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Posts written by Suzanne’sBiggestFan

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    The nose wrinkle at the beginning of the update.

    Jenny, your nose is not your feature. Neither are you psychotic, dead eyes or Glasgow smile, but definitely not your nose.
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    I'm sure the family (his) has suggested intervention.

    They have to be dying at the humiliation of it all.

    Disgusting, off-putting bridge troll that he is, at least their precious Houston isn't an embarrassment professionally.

    The horror.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 11/6/2023, 05:04 PM) 
    Rinse and repeat. In yesterday’s travel day stories, she YET AGAIN posted her Delta lounge breakfast followed by a hotel checkin reporting that ‘she was STARVING’. :very-sad-smiley-emoticon:

    If she didn't eat for three weeks, she wouldn't be starving.
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 6/11/2023, 14:16) 
    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 11/6/2023, 02:47 AM)
    Im still on the live. I’m curious as to why it’s assumed by Disney (and only Disney?) that people planning to destroy lives would just… leave their weapons lying around hotel rooms. Surely they hang their vests in the closet. I’m not sure how a quick glance around the room helps? Especially with Jen’s room check, she was given 20 minutes to tidy up. Does this actually work or is it more so everyone else who isn’t planning anything feels better? Help me to understand this.

    I don't think it's just Disney, it's any resort-type area that would make a good terror target. They're not looking for one weapon, they're looking for a cache, eg the Vegas shooter's room.

    QUOTE (TryHarderNextTime @ 11/6/2023, 03:07 AM)
    How old was CC here?

    Pushing two.


    re: Jen being chonky. She would do herself some favors if she'd give up the endurance events and switched to something like powerlifting. She might even lean out.

    Powerlifting events even have photographers :giving-thumbs-up-smiley-emotico

    She won’t lean out bc she eats like a horse on a mission to get diabetes.
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    QUOTE (Livi! @ 6/11/2023, 11:56) 
    She bought specific "wine & dine" ears to wear after the race 😶 and you know she probably only stayed there like 15min, just long enough to grab something to drink and to eat and take a selfie. Because girl has no one to spend the post race party with. So she bought those specific ears, just for that ... 😶

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    If you’re balding, you’re probably too old for this shit.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 5/11/2023, 15:15) 
    You never know what you're capable of until you try. Just got to puah yourself.

    Yeah that seems logical when her hip isn't healed. She said she walked 30,000 steps yesterday.

    She probaby asked the doctor if walking was ok and he said yes. Assuming she'd do a 20 to 30 minute walk a few times a week. Not a 3 hour 30 minute walk.

    Excuse you-Jenny BOYLES is a RUNNER.
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 4/11/2023, 03:54) 
    I was having a little fantasy. What if one of her beloved Patrons approached Jen and said, "This is really awkward, but I have a big favor to ask you. I have two kids just around CC and Donny's age, and like you, I am also a solo mama. The sad thing is that I am single because I lost my beloved husband to a brain tumor last year. As a lifelong avid hiker, I was mesmerized by your footage of the 90210 experience. My sister offered to watch the kids if I found a spot at the Tahoe event. I was wondering if there is any chance you would be willing to forfeit your spot."

    What would Jen do??

    🤣🤣🤣

    The imagination that went into this fantasy…..
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 4/11/2023, 01:43) 
    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 4/11/2023, 01:21) 
    14. And no watermark. Hopefully she uses the same bib number tomorrow or the one from 2 days ago.

    It should be, and the same on Sunday.

    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 4/11/2023, 01:39) 
    Yeah. Any able-bodied person of her age should be able to walk three miles. Any day, no tabs, sugar coffee or goo required.

    Hell, I’m a few years younger, and I’m not quite yet to term (but getting close) and I could. 🙄🙄🙄

    Congratulations early!

    Ty Idiot savant
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    Yeah. Any able-bodied person of her age should be able to walk three miles. Any day, no tabs, sugar coffee or goo required.

    Hell, I’m a few years younger, and I’m not quite yet to term (but getting close) and I could. 🙄🙄🙄
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    I really can’t handle the way she says she carried her kids to term.


    I guess people who don’t are shit mothers?

    Chick is off her shit.
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 11/3/2023, 04:51 PM) 
    Millions of women have babies and look just as good as before. She needs to stop using that as a crutch.

    I don't look "as good as before." I also don't give a fuck. I have two awesome kids (one I'm about to get to meet) out of the deal.
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    QUOTE (leahh @ 11/3/2023, 04:48 PM) 
    Wow she gained a lot of weight in the last couple years. She looks as big as she did before weight loss surgery.

    bigger
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    QUOTE (TWO!!! @ 11/3/2023, 04:46 PM) 
    Its good that she has accepted the way her body looks because if it were me, looking like this after exercising 3-4 hrs everyday, I would be a mess. Easy size 12-14 bottom! Nearing 180 pounds? Good for you, Jen! You really have come a long way and grown as a person.


    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 11/3/2023, 09:12 AM) 
    She’s really gonna be pissed at us.
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    To be fair, she has literally grown.
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 11/3/2023, 04:39 PM) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 3/11/2023, 16:08) 
    I found her in the wild - 54:53
    www.youtube.com/live/xYj2C3wk4KA?si=4L4iohQlWwi6Lw8x&t=3293

    Soon after her, there's a kid yelling at his parents to hurry up so they can cross the finish line holding hands <3

    She’s trotting🤣

    That is a singularly fucked up gait. She's like on her tip toes somehow, but wogging?
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    QUOTE (Giddy at Gideon's @ 3/11/2023, 12:04) 
    The whole look is horrendous. Why is she running in nun shoes?

    Correction: wogging in nun shoes.
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