The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Goomie

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    I always used to park next to cart corral until somebody thought they could squeeze their cart past and scratched my car all the way down to the bare metal. 😡
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    Is anybody else still having trouble with Invidious? I think I’ve tried everything to get it work.

    Did she change the thumbnail on her video? The original one was a picture of all the food but now it shows her in the grocery store.
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    QUOTE (Sabrina T. @ 30/3/2024, 05:40) 
    QUOTE (ThinkingOutLoud @ 30/3/2024, 05:25) 
    Can you imagine if you started putting your kitchen appliances on your lawn what your husband would say?


    I'm not talking about normal things like if you have one of those outdoor kitchens, or a normal BBQ grill.

    But, what if you got a big industrial double fryer, a movie theater popcorn machine and an slushee maker like at 7-11 and plopped them right next to your back door and stood in your in your backyard in a dress and an apron and deep fried wontons, cheese sticks, taquitos, oreos, pickles, fries and made funnel cakes from 11am until 2pm?

    :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo

    He would be calling the necessary people.
    We have a grill and that's it. The only thing we pull out is the generator during a hurricane.

    I have no idea what they will do with all that crap during a real hurricane.

    They’ll probably wheel them through the house to store in the garage.
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    Is the pool pump supposed to be that loud?? Ugh. That would drive me crazy.
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    I’m 50 minutes in. I’m just going to say that from the chest up, she looks nice in that sweater. But I haven’t seen from the chest down 😂😂

    Her hair needs colored again. It hasn’t even been a month, has it?? She needs to quit buying cheap dye or not get her hair wet in the pool when she “swims”.
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    Hivey

    Rashy

    Holy shit. The toilet cleaning in detail was painful.
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    “Implemated” 🤦🏻‍♀️
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    She also likes to read memors. I bet Josh bit his tongue really hard to keep from correcting her.

    MurphyLove…ha ha!!
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    Josh must know how she mis-measures everything. He questioned he saying that 3 teaspoons equal 1 tablespoon. “How sure are you?” 😂😂
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    How long do you have to ignore your backyard for it to look like that? Junk laying everywhere!! And the grass!!! I thought Stephen was doing all the mowing.

    I was shocked to see the state of everything out there. For as often as they “swim” you’d think it would be in better shape.

    Clean, dry surface for the E6000, Amy. And I believe you have to let it dry for 24 hours. Read the directions on the tube. What a dope.
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    Recipe for what!! Stone soup??

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    AMY-ISMS

    Fake butter
    Smooshy
    Fake Doritos
    Moisture
    Wong Tongs
    Suffis
    Running
    "Do school"
    "Munch on"
    "In the mountains..."
    Stretch
    Cheapy
    "Real" eggs
    Fake cheese
    Bag-guls
    Nishis(Knishes)
    Kabasa
    Liquidy
    Lactose milk
    Mr. Visionary
    This sequence: It’s fine, it’s good, it’s delicious
    Polska Kabasa
    Gumpkies🤬🤬🤦🏻‍♀‍
    More Better
    Frigerater
    Yummy
    Yucky
    Icky
    “I can do that, can’t I? Right? That’s ok if I do that”
    “Just do what YOU can do”
    This season
    That’s the enemy
    It’s gonna be a great day today, such a good, great day.
    So I was like Hmmm (while scrunching up her face)
    Lapse
    Pool
    Honnaaayyyy

    Pen-nay-a (penne)
    Goodier
    Doing the bare minimum
    Most people
    Food is my love language
    More better
    Squishy
    Easy chill day
    Genius
    Giving myself grace
    Expensivey

    So sooo good
    So sooo delicious
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    QUOTE (Meowmeow1975 @ 15/3/2024, 05:52) 
    QUOTE (Goomie @ 15/3/2024, 02:09) 
    I don’t remember our soap making journey. Did I miss a video?

    She’s such an idiot. The soap making vidoe will probably be the next one even though she said we already saw it. She’s too dumb to upload that one first.

    That’s what I was thinking too!

    I do remember her making it at the old house and it being a flop. Can’t wait to see her know it all attitude in the next one :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:
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    I don’t remember our soap making journey. Did I miss a video?
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    QUOTE (CuriousJ @ 14/3/2024, 13:08) 
    QUOTE (Villainmom @ 14/3/2024, 08:21) 
    She again is copying R&R because Jessica is growing flowers in one of her high tunnels. Some of the flowers she is growing are the same kind that Becky decided to grow. Hmmm.

    Becky has proven herself incapable of even the slightest amount of creativity or originality. Copying others is one of the many reasons she's unpopular (and even a laughing stock) in the YouTube and homesteading spheres.

    Things like pretending Kevin Espiritu "invited" her to dinner in Seattle, the stupid trip to North Carolina to learn pig butchering, and her recent foray into the wonderful "new" world of the air fryer are further proof that she's desperate for content and recognition. But she will never be accepted into any community that includes real gardeners, farmers, homesteaders, or cooks because she's a huge fake and they all know it. Seems like even Jamerrill doesn't talk to her anymore.

    I'm sure Becky's channel will survive this next, predictable season of gardening and canning, but since most of us can probably easily name the contents of her next six months worth of videos, I'm sure her growth will slow even more.

    I would have loved to hear the conversation with Josh about wanting to go all the way to NC to learn how to butcher a pig.

    But Josh I reeeeaaallly want to learn how to do this. I know it’s an investment, but I’m planning on buying a pig so I can show off my skills in a video. Your future-self will thank me. You can take care of the kid, right?
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