The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (Deadeyeslikejen @ 11/12/2019, 08:17 PM) 
    QUOTE (YouGuysSlayMe @ 12/11/2019, 19:31) 
    For those of you talking about menopause in the previous thread, know this: It's SO much better on the other side. The 'journey' is a tough one, lasting a couple/few years, but once you get there, it's quite delightful!

    The main thing to remember is that forgetfullness is a one of the main symptoms.
    I always forgot that.

    And to keep it on-topic. Unlike Jen, there are no longer CRAMPS!

    Totally OTT-it’s so nice to hear this. I’m going through the menopause right now (just saw my gyno today for hormones) and I feel like I’m losing my marbles.

    We need a peri and menopause thread I think.

    This shit is hard.

    Ok, back to Jen.

    I'm trying to catch up on Jen's videos and finally did it! I'm so here for any menopause chats. I turned 44 last month and I'm waiting to say see ya to my period!
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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 10/2/2019, 10:31 PM) 
    I just had my first doctor appt today for Baby #2
    Turns out
    I'm having TWINS
    LORD help us
    I couldn't help but think of Jen falling off the exam table if she had gotten that news

    Congratulations!

    QUOTE (SmoothiesLikeLily @ 10/2/2019, 08:57 PM) 
    QUOTE (MrArthurRadley @ 10/2/2019, 08:09 PM) 
    Now that the children are learning how to do household chores at the Soup Kitchen, Don, could you please bring up those seasonal bins and let them decorate?

    I decorated our house for fall & Halloween yesterday since it was October 1st.

    As I was putting out all the decor, I thought about Jen & wondered how much seasonal decorating was going on in the Ross household.

    It makes me rage-y thinking about how much she decorated for all the different holidays BEFORE she had kids vs. how little holiday-decorating she does now that she actually has kids.

    I put a cotton spider web-thing w/ some plastic spiders in my kids' bathroom, &, today, my son noticed me adjusting the fall stuff on the kitchen table & said, "Hey! I like those spiders in our bathroom!"

    Kids notice.

    I decorated a few weeks ago and let my 3 year old daughter help. I told her that any decor I put on the coffee table was stuff she could play with and she's been having fun with it. I have some fake leaves from Dollar Tree and she's been tossing those in the air and "raking" them.

    I might have to dive into a Jen video. She's been so boring lately that I haven't bothered to check out her videos.

    QUOTE (BackupSize8 @ 10/3/2019, 03:11 PM) 
    Holy Moses, I missed a whole thread AND you're 1/3 through the next one? What happened?!

    Congrats, martiniflightlikedon!! We just took baby #2 home from hospital on Monday, she's perfect!

    Aww, congratulations! :)
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 9/7/2019, 06:07 PM) 
    She only picks ones where she wants to brag anyway. What’s the point?

    Questions I would like to ask-
    1. Why do you give your kids whole grapes?
    2. When are you organizing the Craptice?
    3. What happened to our wedding scrapbook? Did you throw all the pictures out or something?
    4. Do you plan to braid your eyebrows?
    5. When will you branch out from giving your kids grilled cheese for every meal?
    6. Has Don moved full time to the dungeon?

    Braid your eyebrows! :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    Why on earth would she think it's okay to throw out her wedding pictures, even if they're not in the scrapbook? Oh, wait...duh, this is Jen.

    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 9/7/2019, 09:34 PM) 
    Dear Jen,
    Just quit already. You hate it. Also, thanks for another passive aggressive shit quote about being unappreciated.
    Sincerely,
    The Universe

    Considering she started her channel in 2010 and has just over 100,000 subscribers, while Do It On A Dime launched two years later and has over one million...Jen needs to change something.
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    QUOTE (IDon'tEatSugar @ 9/4/2019, 09:21 PM) 
    That whole office/craft room/craptice is wasted on her.

    I wish I had half that room to scrapbook. I'd leave my crap out all over the place and just shut the door. ;)

    I'm surprised she didn't have a cute "Back to school" picture of Charlotte. I even made the kiddo a sign for her first day of preschool 3.

    Watching Jen's channel vs. watching paint dry...bring on the paint.
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    I'm not sure I want organizational tips from Jen. She doesn't really purge, but just buys bins to put all of her crap in.
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    QUOTE (The Wookie @ 7/28/2019, 08:59 PM) 
    Great title! Jen has some serious body issues. I do as well. But Jen takes it to an entirely new level. There are some decent female swimming bottoms that are almost the length of short shorts that she can buy. The outfit she had on actually does the opposite of what she wants. It will draw attention to her because people will wonder who the loon is in the 1920's getup!

    I bought some new swimwear after giving birth, and I prefer bottoms with a skirt. It doesn't even hit my knees, but I feel more covered. Jen's seriously got some body issues and I feel bad for her, but I really hope she won't pass this onto Charlotte. That little girl is perfect just the way she is and I don't want Jen making any comments about her daughter's body.

    As for the long sleeved top and the pants that Jen got - wouldn't she be roasting in those?!

    QUOTE (BadKneeLikeJen @ 7/31/2019, 02:54 AM) 
    My fiancé has a big family and they all talk non-stop. There is no way I could spend a month with them.

    My in laws are great, but FIL watches Fox News (aka Faux News) and I'm pretty sure is a Republican. There's no talking politics in that house, lol. I can take a couple of days, but a month? Not a chance.

    QUOTE (popsugarlikejen @ 7/31/2019, 02:41 PM) 
    QUOTE (LateKate @ 7/31/2019, 06:40 AM) 
    It seems the farm visit is a little treat for herself at the end her long hard day :10:

    Hence the kids are not with her.

    WHAT??????????????????????
    No way, when my kids were little, would I go do this WITHOUT them?! she is freakin WEIRD!!!!!!

    Not only weird, but selfish. It's Jen time with the animals. How dare Charlotte or Donny want to see the pigs, chickens, etc. with their mom.
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 6/20/2019, 10:29 AM) 
    Noelle, totally agree that Jen should be nowhere near a rescue.

    I am also now totally convinced that Jen did use To Train Up a Child as her dog-training manual, minus the plumbing wire.

    I'm surprised she didn't use the blanket training method on the kids too!

    QUOTE (LateKate @ 6/20/2019, 08:50 PM) 
    I once threw a book in the dumpster, that how bad it was.

    It was Desperation by Stephen King, just in case anyone is curious.

    I can't remember the title of it, but it was a Nicholas Sparks book that my husband's grandma loaned me a few years back when we went to North Carolina to visit her. About 90% of the way through the book, I wanted to recreate the scene from Silver Linings Playbook where Bradley Cooper throws the book through the window. I only wished that I'd known how the near-ending would badly suck and could've saved myself from reading it. Besides, Nicholas Sparks is a freaking depressing writer!

    QUOTE (JustAverageJane @ 6/20/2019, 10:16 PM) 
    I always said I would never get an e- reader and loved reading physical books. Fast forward to not wanting to waste money on books I might hate or lugging books back and forth to the library as I get older. I love downloaded books and my Paperwhite. If you hate it just delete it.

    Don't get me started on the horrible pet parent that asshat has been to poor Winnie. I'm sitting here waiting for the vet to call and say my 15 yr old cockapoo and 13 year old Bichon are done with their $2000 (combined)teeth cleanings. And I have 3 more doggies still to go.

    I get irrationally angry with Jen almost everytime I think about her stupidity.

    Same here! My mom received a Kindle for Christmas several years ago and I finally used it one day to preview a chapter of a book I was considering purchasing. I was hooked, lol. But I do still love holding a physical book in my hands. The good thing about the Kindle/Nook is that you can just toss it into a bag when going on vacation and not have to lug around a lot of books (like I did as a kid!)

    I still can't believe a vet went along with Jen's insane plan of not shaving Winnie's belly, but there are also vets who will still declaw a cat, no matter how cruel it is, and how damaging it can be to the animal. :(
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    QUOTE (StillChloeKnockoffs @ 6/20/2019, 03:04 AM) 
    Why the fuck is everything a goddamned journey?! You're reading a fucking book, the only journey you took was to Barnes & Fucking Noble. Jesus christ that pisses me off.

    I doubt she actually went to the store. She ordered that crap online! ;)

    QUOTE (LateKate @ 6/20/2019, 06:27 AM) 
    Why does she need to finish a book she obviously hates. What a waste of time.

    Exactly! I'll give a book one, maybe two chapters, and if I can't get into it, I go onto another one. Why finish a book you hate, unless it was for school and you had to do a report on it?

    QUOTE (Free CC @ 6/20/2019, 09:15 AM) 
    QUOTE (noelleaussi @ 20/6/2019, 08:59) 
    Thanks, ICR. I remember reading the part a long time ago about "I feel responsible". Yes. Yes, it's entirely your fault. Yours and the idiot vet's.

    And the maybe this wouldn't have happened bit. No, it almost certainly would not have happened. Big difference. She acts like it's an unavoidable complication instead of an intentional choice to contaminate the surgical site by not following procedure. This was bound to happen.

    The other details are hazy for me. I want to say she couldn't even find a vet in their area to do this, so she brought Winnie back to the breeder in Wisconsin to have it done, because that lady knew someone? And then Jen and Don went on vacation while Winnie was operated on? Again, I could have some of this part wrong. I don't mean to be fake news. But it sounds like her.

    I'm always on my own mental hamster wheel about where she falls on the Youtube ass scale. Sometimes she doesn't seem that bad compared to others. Those are the times when I'm forgetting these blogs posts. 😒

    Am actually glad that she prefers breeders. No shelter or rescue dog needs Jen. A lot of those dogs have been to hell and back and require extra patience and understanding. Obviously. Jen will never possess those qualities, and she doesn't want a dog for the sake of the *dog* having a good life. She would get a shelter dog that's already been dumped once, decide he wasn't progressing fast enough (ironic), and re-traumatize him by sending him back like one of her Amazon orders.

    I know she hasn't actually done what I just said, but I think she's fully capable of it, and it's making me mad even in theory. :tearing-hair: She just doesn't deserve the kind of love dogs give their people because she doesn't have their best interests in mind.

    Wow, she is a huge piece of shit! I am so upset to learn how she has treated her dog. My dog, Charlie Brown, is everything to me.
    Here he is excited about carrots from our garden. Which I swear my partner plants just for him every year ❤

    FreeCC, your dog is adorable! Give him some hugs and belly rubs for me! :) I miss having a dog. Mine passed away five years ago when he was almost 16. He lived a long, happy life and was loved and gave a lot of love in return. I'm so glad I have my two cats now, because for me, a house isn't complete without pets!
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    QUOTE (IDon'tEatSugar @ 6/9/2019, 10:43 PM) 
    Great title!

    I’m not sure I could pick which Jen annoys me the most. Girl has more identities than an international spy. 🕵️‍♀️

    Jen Ross, 007. Woman of mystery! She's like a chameleon and can adapt to any personality she wants. It's definitely the acting genes from her mom's side of the family.

    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 6/9/2019, 11:00 PM) 
    All of the versions of Jen since she got pregnant have been my least favorite.
    Loved the Jen of 2012-2014 ... she definitely did make it seem like being a stay-at-home-wife was the best gig in the world

    My favorite vlogs to watch are from 2012. She let the crazy hang out and didn't care much about what people said. Then Tosh happened, and whatever happened with the poop hitting the fan, and now she's too protective and edited about what she says and does.
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    QUOTE (PillPoppinSkank @ 6/4/2019, 04:39 PM) 
    I always say that Don and Jen are basically like two elderly roommates. I think that The Golden Girls were livelier and had more chemistry than those two do.

    And we all know that Blanche had better hair and shoes than Jennifer does. :lol:

    Hell, Sophia had better hair and shoes than Jen!
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    QUOTE (Anastasia Beaverhausen @ 5/31/2019, 04:55 PM) 
    At least she’s acknowledged that she has never given any evidence of her Art History degree. I think she’s never shown any indication that she’s been in one college level course, let alone 120+ credit hours worth.

    I’m guessing her parents/family pulled an Aunt Becky and paid her way into college? NYU and UMass are generally selective.

    I'm LOLing at the "Aunt Becky" part. I am a UMass Amherst grad, but not the same year as Jen. I was an honor society member so I was accepted. The acceptance rate is 59.7% as of 2016-2017.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 6/1/2019, 07:08 PM) 
    QUOTE (noelleaussi @ 1/6/2019, 18:41) 
    Good point. :) I always thought it was funny that she kept those on her bookshelf, at the ready, when she seems like more of a Superfudge girl.

    Tales of a 36 year old Nothing?

    Otherwise Known as Jennifer the Great?
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    QUOTE (NeglectedVanity @ 6/1/2019, 12:18 PM) 
    QUOTE (tflo12 @ 1/6/2019, 01:54) 
    Is it normal to let your kids pick the music in the car???? That's a hard no. Sorry baby.. you will listen to Biggie

    When you're afraid of your children it is. I'd love to see CC give Mama hell for choosing Drake (a previous car music of choice) over Mary Poppins.

    I grew up listening to 80s hair band rock in the car. :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic

    My daughter is listening to Les Miserables, lol. It's my favorite show and I have the soundtrack on a lot. She loves "Castle on a Cloud." She listens to kids music at home (stuff on Disney Jr) but in the car, I control the show! A little pop, country, alternative...it's all good!
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    Catching up on the posts and I tried to watch Jen's doubt video. I made it about ten minutes in and then just turned the sound off. I can't with this woman's navel gazing and obsession with talking about herself. I feel bad for her kids.
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    I like Jen's hair cut! I'm just as bad about maintaining the magic the stylist has done. My go-to is a ponytail!

    If I have time later I might dive into Jen's video about doubt. Mind numbingly boring or full of snark?
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