The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by xphiler4ever

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 2/18/2024, 12:30 PM) 
    does she think her life will go back to what it was before?

    Yes. She thinks the baby is going to be Ming 2.0.

    She might get away with a couple restaurant drinking trips if the baby is a quiet potato during the first few weeks when all they do is sleep. But once the baby "wakes up" and starts acting as babies do...omg I cannot wait 😈
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    So John realized it's cheaper to just deal with her and Josie realized sugar daddies don't want busted 30 yr olds with four kids.
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 2/15/2024, 02:02 PM) 
    Lawd! When it rains, it pours!

    SPOILER (click to view)
    Behind a spoiler, so it's not just out there. My MIL is in hospital. If the tea isn't out on time, tomorrow it's likely because I'm there with her.

    Now, we return you to your regular programming.

    Please take care of yourself and don't worry about this nonsense :)
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    How can she claim she has "signature" fragrances when she buys them in bulk wholesale?
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    She's crying about how much she loves Jason and in the same breathe manages to still talk about Nick. Obsessed psycho.
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    I can't wait for the post-partum hair loss.
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    I saw several Temu ads during the Super Bowl. You'd think she'd be excited because that's basically like an advertisement for her jewelry!
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    Once Jen sees the superbowl totally taking over social media tonight, she will turn it on and inevitably chime in on insta with something like, "WE don't usually do THE SPORTS BALL STUFF around here, but WE stan Tay tay"...or something incredibly cringe like that.
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    She's put so much shit in her face, and the filter is so strong, that she is barely emoting in the video. If I hadn't already seen a thousand other variations of this meme, I wouldn't have gotten it.
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    I am 5:22 into the video and she has already called herself "FASCINATING" three times. :5153:
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    That is one Hank Hill looking butt
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    If anyone ever uses the verb "wintering" in my presence, I will probably commit murder. :fist-shake:
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    The new logo is a mistake. It's really weird and hard to understand what I'm even looking at. Having it above the stylized AEMBR tag is a real eyesore mishmash.
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    I know this is a couple days old but it came up for me again today and I didn't notice the first time, but she does this whole reel with her purse on. Like she sits down, gets cozy, and opens up the book...with a purse on.

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    Is it a Hermes? Did she HAVE to show it off so kept it on despite it looking really dumb? Or is she so rushed and manic making these reels, praying to go viral, that she didn't even notice she hasn't taken it off?
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    Business plan? There is no plan. There has never been a plan. Whenever she sees something on tik-tok or insta that she thinks is worth copying, she just swipes the credit card and does it.
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