The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by YouGuysSlayMe

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    QUOTE (AbundanceOfCaution @ 6/28/2021, 06:22 PM) 
    I’ve seen that “That’s a crock of shit” gif so many times that it’s actually endearing to me now. I cant help but watch it over and over whenever it pops up in the thread. Am I expecting her to do something different if I watch it enough times? What’s wrong with me? Is it a secret subliminal message she’s putting out like black magic or something?
    :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:

    Mormon witchery.
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    QUOTE (ClingingToUtah @ 6/28/2021, 05:06 PM) 
    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 28/6/2021, 02:21) 
    One ugly Muppet grimace coming up... actually make that two.

    derp_0

    crockofshit

    I bet Don knows this expression all too well.

    That's okay.
    Makes up for her knowing this expression all too well:

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    QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 6/28/2021, 04:17 PM) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 29/6/2021, 01:14) 
    Hell no.
    I'm even careful about saying things like, "I pulled into my driveway today, and..." because for The Bakery investigative teams, "driveway" might be enough to identify someone.

    Seriously. lol

    Being on a completely other continent than must people here gave me enough security to post the cat pics the other day.
    :snickering:

    You know we were zooming in on your bag and the stuff in your door pockets.
    I mean, you know that, right?

    :b_wink:

    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 6/28/2021, 04:18 PM) 
    based on the word driveway I can assume you live at 103 Maple Tree Lane in Kansas City. only took a minute of googling to figure it out...

    Shit.

    Off to call the movers.
    Might leave a few hundred bins behind, though.
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    QUOTE (Chocolate Chippies @ 6/28/2021, 04:03 PM) 
    I always wondered (pun intended) this…have any of you revealed your true identity to another baker?

    Hell no.
    I'm even careful about saying things like, "I pulled into my driveway today, and..." because for The Bakery investigative teams, "driveway" might be enough to identify someone.

    Seriously. lol
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 6/28/2021, 03:12 PM) 
    Shall I make a parody Youtube channel where I pretend to be Jen? We're about the same age and are both brunette :lol:

    Yes, please.
    And collect things like potato chips that look like ducks, dryer lint, dried up nail polish.
    Never share anything with anyone.
    Say the names of every single thing incorrectly.
    Spray water on your face to look like sweat.
    And flare your nostrils constantly.

    Sounds like fun to me!!
    Beats the heck out of Jen.
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    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 6/28/2021, 02:35 PM) 
    Man, now I want to see your Youtube channels.

    Same.

    Do any of you have a thread here?
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 6/28/2021, 02:23 PM) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 28/6/2021, 23:22) 
    Yes, she packed them away when she did the Craptice organization that took six months or so and didn't even include the closet. That video I posted was the precursor to that first 'organization' of the Craptice.
    And where did she put them, you might ask?
    In the huge box/bins in the closet (under the luggage) that housed the Boyd's Bears she packed away.

    Kill me now.
    Or...send me some money.
    lol

    I think this is where we are in Rewatch right now?

    You're watching the one she did two years later. The one I'm referencing was fairly early in her YouTube 'career'
    Her first failed attemp.

    Like I said before, same shit, different decade. She makes a lot of excuses for herself and her failed/discarded attempts at nearly everything she did/does.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 6/28/2021, 02:06 PM) 
    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 28/6/2021, 23:04) 
    why don't I remember those little boxes at all? is there a Jen Ross video I haven't seen? I thought I knew every useless thing there was to know :o:

    I don’t either. Were they always up or did she pack them away at some point?

    Yes, she packed them away when she did the Craptice organization that took six months or so and didn't even include the closet. That video I posted was the precursor to that first 'organization' of the Craptice.
    And where did she put them, you might ask?
    In the huge box/bins in the closet (under the luggage) that housed the Boyd's Bears she packed away.

    Kill me now.
    Or...send me some money.
    lol
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 6/28/2021, 02:04 PM) 
    QUOTE (PretentiousNeuroticLiving @ 6/28/2021, 11:02 PM) 
    Ooo can we play 20 questions?

    deltaburkefan Is it a specific time period or current fashion? And is it a niche fashion type? And do you ever wear cowboy boots to hide your bunions?

    VeganGingerbread do you do packing cube reviews? Or travel vlogs

    Clearly I’m not in the mood to pack and clean.

    I don't have bunions or cowboy boots! It's a very specific niche.

    If we're playing 20 questions, I'll guess handbags is your niche.
    You know a lot about them.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 6/28/2021, 02:04 PM) 
    why don't I remember those little boxes at all? is there a Jen Ross video I haven't seen? I thought I knew every useless thing there was to know :o:

    Bound to forget things after ten years of meaningless videos, don't ya think?

    I have so much Jen info in my brain. Such a waste of space.
    If only I could cash in on it somehow. lol
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 6/28/2021, 01:05 PM) 
    I actually have a youtube channel. Not about me, myself, and I, though.

    Is it about Delta Burke?

    :b_wink:
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    I watched this video, in which she talks about those trinket boxes. There were actually TWO! sets of shelves, which housed at least 80 trinket boxes:

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    BUT...they're not Limoges. They were made by the Boyd's Bears company.
    So, their value is not in the hundreds. Instead, they are now valued at $20 or less for the most part.
    All she ever bought was cheap crap. It's crazy.
    Don ruined her in the worst of ways. Fill your life with meaningless things.
    So creepy.

    This is the video, if anyone wants to watch it:



    She never grew, in any way. She never changed. She never accomplished. She never learned.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 6/27/2021, 03:59 PM) 
    Thrilled

    happy

    :hearty-laugh:

    Best gif ever.
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