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Amy's systemization will suffis to put your smooshy Wong-Tongs and bag-gulls in the frigerator. It's more better, then you can swim in the pool! Pt 31 - Amy Maryon.Can you imagine if you started putting your kitchen appliances on your lawn what your husband would say?
I'm not talking about normal things like if you have one of those outdoor kitchens, or a normal BBQ grill.
But, what if you got a big industrial double fryer, a movie theater popcorn machine and an slushee maker like at 7-11 and plopped them right next to your back door and stood in your in your backyard in a dress and an apron and deep fried wontons, cheese sticks, taquitos, oreos, pickles, fries and made funnel cakes from 11am until 2pm?
He would be calling the necessary people.
We have a grill and that's it. The only thing we pull out is the generator during a hurricane.
I have no idea what they will do with all that crap during a real hurricane.
They’ll probably wheel them through the house to store in the garage. -
Sitting by the tarp in an X-ray tunic, Looking at green water is so therapeutic. Making cheesy slop in excess Another easy day of doing less. Pt. 30 - Amy Maryon.
Is the pool pump supposed to be that loud?? Ugh. That would drive me crazy. -
Sitting by the tarp in an X-ray tunic, Looking at green water is so therapeutic. Making cheesy slop in excess Another easy day of doing less. Pt. 30 - Amy Maryon.
I’m 50 minutes in. I’m just going to say that from the chest up, she looks nice in that sweater. But I haven’t seen from the chest down 😂😂
Her hair needs colored again. It hasn’t even been a month, has it?? She needs to quit buying cheap dye or not get her hair wet in the pool when she “swims”. -
Sitting by the tarp in an X-ray tunic, Looking at green water is so therapeutic. Making cheesy slop in excess Another easy day of doing less. Pt. 30 - Amy Maryon.
Hivey
Rashy
Holy shit. The toilet cleaning in detail was painful. -
Sitting by the tarp in an X-ray tunic, Looking at green water is so therapeutic. Making cheesy slop in excess Another easy day of doing less. Pt. 30 - Amy Maryon.
“Implemated” 🤦🏻♀️ -
Our new word this day is stratification, dinner this day promises violent laxation. These normal food sounds aren't for stimulation. Hi friends let's cook a delicious abomination. Pt. 30 - Becky's Acre Homestead.
She also likes to read memors. I bet Josh bit his tongue really hard to keep from correcting her.
MurphyLove…ha ha!! -
Our new word this day is stratification, dinner this day promises violent laxation. These normal food sounds aren't for stimulation. Hi friends let's cook a delicious abomination. Pt. 30 - Becky's Acre Homestead.
Josh must know how she mis-measures everything. He questioned he saying that 3 teaspoons equal 1 tablespoon. “How sure are you?” 😂😂 -
Sitting by the tarp in an X-ray tunic, Looking at green water is so therapeutic. Making cheesy slop in excess Another easy day of doing less. Pt. 30 - Amy Maryon.
How long do you have to ignore your backyard for it to look like that? Junk laying everywhere!! And the grass!!! I thought Stephen was doing all the mowing.
I was shocked to see the state of everything out there. For as often as they “swim” you’d think it would be in better shape.
Clean, dry surface for the E6000, Amy. And I believe you have to let it dry for 24 hours. Read the directions on the tube. What a dope. -
Sitting by the tarp in an X-ray tunic, Looking at green water is so therapeutic. Making cheesy slop in excess Another easy day of doing less. Pt. 30 - Amy Maryon.
AMY-ISMS
Fake butter
Smooshy
Fake Doritos
Moisture
Wong Tongs
Suffis
Running
"Do school"
"Munch on"
"In the mountains..."
Stretch
Cheapy
"Real" eggs
Fake cheese
Bag-guls
Nishis(Knishes)
Kabasa
Liquidy
Lactose milk
Mr. Visionary
This sequence: It’s fine, it’s good, it’s delicious
Polska Kabasa
Gumpkies🤬🤬🤦🏻♀
More Better
Frigerater
Yummy
Yucky
Icky
“I can do that, can’t I? Right? That’s ok if I do that”
“Just do what YOU can do”
This season
That’s the enemy
It’s gonna be a great day today, such a good, great day.
So I was like Hmmm (while scrunching up her face)
Lapse
Pool
Honnaaayyyy
Pen-nay-a (penne)
Goodier
Doing the bare minimum
Most people
Food is my love language
More better
Squishy
Easy chill day
Genius
Giving myself grace
Expensivey
So sooo good
So sooo delicious -
Becky's Acre Pervstead: Disgusting and rude deepthroating the food. Making sure each sound can be heard as it's chewed. Fake cooking content to be openly lewd Pt. 29 - Becky's Acre Homestead.
That’s what I was thinking too!
I do remember her making it at the old house and it being a flop. Can’t wait to see her know it all attitude in the next one -
Becky's Acre Pervstead: Disgusting and rude deepthroating the food. Making sure each sound can be heard as it's chewed. Fake cooking content to be openly lewd Pt. 29 - Becky's Acre Homestead.
I don’t remember our soap making journey. Did I miss a video? -
Becky's Acre Pervstead: Disgusting and rude deepthroating the food. Making sure each sound can be heard as it's chewed. Fake cooking content to be openly lewd Pt. 29 - Becky's Acre Homestead.She again is copying R&R because Jessica is growing flowers in one of her high tunnels. Some of the flowers she is growing are the same kind that Becky decided to grow. Hmmm.
Becky has proven herself incapable of even the slightest amount of creativity or originality. Copying others is one of the many reasons she's unpopular (and even a laughing stock) in the YouTube and homesteading spheres.
Things like pretending Kevin Espiritu "invited" her to dinner in Seattle, the stupid trip to North Carolina to learn pig butchering, and her recent foray into the wonderful "new" world of the air fryer are further proof that she's desperate for content and recognition. But she will never be accepted into any community that includes real gardeners, farmers, homesteaders, or cooks because she's a huge fake and they all know it. Seems like even Jamerrill doesn't talk to her anymore.
I'm sure Becky's channel will survive this next, predictable season of gardening and canning, but since most of us can probably easily name the contents of her next six months worth of videos, I'm sure her growth will slow even more.
I would have loved to hear the conversation with Josh about wanting to go all the way to NC to learn how to butcher a pig.
But Josh I reeeeaaallly want to learn how to do this. I know it’s an investment, but I’m planning on buying a pig so I can show off my skills in a video. Your future-self will thank me. You can take care of the kid, right? -
Sitting by the tarp in an X-ray tunic, Looking at green water is so therapeutic. Making cheesy slop in excess Another easy day of doing less. Pt. 30 - Amy Maryon.Did she say she was charging J and B rent? I missed that part. I tend to zone out once in a while LOL
No, one of my speculations as to where she is getting all the money. In her eyes they are adults as soon as they graduate. They both have jobs so I wouldn't be surprised if she is making them pay rent.
Oh gotcha. I see your point. I agree! -
Sitting by the tarp in an X-ray tunic, Looking at green water is so therapeutic. Making cheesy slop in excess Another easy day of doing less. Pt. 30 - Amy Maryon.
Did she say she was charging J and B rent? I missed that part. I tend to zone out once in a while LOL