The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by xphiler4ever

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    Jen is the perfect example of why you should always be leery of people who talk in nothing but "therapy speak" and go on and on about their "unsupportive" family. In my experience, these types of people usually have issues with their family because their family are the only people who tell them the truth; which they don't want to hear.

    Jen, your family doesn't praise you about "shining bright" because they can see that all you do is waste time and money on nonsense while ignoring your mess of a life. Happy to help.
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    If she's not even hiding the fact that the scents are purchased wholesale and not unique at all...she should lower her prices. She'd probably get more customers. $60 for a candle is insane. Drop it to $30 and I bet you'll get more bites, Krusty.
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    I can't wait for her to find out what taking a baby to a bar entails. She truly thinks she is going to be the person who cracks the case and is able to make the baby act like a quiet dog :hearty-laugh:
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    What was her time for the 5k?
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    I would never, ever, EVER in a million years think someone who looks like a solid brick of beef exercises 3 hours a day.
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    Just saw this on twitter and had to share. Finally a Spirit Jersey that suits Jen!

    GG-s8SbWYAAbCFh
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    The thought of her standing there, bracelets in hand, awkwardly looking around, waiting for wonderers who never come...it makes me really, really, really happy :)
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    I am once again begging Krusty to pay a graphic designer to come up with something else. This "secondary" logo is terrible.
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    If I saw someone like Jen, eating a corndog on the lawn in front of the castle, I'd most likely not even notice her...BUT IF I DID and was forced to have some sort of thought about her, I would probably assume she was sitting out on Space Mountain and meeting up with her family in a bit.

    My point being that it's just more evidence of Jen's narcissism that she thinks people not only notice her in the first place, but also jump to a conclusion that would not be anyone's first guess.
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    Her teeth are so gross
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    Standing in line for AN HOUR waiting for a place to open to get a freaking cookie is some next level porky pig stuff.
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    I absolutely cannot wait for her kid to be a toddler. It'll be terrible for the child, but Alex will learn so many valuable lessons and I cannot wait LOL.
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    It could be a reference to speakeasies that asked for passwords before they let people in during prohibition?
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    I love the Jon benet nickname, but what does everyone think big Al is actually going to name her kid?

    I think she's gonna go on a rant about "modern" names and to show everyone how "normal" she is, she is going name the kid Katherine or something.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 2/18/2024, 12:30 PM) 
    does she think her life will go back to what it was before?

    Yes. She thinks the baby is going to be Ming 2.0.

    She might get away with a couple restaurant drinking trips if the baby is a quiet potato during the first few weeks when all they do is sleep. But once the baby "wakes up" and starts acting as babies do...omg I cannot wait 😈
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