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The “pretentious twat” here is Jill, since we’ve seen childhood cards and writings from Jill to Jen signed “Mummy” and “Mum”
Most children call their parents what their parents lay it out for themselves to be called.
QUOTE I wonder what acerbic Jill thinks of "mum".
Pretty sure she freakin’ loves it, since…see above.
I have never understood why Jen is the one given grief for this “mum” thing, since it so obviously comes from SheWhoDemandsToBeCalledMum. |
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| QUOTE Please realize K when we go away you will be nothing.
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| QUOTE (Flossy Rossy @ 2/7/2017, 10:02 PM) QUOTE (Cookie Marnster @ 7/2/2017, 22:01) Bonding at the "corners" office. Christ. How rompoat of them.  If words can be made up. I can make up definitions. 
You DO know that ROMPOAT is an acronym for:
Really
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PieceOfShit
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| Suzanne was throwing great big muffins, all right...and not just the Buttermilk Cornbread type. What's the one meal Jen makes nearly every week herself? Yep....chili mac. So that's what Suzanne sends her. Muffin!!!!
Also...I'm still on the pregnancy train for this reason: Look at where Jen's hand is during the time she's receiving her cake. There, on her belly. (Someone posted a pic of it on page 32 or so) How many not-pregnant women rest their hand on their belly like that? All I need for confirmation is some watermelon clothing of some sort. |
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| QUOTE (Lucylou @ 2/5/2017, 11:58 PM) Yeah I don't understand why people want to automatically believe her either. She should be up for an academy award with her acting skills.
Nah.
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| QUOTE (CheapAssMustard @ 2/4/2017, 09:10 PM) QUOTE (Amused 101 @ 2/4/2017, 01:33 PM) She keeps mentioning that she's known him since she was 5. Big deal, our condolences to both of you.  QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 2/4/2017, 02:27 PM) QUOTE (CheapAssMustard @ 2/4/2017, 05:04 PM) No nice pictures of the two of them together, only pictures that appear to have been taken furtively by Kisha while druggie alcoholic Ryan is passed out. #sojealousofyour"love" So, you don't think the main picture of them on her instagram is nice? Is that what you're saying? You mean this one?  Oh yeah. This one is suitable for use in those Christmas cards that Kisha promised her viewers a couple of years ago that she never followed through on. This pic is "we can disguise being high by making this pic black and white!" and looks like it was taken in pitch black in a tent at 3am in the field behind the old camper, using some sort of infrared device - and right before they exchanged dentures in a gesture of commitment! Ryan's face says, "I'm trippin' baaaaaaaaalls, y'all!" and Kisha's face says, "What was in that crack?! I won't be able to blink until 2018! Ryan, I can't blink!!"
Yep. That's the one. Best picture they'll ever have of the two of them. How sad is that?
And you have described it perfectly!
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| QUOTE (CheapAssMustard @ 2/4/2017, 05:04 PM) No nice pictures of the two of them together, only pictures that appear to have been taken furtively by Kisha while druggie alcoholic Ryan is passed out. #sojealousofyour"love"
So, you don't think the main picture of them on her instagram is nice? Is that what you're saying? |
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(Remember way back in the watermelon-shirt days when no one else believed my TeamPreggersVibes?)
PeepMyTone this time around. *wink*
(Sorry...wrong YouTuber. I'll get the hang of things around here eventually.) |
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| QUOTE (LateKate @ 2/4/2017, 06:44 AM) What body parts are those, what am I looking at?
His arms are crossed over his chest and stomach, so as to protect himself and avoid any actual cuddling. This method can also be used to prevent checking armpits for needle marks.
That’s her hand near his hairy chin, where she has just released him from the choke hold she used to make him pass out so that she could get the picture.
Look closely in the upper right hand corner, and you can see the pillow wall he has built between their bodies, too.
Took me a minute to figure it out…but there you have it.
She has uhmazeen selfie abilities when she really wants to get a message out, if you will. |
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| ***waves***
Have missed you all.
Glad you've kept it going in spite of the lack of substance.
You Guys Slay Me. And always will.
Thanks! |
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| QUOTE (Flossy Rossy @ 1/26/2017, 05:37 AM) QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 26/1/2017, 05:31) Mine would be:
A tub of ice cream. A tub of popcorn. And a box of wine.
Because I would never…ever…not ever…videotape my DH snoring.
I have missed you all. Glad to have found you again. Can you believe this stuff? No one could have predicted this.
You Guys Slay Me. And Always Will. Holy Shit!! I have been waiting for you to find us. I'm so habby!  QUOTE (anobserver @ 26/1/2017, 05:27) Trina just posted some pictures of Scott and Laura on Facebook when Laura was a baby and a toddler.  That's going to be hard for her to see. 
Please forgive for any technical flaws I make whilst getting used to this new forum.
Let me say again that I am habby habby to have found you and oh, how I enjoy rocking the FloRo! The Smiles! The Standing O's. Yep!
Now...how do I change my location to: In the ER waiting for the scripts...and refreshing for any PrettyNeatLiving Instagram of any sort?
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| QUOTE (Flossy Rossy @ 1/26/2017, 05:15 AM) Imagine if we all took pictures of what's next to us in our bed. 
Mine would be:
A tub of ice cream. A tub of popcorn. And a box of wine.
Because I would never…ever…not ever…videotape my DH snoring.
I have missed you all. Glad to have found you again. Can you believe this stuff? No one could have predicted this.
You Guys Slay Me. And Always Will. |
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