The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by xphiler4ever

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    Absolutely wild how she admits she buys $4 jars and charges $60 for the finished product. Same thing with the wax.

    She mentions more than once about every single launch sells out every single time and it's like...Kristina...we can go to the site right now and see stuff from Christmas still available.

    That article is truly a case study in "fake it til you make it" syndrome
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    I think the 8oz $45 candle is a good idea. Couple that with all her popups and email/text list ways to get a discount, the price is now SOMEWHAT reasonable.

    Three months should provide her with plenty of data to show that it's time to throw in the towel.
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    Oh she's lucky she wasn't taking random sneaky shots of my child so she could make fun of her on twitter, because pregnant or not, I'd knock her teeth out

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    When your character is someone who uses the word "retard" as a 40 year old almost mother, you can go fuck yourself.
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    She bought chocolate for the flight attendants. It's 100% going in the garbage, right? I would never eat food handed to me by a rando like Jen. She's high as a kite about her kind gesture. :5153:
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    Maybe they are gonna pop over across the sea and buy their Irish abode while they are there :hearty-laugh:
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    Wait she actually bought a machine to seal those bags? Are you saying she buys buckets of soap flakes from this Nellie's company, scoops some into her custom bags, adds some scent crystals from makesy, and then seals the bag?

    If so, that is insane LOL.
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    QUOTE (JezElle @ 4/10/2024, 05:24 PM) 
    She’s going on ozempic after pregnancy.

    The excuse she’s giving about using it for a head start to get thin and then maintain on her own is the EXACT same excuse she gave when she got her tits put in and lipo . We all know how successful that eventually got 🙄

    This level of delusion that a human baby is similar to her dog and it's just going to lay there and she will be able to continue indulging all her bullshit makes me so excited for the arrival of Toilette.
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    Is there not a buffet on the ship that's open all day? I know they have the sit down restaurants but does porker Jen know she has access to food 24/7 without paying for the concierge?
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    I wonder how much more money she is going to waste on all these terrible ideas before she finally admits she isn't good at marketing, or product design, or branding, or website design, etc, etc, etc.
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    Can't wait to see how Jen somehow manages to make the Grand Canyon look boring and un-scenic.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 4/4/2024, 11:33 PM) 
    I hope the woman she was talking about doesn’t take it to heart and understands that it comes from Alex being a deeply miserable forever unhappy person. there is nothing meaningful in her life that brings her joy and even her child is just something she is doing to check a box. she’ll repeat the same cycle she has with her own mom which is really sad

    she has no idea how to do the work and address her own issues so she lashes out at random people that she watches. after seeing just a few of the girls videos I can see her life is more full than Alex’s and it’s obvious that jealousy drives most of her rants about strangers. I hate that she found out about being mentioned but also hope she really gets that it’s coming from a loser

    100% on point. If that girl ever reads here, please take all this to heart. It's not about you. It's all about BIG AL. She hates the fact that she is an ugly demon who had to settle because she was broaching 40 and the window for a kid was closing. She settled on bummy. That's all this is about.
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    It's almost like the universe is screaming at her that her LUX STUFF will never be the answer to her problems.
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    Never feel bad for her. Once that baby is here, THERE WILL BE TEARS. We bakers must not crack when that happens. She is reaping what she's sowed. Enjoy it.
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    She's the first pregnant person I've seen with terrible hair. Nothing but split ends. Love that for her.

    She thinks it's hard now when no one "supports her" while she's driving around and eating while pregnant. Wait until there is a screaming and needy human being in the picture; that's when you need help. Looking forward to this baby so much.
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