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.Maybe we should all join in listing all the good qualities in Jen and how she is awesome and all. You know some kind of reverse psychology to make her return with oodles of head pats from the bakery.
I ll go first...
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Hmmm...
...snap. ok someone else maybe?
We already tried that.
We were a bunch of lying liars that lied.
AND it didn't work.
So...to hell with that.
Instead, let's post some flattering pictures.
I'll start.
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The number one thing that Jen collected was Don's money. -
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.Are those little trinket boxes called Limoges? They look like ones that I saw on a shopping channel.
Yes, I think maybe that's it. Thanks.
This video is worth a watch. Same shit, different decade. lol -
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These are the trinket boxes.
I can't remember who made them.
Can anyone else?
Oh, and she also collected Pandora charms.
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.Sometime last week Idancelikejen asked about a list of jens collections. I had some blurred lines with her hobbies and gear so I made the following off the top of my head lol. Feel free to give me additions and edit ideas!
Also shoutout to Narcissism101 whose expense list helped this.
As I rewatch videos I’ll try to edit my list
Hobbies and/or obsessions
“Hobbies” with associated excessive gear
Knitting
Quilting
Sewing
Jewelry making w/bins for beads
Guitars (4)
Golf, ski, running, skating, yoga, tennis? - separate gear (excessive socks and specific numerous leggings)
Camera and Lighting gear
Van life hobby - yeti cooler, multi tool etc
Subscriptions - chocolate, yoga with Adrienne, boho beautiful, peloton account, grove collaborative, thrive market, Ali Edwards (mentioned in her office debacle I believe), pantsuit politics ptreon, audible, seasonal veggies,
One Little Word and associated gear
December Daily and associated gear
Collections
Travel bags/luggage
Disney stuff - ornaments, decor, clothing, plush
Mickey ears
American girl dolls
Cups and saucers
Bunnies
Spoons
Pottery Barn annual Christmas mugs and spoons
Snoopy collection including the gym artwork
Boyd’s bears
Nail polish
Makeup
Seasonal decor and napkins
Seasonal soap
Seasonal candles
Journals and planners
Stickers
Pens
Bows and wrapping paper
Books and audiobook backup
Starbucks location mugs
Emma Bridgewater mugs
Bee collection stuff
Owl collection
Jewelry - The cheap bracelets, all Tiffany and more
Jellycat stuffed animals
Seasonal Disney Duffy bears
Children’s books
Winnie the Pooh stuff
Every dvd known to man
Winnie’s bows
Winnie’s toys (also seasonal I believe)
Bath bombs
Erin Condren boxes
All Erin Condren swag
Annual “talismans” lol of her One Little Word
Plastic drawer organizers “Linus”. Had bin full
Marcia pottery
Well done compiling this list!
She also collected
-Small trinket boxes, which she had lined up on shelves in her craptice
-Swarovski...excuse me, Swavorski, figurines
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.She does everything backwards. With hobbies or lifestyle changes, I feel like you usually stumble across things you like. You try different things and something clicks with you. In Jen's case, she decided vanlife would be her thing and she'd learn to like it, no matter how much she had to force herself.
That being said, despite her many, many, many faults, and the garbage plates I can never forgive her for (big germophobe here) I really want her to find her niche and to be happy. I don't want her to get to the point where she can't get out of bed or take care of herself. She's a person, maybe not the nicest one on the planet, but a human being all the same. I guess I have a soft spot for the nearly hopeless.
Someone smack some sense into me. lol
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Sweden is nowhere near freezing right now.
It's perfect weather.
But, yeah, dagger eyes for being a total loser works. lol
ETA: I don't think travel to Sweden is allowed right now due to Covid.
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I'm cutting out early on this.
Page 48 wrap-upSPOILER (click to view)JenBecomesInvisibleWhenSheIsMiserableWithWonder PT 258
-Check the yearbooks!
-Vulnerability video
-What a fucking pathetic sad sack asshole. FFS.
-Shoes in house
-Flooring
-Pie
-More pie
-sweet/savory pie
-cake
-Bengal cat
-Pie crust
-Pie Haters
-GoCleanGo
-Housing Market
-Ice Cream. Lots and lots of ice cream.
-The Brodericks
-Settlement, alimony and child support. Lots of it.
-Booze. Where do you buy yours and how much did Don drink?
-Moana. Bluey. Blippi. Cars.
-That bulldog underbite thooooo
-Outlander
-Closed on Sundays
-Tens changed her IG name to Ross (in case you didn’t know)
-Tell her her pants are see-thru when she squats
-What time does your Target open?
-Guns and gum
-Tiberius
-Glennon Doyle’s selfishness that Jen emulates
-Mormons
-Jen hasn’t sold her DVC
-Happiest Vlogs (this is not about Jen)
-Christian women
-Taxes.
That’s a wrap on the wrap-ups until Jen returns.
IF Jen returns. -
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Jen is a birthing person, not a mother. -
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Don't be surprised if she doesn't care.
Just sayin'
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Jen's Rabbit Hole: 
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Crazy, ain't it?
I've put yet another mark in the "IHateJenRoss" column.She also talks about her Tiffany engagement ring, and the story of how Don bought it for her. Did she end up keeping it, or did she sell it as well?
I'm waiting till Tens makes her next IG avatar.
I mean, Donald could have gotten a real deal/steal on a solitary Tiffany diamond ring.
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.Are we going to get a Tens thread? Would love to discuss the business, first wedding pics, life online she has shared. She is out there and loves attention.
In a word: No.
She's private. So, she's not really 'out there'
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.We can’t. We haven’t given Tensleigh a last name yet.
Late to this, but...did you miss the memo?
Her last name is ROSS.
MRS. Ross to you.
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