The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by beachy

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    The last time she filmed Melty out there watching a game, the glare on that tv was outrageous. What’s the point??
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    What I don’t understand is Melty’s accent. He’s lived in Florida and Philly. Why does he talk like he’s from New Yawk?
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    That is such an old and baseless argument. Remember “Old Town Road”? People are into country, even if you don’t think they are, Michele.
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    What’d she say about Beyoncé???
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    She is such a damn drama queen. She flew out to another state, damnit. She had time waiting for two planes (at least) to post something on her Instagram. She was not non-stop in front of her friend and the family. Even in a catastrophic event, people can check in. If this is in fact “her job,” she should have posted something. Especially with what happened in the past with Addie. Truth be told, she wanted a few days off and wanted attention. She knew what she was doing.
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    I love how she shows us literally one hundred face products she took on her trip and then proudly pats herself on the back because she “didn’t go crazy bringing everything to Paris.” All she left home was the snail mucin. Slow clap for that, Michele.

    Her new method of caking everything on and then blending it out with the same brush makes me think her blush will be on her forehead and everywhere else. Especially since she goes over it early in her blending.
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    What’s so crazy about the nose hairs is she has high-powered lights on her vanity and magnifying hand mirrors at home. She spends hours a day looking in mirrors or at her reflection in her phone. How does she not see these?!?! Plus she’s Greek and Italian. At her big age, you would think she would know how to control the body hair by now. Her mother is close to her. Do they not share tips???
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    She looks so frumpy in that video. Clomping around in those flat sneakers. And walking so quickly. Why not put on a pair of heels and walk slowly, taking in all the sights? That would have made for a better reel. She seriously has no idea how to appeal to her followers through video.
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    QUOTE (Dummies @ 17/3/2024, 06:12) 
    Ew

    I’m not trying to be a dick. For as condescending as she is and for as many beauty treatments that she brags about, you would think, basic grooming should be under control.

    Thank you!! I have been mentioning this FOREVER!! She spends so much time looking at herself close up in those magnifying mirrors with all the bright lights and she still doesn’t see this? Or feel this?? And Melty says nothing??

    Also, she cannot take a decent Boomerang to save her life. Just like Reels, the concept, and purpose, and strategy evade her.
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    QUOTE (Brie1022 @ 13/3/2024, 21:37) 
    Someone I think mentioned it here before but she’s so neurotic/chaotic when explaining stuff or opening packages anymore. I’m like are you on speed? Cocaine?

    I can’t stand how she rips off the plastic tags. If she had any concept of how that could damage the fabric, she would take the extra minute to go get scissors. Why buy nice things if you’re going to snag the fabric??
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    QUOTE (Brie1022 @ 7/3/2024, 14:15) 
    The facial cry for help 😆

    He’s literally this emoji: 😳
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    Not Dan moving himself over on the couch to be in the frame of her video. And side-eyeing the camera to make sure he’s in the frame. 👋 HI MICHELE!

    Be prepared for the most “we’re so in love! Look at us!” romantic posts from Paris. Remember when she was apoplectic because she couldn’t go on her free trip to Italy since the country closed due to Covid? She’s always thinking of others.

    I hope “Nashy” chews on or throws up on all the crap she brings back.
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    Sure, Michelle. Those girls just drank the iced tea. They didn’t pour some of the very accessible liquor (just over her shoulder in her stories) in with it. How does she have those bottles on a low shelf, fully in reach of any age guest? I hope Melty likes his liquor watered down from the girls trying to make it look like they didn’t take any.
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    So her bio changed from “married to my best friend” to “wife.” Also she now has an email for collabs that was never there before. It points to The Socialable Society, an agency that works with brands and influencers.
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    I found it fascinating how she said that looks could grow on you as the relationship goes on. He disagreed. SHE’S TALKING ABOUT YOU, DUMMY!
450 replies since 28/12/2016
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