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Posts written by WhereDoesDaddySleep

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    QUOTE (JuliaSugarbaker @ 3/14/2024, 08:10 AM) 
    I really hope she eventually marries someone who drains all her bank accounts & the leaves her penniless so she's forced to get a job. Long Haul Truck Driver would be her perfect profession. She could sleep in her truck like she does already & mindlessly drive from one destination to another.

    This is actually genius. And hey, she could afford to buy her own truck from the outset.

    But then again, she would never ever ever be on time.

    "You're running late."
    "iowncare!"
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 3/13/2024, 07:14 PM) 
    I was about to start the video and then I saw it was an hour and 10 minutes


    This is true self care tbh.

    Time for a tasty treat as a reward.
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 3/13/2024, 12:12 PM) 
    She waddles out of breath through fun runs but takes herself so incredibly seriously. I can't. 😂🤣😂

    fixed that for you.
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    One last thought - it's odd how she continues to be coy about brunch with StarOfMay.

    Girl, you reposted her stories. We know that's who it is. Why tip-toe around it?
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    And we learn why she woke up stupid early for the half marathon: they closed the road to the race so baby Jen couldn't drive her rented security blanket vehicle there. She had to take the monorail (gasp! the horror!)

    Well. That was dull. 10/10, don't recommend.
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    Essentially says she doesn't have access to social interaction outside of runDisney: "some of that is self imposed and some of that is situational"

    What exactly is that situation, Jen? Does her name start with T and end with Leigh?
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    "I keep buying desserts and not eating them."

    Liar.


    This vlog is just allllllll contradictions. She doesn't like cake. Can't decide which cake to buy at Gideons. Doesn't have a sweet tooth now that she's in her 40s. The kids don't like sweets as much as she does.

    WTF.
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    43:00 - bracelet evidence! She ran into a patron and they exchanged goods.

    eta the people in line were patron Lindsey and her brother (that JU spied). She saw another patron in line as well.
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    Why is she so out of breath? 34:55 - she's walking.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 3/13/2024, 10:26 AM) 
    Standing in line alone for an hour for each ride honestly sounds like hell. Good thing she's addicted to IG, she can scroll to her heart's content.

    Unshowered, no less.

    Her kids are too scared to go on that Ratatouille ride?

    Like....at what point does one, as a parent, become concerned because their kids are scared of everything?
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    "Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?"

    No. The collection will never be complete.

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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 3/13/2024, 08:59 AM) 
    QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 3/13/2024, 08:40 AM) 
    What video was this from? Don looks annoyed 🤔

    It was the 2015 Valentine's vlog where they went to see 50 Shades of Gray. She's clapping because he got her a present.

    It was part of the great 2024 Don Purge and is sadly no longer available :(

    ermahgahd, this is one of the videos that was saved by web archive.

    I've uploaded it to rumble (percolating, as Bespoke Poop Shovel would say): https://rumble.com/v4j0efc-vlog-valentines...ry-14-2015.html

    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 3/12/2024, 09:19 PM) 
    If you have instagram, this guy is hilarious. He just got back from Disney World. Here's his first recap.

    www.instagram.com/p/C4b6gOJOZPn/

    I had no idea this is what rope drop was like. I thought it was just, like....being at the parks when they opened :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 3/13/2024, 08:40 AM) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 3/13/2024, 02:30 PM) 
    It's Gideon's vlog day yous guys!

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    I love this gif. She looks like such a gremlin.

    What video was this from? Don looks annoyed 🤔

    It was the 2015 Valentine's vlog where they went to see 50 Shades of Gray. She's clapping because he got her a present.

    It was part of the great 2024 Don Purge and is sadly no longer available :(
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    It's Gideon's vlog day yous guys!

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    I love this gif. She looks like such a gremlin.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 3/12/2024, 09:16 AM) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 12/3/2024, 14:30) 
    OK, so--over the weekend I was procrastinating and started building Jen's house in The Sims to mock up how I would furnish it. Let me tell you, I did not realize how few windows she has. All that's on the back of the house are those sliders (living room and kitchen). And her super special garden window? Pretty sure that looks out on her neighbor's house. IDK how much light it even gets.

    Anyway, yeah, the back of her house, aka where she spends most of her time, is north facing. No wonder she's depressed.

    Light? Nope.
    Location? Nope.
    Layout? Nope.
    Mold? Hell yes.

    The front faces north, the back south.

    Oops, you're right. Damn that just makes it worse.

    What kind of builder installs two dinky sliders in a south-facing living area.
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