The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Suzanne’sBiggestFan

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    I plan to prioritize myself by getting induced with miniFan II tonight-and not sleeping the next 3 months!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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    QUOTE (Chance86_ @ 12/12/2023, 05:03) 
    I still can’t believe she thinks that’s what she would look like at about 90! lol. That’s what she is going to look like next year when HB finally leaves her for a nurse.

    Thank you for the opportunity to reiterate: nurses aren’t sex toys for docs to use at will.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 12/11/2023, 06:41 PM) 
    Jesus. if you gave her 3 guesses as to which topic the Sandy Hook Promise deals with...would she be able to get it?? :20130930101758-5e972761:

    No, certainly not. That particular massacre happened before she was allowed to follow news and current events.
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 12/11/2023, 06:22 PM) 
    Good lord she is fugly. It's amazing what being lonely has done to her. If you watch the house tour of the flip house she looks like a different person. It was only a few years ago but she was tan, smiling, excited for the future. The Mass Exodus did her in.

    Ugly then, ugly now. It's the bitterness. I don't think she experiences loneliness.
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    She actually looks worse every single time she's on camera.

    It's incredible.

    She has dark feelings cropping up this time of year.

    You can't tell me she doesn't wish she'd hired a mother's helper, a more frequent housekeeper and perhaps a meal delivery/prep service with those sweet, sweet Don Dollars when she had the chance. She'd be happily ensconced in RM3, or maybe planning a large-scale build in Utah, heart home adjacent.

    But instead, she's in a 99%er flip across from a guardrail and a busted ass lot, nearly completely alone in the world, save her rapidly aging parents and children-who at age 12 will each elect not to see her on any kind of schedule.

    Edited by Suzanne’sBiggestFan - 12/11/2023, 05:51 PM
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    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 11/12/2023, 04:44) 
    Best friends 'til the end.

    faces-short-2

    Norman. Bates.
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    QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 10/12/2023, 04:45) 
    Is Donny wearing Jen’s boots? Why are they so huge

    Probz.

    Cheaper than buying him his own.
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    I’m getting Betty Broderick vibes.
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    Lol 34 band size, M underwear 😂😂😂
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 12/7/2023, 07:13 PM) 
    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 12/7/2023, 12:12 PM) 
    Is everyone wearing thongs for routine home activities? This bothers me.

    Yeah. I was thinking about throwing one on before doing dishes and picking up the living room. I'll be sure to suck my belly in, too. Can't have my mom pooch flapping in the wind.

    JIMMIFER isn't like the rest of us-there's no mom pooch. She's skinny, dontcha know?
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    QUOTE (Ashes @ 12/7/2023, 05:35 PM) 
    “Please don’t comment on my body”

    Proceeds to post a picture of her in her bra and undies. 🙄

    A fucking thong, no less.
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    She's fat, and I guess she thinks the tricks she plays with herself in the vertigo shitter from hell work on all the rest of us. :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 7/12/2023, 05:01) 
    in case you want the zoomed in version :snickering:

    yikes

    Her nose is nothing short of TRAGIC. I think a nose job wouldn’t be a bad idea, following the bunion surgery.
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    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 12/6/2023, 05:23 PM) 
    yeesh.
    znRYHjx

    My grandmother was 93 years old when she died and had healthier, thicker hair than JIM.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 12/6/2023, 03:28 PM) 
    omg I feel so bad for anyone who has to be in her presence. Her poor staff, she is SO obnoxious. She's always posturing to make sure they're paying attention to her while she's shrieking and preening for the camera.
    Put on your clown makeup but let your hair look like this--perfect.
    AM

    A shampoo, deep condition, intensive mask, leave in, heat protectant and a good blow dry and straightener is the only thing that can help. Lord almighty.
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