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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 4/19/2023, 11:19 PM) 
    QUOTE (SmoothiesLikeLily @ 19/4/2023, 22:53) 
    However, that she’s posting her precious little clips today from her super-special time in Chicago-land’s Millennium Park over Easter weekend w/ her “I <3 Chicago” tagline makes one wonder if she’s even aware & knows about what happened in Chicago last weekend?

    She was in Disney World last weekend for the Springtime Surprise & infamously doesn’t watch or read any kind of upsetting news & is one of the least aware of current events people I know, so I bet she doesn’t even realize how ironic her “I <3 Chicago” Instagram stories are.

    I would just love to see her ‘trauma’ reaction if she got in the crossfire of one of those messes! She a complete imbecile even going downtown with the nonsense occurring there everyday thanks to city / state hands off policies. Keep up the great work!

    Do you live in Chicago or the suburbs
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    the endless, needless flying back and forth to FL is really just specifically grinding my gears today. So much WASTE
    JUST MOVE THERE
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    I stand very firm in my belief that Jen divorced Don because she only wanted to be a Mom 50% of the time. She wanted the most me time possible while also still have access to Dons money.
    I am convinced when she said she was "contemplating divorce" before Donny was even born, its because she was researching how she could get the most money and if she could still not work while getting alimony and child support
    She knew Don would want at least 50 percent custody, if not more, and that was good for her
    She never really loved him, but having the kids threw her over the edge

    The part she did NOT anticipate was him remarrying so soon, as well as losing access to his family. That was a huge blow to her, i think.
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    you know you are down and out in the depths of becoming BITTER when even just seeing other friend groups makes you spiral
    she is LOSING it
    and yes we have to let go any narrative of Jen being the fault of Don, Jill or Gravy or even a combo of them
    she has had long enough now to get her life in order post divorce and she has done nothing but run away (literally?) from everything
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    Something is up with her and nick again
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    She is so manic again
    I think the magic of the vow renewal has worn off and she's seeing Nick in the real light again. They are not happy
    she is blaming all her problems on artificial, external shit like red dye and tablets
    and ....radiation from luggage? Thats a new, more insane one.
    she always does this when she is feeling out of control of her life.
    its one way she can control things.
    she is going to church because she feels lost
    I wish she would get into real therapy for her girls
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    like does Jen do ANYTHING outside of Run Disney and her Peloton and garbage self help book here and there
    i cannot imagine being THAT worthless
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    she is so fixated on the same tired media she has been for 10+ years
    like yes babe we have all seen What About Bob
    Have YOU seen a NEW movie any time recently?
    disney and pixar literally DO NOT COUNT
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    Jen has no interest in her kids, she didn't know there was a legoland?!?!?!?!
    We took our kids last summer and we had a blast. Lots of stuff for her wiener kids who are "scared" of everything
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    she really never ever loved Don. She is essentially saying that without saying that
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    Jens consistent unhappiness bubbles up in so many ways, the fact that she is so ungrateful and nasty about a FREE gift is just that regurgitated unhappiness bubbling up yet again.
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    QUOTE (Chicklets @ 4/14/2023, 06:17 PM) 
    Thanks poopshovel! I had no idea what everyone was talking about before that - how many of you are patrons?!

    I HATE that voice Jen uses with Winnie in the beginning argh and she is NOT cute you idiot!

    Jen you are not SAD that they’re gone, you’re LONELY.

    That purple hoodie is 🤮

    :t0152: Quality over quantity Jen. Your workouts are quantity. And ineffective. You need to get a trainer. Not that you’d listen to them.

    Please don’t “do the architectural boat tour together” and distract all the other people on the boat. Visitors to Chicago: please go on the tour, it is amazing. Esp when you’re going as part of an art history class and the instructor has just finished teaching you about all the architects/buildings and is pointing out to you what we had been learning.

    Yes, can confirm the boat tours are wonderful. I was a architectural tour guide in Chicago for years when I lived there
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    I can't believe shes never done the architecture boat tour, she lives in one of the most architecturally interesting cities in the ENTIRE WORLD. is this ALSO Don's fault?! GRRRRRRRRRRR
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    Did i miss the video being posted? Help.
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    she absolutely switches (or gives up?) weekends with Don to do these asinine races. The fact that she would give up ANY time with her children is gross and embarrassing
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