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Posts written by Suzanne’sBiggestFan

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    She's fat, and I guess she thinks the tricks she plays with herself in the vertigo shitter from hell work on all the rest of us. :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 7/12/2023, 05:01) 
    in case you want the zoomed in version :snickering:

    yikes

    Her nose is nothing short of TRAGIC. I think a nose job wouldn’t be a bad idea, following the bunion surgery.
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    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 12/6/2023, 05:23 PM) 
    yeesh.
    znRYHjx

    My grandmother was 93 years old when she died and had healthier, thicker hair than JIM.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 12/6/2023, 03:28 PM) 
    omg I feel so bad for anyone who has to be in her presence. Her poor staff, she is SO obnoxious. She's always posturing to make sure they're paying attention to her while she's shrieking and preening for the camera.
    Put on your clown makeup but let your hair look like this--perfect.
    AM

    A shampoo, deep condition, intensive mask, leave in, heat protectant and a good blow dry and straightener is the only thing that can help. Lord almighty.
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 12/6/2023, 04:42 PM) 
    It wasn’t is this where, it was This is where. She stole the bed from her inlaws.

    So brutal. They would've all ridden on the top of the RV strapped in with nothing but lawn chairs if it kept her happy. They were playing the long game and running down the clock until they were legally rid of her fat ass.
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    QUOTE (Weird Like Jen @ 12/5/2023, 05:15 PM) 
    She's what, 5'4"? I would guess at least 180 if not more. She's got some muscle built up underneath all that fat.

    I guess she just likes to keep it well-hidden.
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    QUOTE (ample hips @ 12/5/2023, 04:55 PM) 
    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 5/12/2023, 05:38) 
    I’m 220 (sadly thanks to some meds I take) and only 5’3” tall. She’s not as fat as me but 3 years ago I got down to 199 and was closer to looking like her.

    I’m my head I don’t look as big as I really am. Lol

    I'm 200 thanks to pcos and I do work out 6 days a week and count calories. I'm a pear shape as well but I don't stretch or filter my photos 😅 I do often envy her arms, I don't have nice arms but I can do (what I consider a jog) an 11min mile 😅

    Lol, your jog is faster than her fat ass "run."
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 5/12/2023, 05:12) 
    Now the two of them are telling us all about Blawb’s new job offer and what high demand he is in🤣.

    Yah. He’s got to keep her in taaawffeee and press on nails.
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    Y’all that don’t agree she’s 180 lbs, what do you think she weighs?
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    The things that poor bike seat has seen and smelled.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 3/12/2023, 19:15) 
    Speaking of lipstick, it literally makes me gag whenever she applies it. The smacking and scrunching together - 🤢🤢🤢.

    She’s probably trying to resist eating it.
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 3/12/2023, 15:12) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 3/12/2023, 07:22) 
    Yeah, ok Jenny 🙄

    She’s so full of herself… “several people who recognized me.” That’s not necessarily a good thing 🤣

    If it was such a special experience, shouldn’t you have been feeling happy? Pity you already let it slip that you were crying “a bunch” because of all the emotional processing. Shut the fuck up.


    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12023888/IMG_2899.jpeg)

    Jenspeak translated to English:
    She spoke to 2 people at the volunteer sign-in station. They “recognized” her when the registration screen indicated she was a past participant and they acknowledged that to her.

    💯
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    QUOTE (FancyPants @ 3/12/2023, 04:52) 
    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12525476/IMG_1732.jpeg)


    Why? Why do these people think we want to see them looking like this?

    She looks equally shitty before and after. I don’t even see why she tries. Lipstick on a pig.
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    jill created this monster, but at least she’s seen the light.
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    QUOTE (Shesaidwhat @ 1/12/2023, 14:16) 
    Misery loves company.

    Insufferable couple.

    Both are fat, ugly and cantankerous.
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