The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Suzanne’sBiggestFan

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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 1/11/2023, 20:59) 
    Another $6k spent and not a single one of the other 224 Trail participants will be her friend when it's all over. She will arrive alone, participate alone, celebrate alone if she finishes, and fly home alone. Other than staff/volunteers who will give all 225 a perfunctory "congratulations" not one person will be present or waiting at home to sincerely congratulate her or celebrate with her. What a sad life.

    Pitiful and not worth living, IMO. But she has her “me time” now. So I guess it’s all worth it.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 10/30/2023, 03:15 PM) 
    she reposted that there is going to be RunDisney Halloween weekend at Disneyland. Oct 31-Nov 3 2024. what about your kids, Jen...?

    To be fair, unlike Jen, they have full time jobs at the soup kitchen. Perhaps they don't have any PTO left, or are saving it for a trip with their real mom and dad?
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 30/10/2023, 13:47) 
    QUOTE (Circumstances @ 30/10/2023, 07:46) 
    I scrolled AAAALLLLLL the way back through her IG but couldn’t find it. Did she actually finally take it down?

    It’s still up, just easy to miss. June 2013, so they were having lots of sexy time TTC, Don was probably giving her lots of compliments. You can see how difficult that was for her (note the caption).
    (IMG:https://i.postimg.cc/wjGHqkq9/IMG-0238.jpg)

    If I was chubby as she in that “dog marking its territory shot,”I wouldn’t have posted it. But also, I wouldn’t have taken it. 🫣🫣🫣
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    Honestly the shame would prevent me from sharing garbage pics like that.
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    🤢🤢🤮🤮
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    Broken wonderland
    Bunions on fire
    Headed to Disneyland
    Jenny’s a liar.
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    QUOTE (AlsoFromIL @ 28/10/2023, 15:43) 
    Well here’s my post op bunionectomy foot 😬 and yes it hurt like a bit** for a few weeks after but it hurt even worse before the surgery! My surgeon did an awesome job and now my foot looks and works fabulous!

    Also I can’t believe I put my foot on the internet. 🥸
    Took one for the team……

    Looks fab-glad to worked out. Seems like surgery is the way to go!
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    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 27/10/2023, 22:06) 
    :snickering: I don’t think there’s tiny anything on her body. Kristin is a big girl with wide features as well. Even at 135 she wouldn’t be dainty.

    💯
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 27/10/2023, 21:28) 
    Dear Jennifer:

    1. I had bunion surgery as a teenager and I’m pushing 60. You just don’t want to be stuck not exercising while you recover. You know it and we know it.

    2. You aren’t jiggly because you haven’t been able to do enough cardio. You’re jiggly because you eat way too much sugar.

    3. You can wear jeans, you just can’t wear size 4 jeans and we all know that’s the real issue.

    She’s every bit of a 12/14. No one will dissuade me from that.
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 10/27/2023, 05:43 PM) 
    :1485540604:
    D6305324-12D1-41A1-8151-BFDF6158C200

    She was still pretty meaty, back in her "skinny" days.
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 10/27/2023, 05:29 PM) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 10/27/2023, 09:50 AM) 
    Ugh I just remembered I have a team call at 11a. Damn you societal expectations :fist-shake:

    Jen would never tolerate this level of inconvenience.

    Inform them you have to peel apples for Mr. WDDS's homemade apple pie, and it simply cannot wait.

    Just a note of thanks for the valiant service you provide us, Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol
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    QUOTE (MysteryMeat @ 10/27/2023, 01:58 PM) 
    $450......for a candle! Has anyone here purchased a super expensive candle and was it worth it? Genuinely curious because I'd never do it. :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:

    I've gotten the big, giant Nest Holiday candle a few times. It smells really good, but it's super smoky and ultimately overpriced for that reason.
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    I'm so glad Jennifer has wholly accepted her saddle bags and goddamn thighs. I personally would struggle having such an unfortunate distribution. So, I'm glad she's found peace with her wonderland of a body.
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    QUOTE (Turkey Lurkey @ 27/10/2023, 08:42) 
    She's always trying to conceal her double chin in her stories. It's annoying.

    Quadruple
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    Makeup is just a sexist societal expectation. Jennifer has liberated herself from all of that.
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