The Gossip Bakery

Votes given by Suzanne’sBiggestFan

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    I feel like her kids have no independent spirit thanks to her neuroticism.
  2. .
    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 11/5/2024, 21:05) 
    She sounded so bitter and disappointed in CC. Some kids ride bikes early. Some need training wheels for a long time. I don't see what the big deal is. You know what is disappointing? Making shitty comments letting your kid know that you wish they didn't need extra help.
    I don't understand how she thinks her 8 year old dragging an infant toy everywhere is okay but training wheels are babyish.

    Jen, in her 40s, still drags an infant toy everywhere.
  3. .
    Come on, Summer Sausage. Give us a hint on what that A1C is. It's like 6.2, isn't it?
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 5/11/2024, 02:46 AM) 
    I didn't watch or listen to it, I just read here. She says that she hasn't eaten chocolate for two years. Hmmmm, besides her pants saying that that is a lie, just a year or so ago she was organizing stuff in her closet and she found half of a chocolate bar in there and she ate it. We talked about her closet chocolate.

    As for why she only wears her Crowned Athletics and not her Peloton workout clothes now.....I would bet that she has outgrown the Peloton clothes, especially the pants. She is quite a bit heavier than she was when she bought them, and they were too small then.

    She bought that overpriced Vosges chocolate advent calendar the past 2 years.
  5. .
    “Window stuff is so expensive.”

    Jenny… you spent $11,790 to climb mountains this year and God knows how much to see TS in another country.

    Get some window coverings so your kids can have some privacy, you crazy bitch.
  6. .
    I am the most angry at Jen for gaining so much weight because now she won’t fit in her jorts this summer, and I’ll need a new username. :|
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    I am late to the is week’s videos and just suffered through the Disney wog vlog. What a disgusting fucking weirdo. The amount she eats and *thinks* she needs to eat and justifies eating is actually alarming. She ate a banana, an uncrustable, and a honey stinger waffle to run 3 miles. It is not surprising that she’s so fat. I recently rewatched an anniversary vlog where she and D** do a staycation and she’s at least 50 pounds lighter. Her glow down is shocking!
  8. .
    I'm gonna say that's a hard no.
  9. .
    Omg after 87 years talking about her closet I was like on thank god this must be almost over. Fucking fifty minutes to go.
    Christ on a bike.
    GET A FRIEND.
  10. .
    Must be her ABS OF STEEL!!
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 5/10/2024, 06:04 PM) 
    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 5/10/2024, 12:53 PM) 
    Married a man she didn’t love and had children she didn’t want, all for money she spends on things she doesn’t use. Yeah, I’m jealous.

    Truer words were never written! She is a living manual on how NOT to live life!

    She’s a lying, scheming opportunist. She’s evil. Don got away pretty easy, just a few dollars poorer but those poor kids are stuck with her until adulthood.
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    So many random thoughts after putting that on double speed while i ran errands and put away my own grocery haul.

    Dental hat: She goes every 4 months for a cleaning. That is recommended if one has gum disease, inflammation with bleeding, or builds extra heavy tartar that is difficult to remove in the alotted time. You do NOT go 3x year for a cleaning because you have 'soft teeth'. She either struggles with gum disease or she is being taken for a ride by a production hungry dentist or hygienist and they see someone who has no issue paying for an extra cleaning a year. She states she has gum recession. I'd put my money on bone loss from clenching or grinding, and I would also say if she does have easy bleeding gums it's probably a systemic cause, mostly seen in hormone fluctuations, thyroid issues, or diabetes.

    **ETA: also, the advice by her dentist to brush for 2 mins, but then not that long in the morning because of her recession is BOGUS. It's not too much time on the exposed root surfaces, it's firmness of bristles, abrasivity of toothpaste, and technique. I hurt myself rolling my eyes on this one.

    Soft teeth my ass. If she does have 'genetically soft teeth' then maybe you should listen to your kids' dentist when they say no daily gummy bears...what if they have YOUR soft teeth, dumbass?

    Disney...so she does not want to encourage pin collecting with her daughter because "it's expensive"...but all her collecting and wasteful spending is OK.

    I counted 25 Crowned athletic bras in her drawer. TWENTY FIVE. BRAS.

    Any baker here custom frame $$$ mediocre art for their master bath that no one but themselves see? No?

    Protein...40g a meal is too much. A female body generally make use of 25-35 per meal and then the rest gets stored as fat. This is why body builders and fitness folks eat 5-6 meals a day. They have a set protein goal but need to spread it out so it gets used effectively. But I am not worried. She'll never get there with protein powder and scraps of chicken alone.

    SHE ADMITS HER DAUGHTERS HAIR IS WAAAAAY BETTER THAN HER THIN STRINGY DO.

    Tear free child shampoo is wrong for CC. It's tear free because the ph is set so the eyes don't sting, but the ph is too high for the hair. Once a child reaches a certain age it's good to switch because it's just trashing CC's more mature hair.

    I wonder if she stopped eating the ritual chocolate when she was shut out of the Utah Forever Heart Home? She used to sing Ritual's praises now she looks irritated by it. Love that for her.
  13. .
    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 5/10/2024, 01:35 PM) 
    What is that thing hanging in front of the mirror?

    It's a nonsensical pendant light
  14. .
    Married a man she didn’t love and had children she didn’t want, all for money she spends on things she doesn’t use. Yeah, I’m jealous.
  15. .
    Blaming her bad teeth on “inheriting them”. Sure, Jen. It wasn’t the purging at all.
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