The Gossip Bakery

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    So John realized it's cheaper to just deal with her and Josie realized sugar daddies don't want busted 30 yr olds with four kids.
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 2/15/2024, 02:02 PM) 
    Lawd! When it rains, it pours!

    SPOILER (click to view)
    Behind a spoiler, so it's not just out there. My MIL is in hospital. If the tea isn't out on time, tomorrow it's likely because I'm there with her.

    Now, we return you to your regular programming.

    Please take care of yourself and don't worry about this nonsense :)
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    How can she claim she has "signature" fragrances when she buys them in bulk wholesale?
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    She's crying about how much she loves Jason and in the same breathe manages to still talk about Nick. Obsessed psycho.
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    I can't wait for the post-partum hair loss.
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    I saw several Temu ads during the Super Bowl. You'd think she'd be excited because that's basically like an advertisement for her jewelry!
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    Once Jen sees the superbowl totally taking over social media tonight, she will turn it on and inevitably chime in on insta with something like, "WE don't usually do THE SPORTS BALL STUFF around here, but WE stan Tay tay"...or something incredibly cringe like that.
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    She's put so much shit in her face, and the filter is so strong, that she is barely emoting in the video. If I hadn't already seen a thousand other variations of this meme, I wouldn't have gotten it.
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    I am 5:22 into the video and she has already called herself "FASCINATING" three times. :5153:
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    That is one Hank Hill looking butt
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    If anyone ever uses the verb "wintering" in my presence, I will probably commit murder. :fist-shake:
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    The new logo is a mistake. It's really weird and hard to understand what I'm even looking at. Having it above the stylized AEMBR tag is a real eyesore mishmash.
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    I know this is a couple days old but it came up for me again today and I didn't notice the first time, but she does this whole reel with her purse on. Like she sits down, gets cozy, and opens up the book...with a purse on.

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    Is it a Hermes? Did she HAVE to show it off so kept it on despite it looking really dumb? Or is she so rushed and manic making these reels, praying to go viral, that she didn't even notice she hasn't taken it off?
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    Business plan? There is no plan. There has never been a plan. Whenever she sees something on tik-tok or insta that she thinks is worth copying, she just swipes the credit card and does it.
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    I want to know more about this magical made-up job of "art history researcher." Does she honestly think people with advanced degrees in art history just travel wherever they want and write random papers about whatever speaks to them? No mention of the mountain of additional work that comes with being an academic.

    She somehow manages avoid work in made-up scenarios about made-up jobs that don't exist.
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