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| QUOTE (It'sADog'sLife @ 11/22/2021, 11:06 AM) QUOTE (Beetrix @ 22/11/2021, 15:29) BIG colored stone
Amethyst?? Looks like a sapphire a la Princess Diana and Duchess Catherine
Def a sapphire because the engagement ring is. Kind of odd that she got the band as an engagement ring and then that honking solitaire with diamond accents as the wedding ring unless...she already knew they were getting married and they bought the rings together and the band was ready first to show off. That would speed up their already fast timeline even more and is probably what has caused the nostrils to flare to the Italian mountainside and back.
I also couldn't overlook the Gucci belt and Cartier watch. I wonder what kind of allowance Daddy Don is providing. Certainly doesn't seem that he has enough money left over for a barber who can guide him into 2021. I personally don't think he looks better, he looks like Don with a beard now but exactly the same otherwise.
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| QUOTE (Onetime @ 11/18/2021, 05:31 PM) QUOTE (ConfusedLikeJen @ 11/17/2021, 01:55 PM) I don't know any hospital that allow folks in for surgery wearing nail polish. Very true!! The little oxgen reader can't read oxygen levels in your blood, with nail polish and those fake nails.
Yes they can. The pulse ox reads your O2 perfusion through direct skin and capillary contact, not the nailbed. |
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| QUOTE (ConfusedLikeJen @ 11/17/2021, 01:55 PM) I don't know any hospital that allow folks in for surgery wearing nail polish.
I had surgery 3 weeks ago and I wore dip powder on my nails. No one said a thing either pre surgery or that morning. They were far more pressed that I have a welded on gold chain bracelet that I couldn't remove. It used to be because you can tell if someone's blood oxygen is compromised because their fingernails will turn blue but I am pretty sure widespread monitoring and pulse ox machines have gotten rid of that old rule.
I am happy for her for making the right choice for herself but as a woman who is a similar size, it's becoming harder to see more plus sized influencers having gastric bypass. It's really hard not to compare yourself even when you don't want weight loss surgery. That's on me for sure but it's definitely getting in my head. I really do like her though and wish her the best. |
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| QUOTE (BowlingForSnark @ 11/18/2021, 11:19 AM) One of her “favorite bands of all time”, my sweet Aunt Sally’s @ss! Take a few seats Jenbo. When in her long, sordid YouTube/IG history has she ever mentioned liking the FooFighters? She’s such a copycat chameleon…she’ll say anything to try to make herself seem cool & relatable. Ain’t gonna happen, Peloton Gene.  QUOTE (Breakdown @ 18/11/2021, 14:30) Wait, hold on. She likes the Foo Fighters?! HAHAHAHAHA Sure Jan! 
She has never, NEVER mentioned them. I saw them this summer and Dave Grohl said MFer so much that Jenbo would have had a coronary. |
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| QUOTE (Depl @ 11/16/2021, 08:47 AM) I don’t believe she likes any of this outdoor stuff. I mean we all watched ten years of videos. This is just a way to retaliate against Don, for having the audacity to have a back injury. See this is who I really was and you were holding me back. I like sleeping on the hard ground but you couldn’t do that.
She hated him when he was having that really hard time with his back after the second baby. That’s when things went downhill.
Agreed. We have seen Jen happy and this isn't it. Jen is happy at Disney getting character rice Krispy treats, in Vegas buying luxury items (Gucci Gucci Goo), in Utah by herself eating 3 cubes of chicken and 5 pieces of dry pasta while watching Gossip Girl alone in a multi million dollar home that she doesn't pay for, going on PD's and spending thousands on a spur of the moment Louis Vweeton purchase. It is very easy to see her true emotions and what makes her happy and sleeping alone in a dirty tent isn't it. |
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| QUOTE (ContributeToTheCollective @ 11/15/2021, 01:48 PM) And why in the world would you take a transparent tent?? Good grief!
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| QUOTE (DominantJunk @ 11/15/2021, 11:21 AM) I want to know how many hours a week she spends just staring into the abyss. It looks like that’s mostly all she does on her “adventures.”
She has to call her mom to tell her she’s okay even though that stupid thing is pinging her mom from a state park every 15 minutes.
I’m sorry, if I have to call my mom every night (I’m a couple years older than Jen), I need to reassess my life choices.
Jen's schedule:
One o'clock, wallow in self-pity
Four-thirty, stare into the abyss
Five o'clock, solve world hunger
Tell no one
Five-thirty, Jazzercise (aka Peloton)
Six-thirty, dinner with me
I can't cancel that again
Seven o'clock, wrestle with my self-loathing
I'm booked
Well, if I bump the loathing to nine
I could still be done in time to lay in bed
And stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness
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| QUOTE (MingMing22 @ 11/14/2021, 01:58 AM) QUOTE (screamqueen @ 13/11/2021, 10:56) Moo hair is easy to wash. She can literally hop in the shower and wash it with most items on the market. Emily's hair requires extra TLC and I have thick 4B hair so I understand the struggle but guess what hair has to be washed. Emily van get away with a once a week wash or every 10 day wash if Mop cares for it. Black hair doesn't need a wash every day or else it will dry out and break off. Moo is just lazy
Lost 7lbs due to changing my diet and eating less. I had fast food the other day and still lost weight. Didn't eat like a pig and stopped when full plus had water. Moo can lose so much in one month but won't Way to go! Sometimes it's little changes that can make a big difference! Thanks all for updating me...poor Emily. Thats really sad. In the one video she was talking about all this fancy make up she bought....it must have been an earlier one...then she was doing the same thing in another video and I was like dang...she must have some money!!😂😂😂 Now I'm thinking she must have a lot of debt.
She used to be very into makeup and (don't come for me for this) I thought she was pretty when she would do her makeup. She was really ambitious when she first got on youtube and worked full time plus part time for the tax company and going to school. Then she started having kids and she just slowly became a slovenly stay at home lump. |
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| QUOTE (Yetta @ 11/15/2021, 12:38 AM) A little of both. She is eating a TON of carbs and is consuming a LOT of sugar. She equates plant based, vegan and dairy free with healthy options, but she is wrong! She is proof that you can't out exercise a bad diet. Also, she probably has somewhat screwed up her metabolism, making it harder to lose weight.
This and her body is conditioned to cardio now. I used to be able to run 40-50 miles a week and not lose a pound after my body got used to it. Then I got into crossfit for a while and my body almost immediately changed and I started losing weight and toning like crazy. Cardio doesn't build muscle plus no one likes to hear this but you only burn about 100 calories per mile you run. |
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| QUOTE (pinksims @ 11/12/2021, 06:25 AM) Yeah she's pissed about the Disney race images and how dat ass and thighs look ginormous. So she dresses in dark colours in front of the mirror, isn't lit properly, and stretches the photo to show off some boots that you can't even see.
As for her house - it drives me nuts that she has SO much money and doesn't hire an interior designer. I like designing my rooms myself but if I had Jen's money? I'd bloody pay an expert to come in and do it and make my house look amazing. Jen has no talent whatsoever when it comes to designing spaces... the stupid living room chairs are an example of that. Just throw money at the problem, instead of going on another elaborate vacation every weekend.
It doesn't even take that much money. I live alone on a modest income and I have used the Havenly design service with great success. Jen is just too self centered to think that everything she touches isn't immediate perfection. Case in point: those sad ass bookshelves she painted that I guarantee look like crap in person and are probably already chipping. |
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| QUOTE (Don’s hashbrown @ 11/11/2021, 08:05 AM) QUOTE (Beetrix @ 11/11/2021, 13:54) Ryan was also in the Dolomites and now in Canada which looks surprisingly similar
Why couldn’t Jen have gone there? We don’t want her! Maybe she would find french waiters more polite? Lol
AHAHAHAHAHA I would LOVE to see her have a run in with a French Canadian.
QUOTE (HomeInTheZoo @ 11/10/2021, 08:25 PM) QUOTE (DonlessJen @ 11/10/2021, 04:53 PM) I always thought it was hilarious she had snacks stored for the times she would breastfeed. It's just one more thing she did in an overly complicated and detailed way.
Still waiting for that scolding. Does she show the snacks in a video? I've skipped a lot of Jen's pregnancy-related videos. This intrigues me because I imagine her having breastfeeding-specific snacks that simply cannot be used for any other situation.
Yes, she had those really gross pre packaged little Entemann's muffins in the side table in CC's nursery that DON would keep stocked for her because she couldn't manage to make her way to the kitchen. |
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| QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 11/10/2021, 02:08 PM) QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 10/11/2021, 19:35) That does not look like the bookshelf of a man married to an “Organized Jen” 
Here you will see the now extinct Disorganized Don in his natural habitat. While sadly no longer available, during his time on earth he was known for his extreme mansplaining, unkempt hair and rabid obsession with alcoholic drinks consumed daily while undercooking meat and providing financially for his partner. Despite best efforts, his lifespan was not long as he succumbed to a bitter mate determined to destroy those around her in an effort to pull them to her level. Legend has it that on the quietest nights of Utah you can still hear him quietly reading children's books aloud while searching for his lost love. |
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| QUOTE (Breakdown @ 11/10/2021, 12:45 PM) not sure if anyone posted about this already... Thanks to the rewatch thread  I decided to go snooping around to find her half marathon time from 2013  such a textbook stalker I am. Check out the difference: She was like 50 minutes slower this year than in 2013. FIFTY MINUTES. That's a huge difference and can't be explained away by age She had to have walked the whole thing. All this wasted effort on hiking, Peloton, etc, when she should get bunion surgery and a personality transplant   2013 results 2:31.46  2021 results 3:22.47:  
As a long time runner I can tell you with certainty this is because she treadmill trained and/or thought Peloton training is equivalent to running. It is very easy to think you're ready for road running when you can easily push the speed on the treadmill up and feel like you're flying. But once you're outside with wind resistance and hills (no matter how small) and there is no track pulling you along you get bitch slapped by the reality of running real fast. I swear that nothing will humble you like running will. Plus she notoriously undertrains anyway because of mystery ailments so that was probably a factor too. |
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| QUOTE (Victoria23 @ 11/10/2021, 12:37 PM) I never thought Jen WANTED kids, but I thought if she had them, she would be a decent mom. Maybe a little controlling and overprotective, but I envisioned her SHARING her love of Disney, children's books, music, holiday decorating, treat day Saturday etc. I am still kind of shocked that she refuses to let them enjoy any of those things. She either cut those things out of her life altogether or just enjoys them without the kids now.
I completely agree with you on this. I thought that she would struggle with sharing attention but that she would find a way to make it work by sharing her love of Disney with them and decorating for every holiday. Instead she did the complete opposite and stopped everything. I knew there was a problem before CC was even born when the shopping queen refused to even buy the most basic of things for her baby. She GUSHED over Grace and did not do the same during her own pregnancy and new baby. I still keep thinking something will click and she will change but at this point it's doubtful. |
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| Woah, I've been gone for a couple of weeks because I had surgery and came back to a treat!
What a lying liar who lies. But I do believe that this is part of the new Jen, sharing what and when she "chooses" to and rewriting timelines. Maybe she is thinking she is fooling social media, which is fine because who cares in the grand scheme of things what she does, but she isn't fooling her kids who are going to start wondering why their mom has pictures up everywhere of dream trips that they weren't included in. She is ABSOLUTELY the kind of mom who, if and when she meets a new "love of her life", will drop right out of her kids' lives completely. Thank goodness that although Don is a twat he seems to be a very loving dad.
I won't snark on her mile time because the biggest demographic of runners is woman 30-40 and that's a pretty average time overall for that age group. But no experienced runner wears their medal around all day after the race. The novelty wears off after a year or two and once you have stacks at home you don't even want the medal anymore. Half the time I don't even take one if it isn't particularly cool. She 100% wore it to get attention from others which I hope her miserable, non maternal, lonely ass got since it's the only attention she will ever have.
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