The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by ComfortablyNumb

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    You see it all the time, kids take over their parent’s companies and run them into the ground.

    Don didn’t have the balls to stand up to his own wife. The meek don’t fare well as CEO’s either. Look what they were doing behind Don’s back. Poopsie, as usual, was the smartest and sold. Wonder how the weather man fared?
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    QUOTE (Backup Pee Rag @ 5/2/2022, 15:07) 
    QUOTE (BespokePoopShovel @ 2/4/2022, 09:04 PM) 
    Kind of reminds me of...

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    Bespokepoopshovel
    I think I found my bakery username soulmate :]

    Speaking of...Jen says we body shame. She is the one who lies and says she’s a size 4 and an extra small. That’s her problem. This is no size 4.

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    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 5/2/2022, 13:59) 
    Not gonna lie, I wish we were going to get to see Jen in her sparkly skater mini-dress and glitter eyeshadow hosting a party for these people.

    :hearty-laugh:
    I had the EXACT same thought. And where would she run and hide?

    They must have had quite the chuckle when googling their new GM. Even I’m embarrassed for him. Tinder profile front and center and Jen with her scepter on Tosh.
    ^U^
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    The real winner is Poopsie. $$$

    Also, Jen would have melted in a real corporate social circle. She can’t even pronounce words, much less hold an intelligent conversation.
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    She is such a fake. Driving an hour and a half to sleep in a converted tool shed with no water is not relaxing. The toilet sounded like a garage disposal and the heater sounded like being seated next to the wing on an airplane. She had to turn it off just to talk.

    The loft was claustrophobic, not cozy.

    Why does she go so overboard praising these AirBnB owners? It’s as if she thinks they’re doing these things for her. They are business owners, not more imaginary friends. Imagine if she spent that much time complimenting the Jenions who really do care about her?
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    Jen’s obligatory “fuck you” dancing. I’ll show them! I’m awesome! I dance with my kids. I’m even going to film it to prove it!

    She is the very example of what is so fake with social media, specifically Instagram. Behind her “look at me I’m happy dancing, I’m badass” is still a miserable, insecure, self absorbed, egotistical narcissistic loser. Jen, you are not fooling anyone.

    Oh, and you think you are a good dancer and singer. You are not.
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    We said there is no way she will keep Disney a secret. But the dam broke and it is a smug bragging flood! Tone it down Jen.

    I love her excuse about why she went. She had to get through personal stuff and she was triumphant and beyond happy. Anybody can face their fears you guys!!

    Talk about bullshit first world problems. Single mothers are trying just to put food on the table but here is Jen Ross declaring victory because she went to one of the most expensive amusement parks on earth alone. Wow. Clueless.
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    It happened. I feel sorry for her. Alone in her basement with her imaginary friends, mirror and camera. Then bingeing. That’s her world. I actually feel bad for her. Would she exist without mirrors and endlessly filming herself?

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    All I could think of when I watched the live was how the idiot Jenions were lapping up her bullshit. Telling her how long they watched her as she giggled away. Asking her THE most stupid questions. She doesn’t give a shit about any of them, and they think we are losers lol.

    She wants payment to join her community which she said would be like a family. Omg please.

    She talks about herself endlessly and sits back and waits for praise. The chance of Jen interacting with any of them is slim to none. It’s “I talk about me me me and then you compliment me. Say anything negative and I’ll withhold from you.”

    She sure has a warped idea about family. Jen, people don’t pay for family.
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    She talks out both sides of her fat ass. I’ll post what I want when I want. I have no regrets about my decision and I don’t owe anyone any explanations. If you don’t like it don’t watch me.

    But please listen to me explain my innocence for over an hour.
    :eyeroll:
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    “I’m a loner, I have no friends.”

    “Anyone who knows me knows I would NEVER leave my children if I knew they were sick.”

    But you don’t know anyone Jen. You just said so.
    :nono2:
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    She’s worried about being judged when she spills Disney in her ‘another thing I’ve not been sharing, then sharing it phase’.

    I can see the wheels turning in her brain. She’s added she’s momma martyr caretaker and Winnie’s story. Pity me, praise me, don’t judge me. Since when has anybody been judged for having Covid?

    It’s like watching a science experiment. It must be exhausting keeping track of all the lies told and setting up future lies.
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    I miss sharing. Jenspeak for I miss bragging. She’s gearing up to share Disney. She absolutely will self destruct is she doesn’t.
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    Why even say “we never go anywhere” when her kids live in a different household half of every week. :eyeroll:
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    She’s a master manipulator and is preemptive planning because she HAS to share her Disney race success. She just has to. There is no other reason she’d be sharing including a “timeline.” She wants to make sure we don’t feel alone...my ass.

    The bottom line will be she couldn’t fly back even if she wanted to, all flights were booked plus they were with Don.

    Annnnd, the whole family was in full support of mommy going, even Don. She worked very hard and they wouldn’t want to be the reason she quit the race. She stayed because they wanted her to. She was setting an example for her children guys! You can do anything if you work hard like mommy! I can hear it all now.
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