.

    She bought a shower gift…for someone. Isn’t Jodes’ daughter tying the knot soon or am I confused? It seems like Queen Bee doesn’t want so much as a mention of her on the channel. What a B! 🐝

    Karen needs one of Mark’s friends to come over and show her how to garden (cough cough do the work for her). All of those books she takes out from the library and the endless resources on YouTube, the internet and through television. She needs someone to hold her hand through everythinggg.

    If she does her own content creator trip, you know she will pull Little Orchid out of her travel agent/influencer retirement to come along and do all of the planning for them.
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    Maybe Karen will book an influencer con trip of her own. Where would she choose?

    Coddorodo? lol. She seemed to like it out there.

    But my $$$ would be on her choosing somewhere warm and sunny with beaches, booze and boutiques.

    Edited by Chance86_ - 5/2/2024, 05:25 PM
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    I see her old pal Melissa Parada is trying to con her followers into an influencer trip to Ireland with her next year. Karen should go with her. It would be really good content and it’s someone she knows and has traveled with before. I know she and Mark didn’t go to Melissa’s wedding despite the invite (she is now already divorced), so not sure if they have kept in touch.
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    The “mystery” cowboy nonsense is cringey any way you look at it:

    Either she is exploiting her hookups which is just TACKY at her age and station in life.

    She’s trying to make Brad/Adam “jealous” which shows how how juvenile she is.

    She’s trying to get people to care to stir engagement bc her entire phony life on social media is one long cringe fest.

    She has not one friend who would take Brad’s ticket to Stagecoach, so she had to be the third wheel with her skanky “friend” and her husband. Is she experimenting with women? Was there a throuple situation happening? Is she hinting at going after her friend’s husband (Brad’s friend)? Is this the soft launch of her Only Fans? lol.


    I didn’t see any of it bc I couldn’t care less to follow her. The only reason I follow along here is bc Bri is a case study in human psychology and the self-destructive downfall of an “influencer”.
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    Throuple in the Desert 😂
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    She is spending all this money traveling but hasn’t vlogged any content. Is that laziness, stupidity or both?
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    I see it first hand every day that the people who share their life online sell whatever they casually put in front of others. People subconsciously want to buy into your lifestyle if they like you as a person. If Karen put the work into 1 really great vlog every week and 1 really good bonus video, she would have the potential to sell to her heart’s content or even use a paywall. But we know how closed off she and her friends and family have become on top of her laziness. That isn’t going to cut it.
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    If she goes to 1 video per week, she should try out Patreon for her second video. I bet she could get a couple hundred meemaws to throw down $5/mo. I hate to give her any ideas but that would give her some spending $.
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    10% off is an insult. Even 15% is nothing to advertise. I won’t even pay attention until I see 20% and even that isn’t a great deal to me with how much everything is overpriced these days.
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    Apparently the investigating officer, who is extremely close with the homeowner, was in possession of her vehicle for 90 minutes before this evidence turned up. I find it highly unlikely that a house party full of first responders didn’t hear or notice any sort of commotion or a body outside. None of it adds up.
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