She's not being very smart by advertising the fact that she's not at home in real-time.

Yes!!!!!!

And yet I’m laughing at being mad about it. Her whole life has been double talk (I don’t eat sugar while having Donut Saturday, I’m so busy while not having a job, kids but did have a housekeeper).

I really, really hope there’s drunk sex and an awkward attempt at reconciliation in the next month (and frankly, I think Jen hopes so too). Don could easily move into Ross Manor 2.0 while they build a bigger and better 3.0.

Keep doing stories Jen. The Bakers miss NOTHING.

Im still trying to catch up, forgive me if this has been said,

That is Don, the hair, the voice. I would bet my two legs.

It must have been torture knowing he has lost WAY more weight than her, this explains the excessive kale eating and exersize regime. She was pissed he was doing better than her.

If Julie is going she is probably in the other RV with Suzanne.

Jen and others like her remind me how much excess has been normalised.

She is not organised, she is a hoarder. Having this much stuff is not normal under any circumstances. Even if you have a massive family, you still don't need 7 bins of Halloween decorations. What are you decorating, a house or a shopping centre?

She doesn't need 7 bins of anything, including essential items like clothes and shoes. She has money, she can buy less but better quality but instead she wants more of rubbish quality.

None of her clothes hang well or flatter her body, for example. Nothing in her house is tasteful or carefully selected. It's just random stuff she likes and she buys because she can.

I don’t know of any pools that are open in her neck of the woods. The only one near me is an indoor pool that is open for swim lessons only. So there’s a chance she’s signed Donny up for a mommy & me swim class, I guess.

Yesterday IHSA did just move HS football, boys soccer, girls volleyball and boys baseball to Spring. Public schools everywhere are suddenly changing from in person school to full remote learning until October (despite being told otherwise just a couple weeks ago).

And our Governor is threatening to move us back to Phase 3 (no indoor dining, no school etc).

So by all means Jen, get on a plane right now. I’m sure Utah will welcome all of you with open arms (quarantine or not).

I had never seen Jen mad before. She sounds like a petulant child.

Bakers, I’ve missed you... I’ve tried keeping up but I’m currently back in school to get my realtor’s license and spending every second studying. My test is Monday! Having said that, I was at the doctor this morning and I have THE FLU!!! I’m in bed, sicker than a dog but Damn, it could not have happened on a better day (for me, not poor Jen) Teeheehee! I actually saw her first video in all of her garbage eating glory and was HORRIFIED! I have a degree in Biology so have had plenty of microbiology classes and I was shocked that she would put her children’s dishes next to the trash! Then came her rant about how her garbage don’t stink! What the actual F**K? Whether it smells or not couldn’t matter less! Spores, mold, fungus, bacteria, viruses and other pathogens do not necessarily have to smell at all. Even if she takes her trash out daily, doesn’t mean it’s not splashing around under there or spreading and growing funk in there! By the way, just using dirty hands to open the cabinet to throw away the trash is infecting the cabinet... so she’s opening it to throw away trash then her or the kids are opening the same cabinet to get their clean dishes to EAT OFF OF! YUCK!!!
For all of the milk research this bitch did, she didn’t think to maybe Google something about keeping dishes next to her garbage cans?
Then she doubled down to tell us that she’s going to consider having a partition built but to KEEP THE KID’S DISHES NEXT TO THE TRASH? This bitch will never admit she’s wrong, like ever! I’m echoing all of your thoughts that she could stop all of the noise by moving the dishes to another of the 50 cabinets but not our Jen! Nope! She’s going to leave them right there, call Vincent to build a partition (who is laughing all the way to the bank) and leaves those damn dishes right there!
I hate this twat!
I may fail my test Monday but, Thank God I got the flu today so I didn’t miss Dishgate!!!

I’m not even a germophobe but I don’t even have our trash in a cabinet at all because the thought of it with a drawer of items above is gross to me. Also never had a kitchen big enough to give up an entire cabinet to trash. No one in family has ever had trash in a cabinet.

Lol I’m a little ashamed to say I was perusing the website for a clicker licker for my little flat faced friends

Speaking of which, if sending positive vibes or thoughts is your thing would you guys mind sending some to my pug Duke? He was diagnosed with vestibular disease today after a pretty bad episode (writhing on the ground, loss of bowel/bladder control, head tilt, couldn’t walk) and it was really scary. I know the prognosis is good I just hope he comes out of it ok.