The Gossip Bakery

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    Is today really the first time this baby has ever been to Laken’s mom’s house? But she’s been to a bar?
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    QUOTE (Bunioned Latina betch @ 5/9/2023, 03:46) 
    7 lbs is Chunkie ???yell must give Birth to premature rats then lol . She’s decent looking hopefully it don’t change

    I’m more concerned she’s already pounding alcohol

    Over 7 pounds is a lot for a baby that is 3-4 weeks early. My 40 weekers were small, but definitely not premature rats. The average weight for a baby born at 36 weeks is less than 6 pounds.

    Yeah, the alcohol already… eesh. Guess she definitely didn’t have a c section because you wouldn’t want to mix those painkillers with alcohol.
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    QUOTE (Nether Regions Management @ 3/9/2023, 22:23) 
    For three weeks early, 7 lb. 4 oz. is a big baby. I’m betting that the thing she wasn’t sharing was gestational diabetes and that she developed pre-eclampsia, necessitating the early arrival.

    So is that kid’s name Lyla Jade Edwards Schtrum? And did finally change her name to match Shrek?

    I fully agree. Things must have been starting to go down on Wednesday which is why she canceled the live. My babies were both 40 weeks+ and didn’t weigh that much, so that weight at multiple weeks early has got to be gestational diabetes.
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    QUOTE (DramaLlama @ 8/3/2023, 01:58) 
    So…. Anyone looking at Keshiaglam’s IG stories? 👀

    Yessss came here to see if anyone else saw that!
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    I checked today and she’s not even in the Wild for Planners Facebook group anymore. To me, that’s a pretty big fall from grace considering one year she essentially led the entire Facebook group on a scavenger hunt hinting at the next Go Wild location. Now she’s not even in the group.
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 6/10/2022, 13:48) 
    Our friend who wants to remain anonymous sent me this message:

    Rumor has it that ML got wind of that patreon video recording and Laken is no longer an affiliate with them. My best guess is that she will either not be reviewing them at all or she is going to have to wait to order when all of us peasants do instead of getting the early access.

    After reading this I watched the Patreon video. Holy entitled shit, Batman. Makselife is sending you stuff for free ahead of everyone else, and you have the balls to talk shit about them like that? Wow. I really hope they did take her off the list. From what the community says, Sierra at Makselife is one of the nicest people ever. Not cool, Laken.

    After she trashed teachers I stopped watching her for the longest time. This makes me mad that I ever started back up again. At this point I’m just here to watch her crash and burn after having kids. I tend to think she’s stupid enough to have quit her 9-5. If she would have just stayed and quit after having a baby, she would have gotten a paid maternity leave. Now she will be forced to get back to work ASAP and I just don’t see how. I cry laughing, thinking about her 3 hour morning routine with a newborn.
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    Why the hell wouldn’t she just use Makselife? They are already sending her free shit. Given how much she gives up on goals, I would think revising things monthly as opposed to quarterly would be better for her anyway…
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    I don’t understand why she pretends to be private about the wedding but shows a photo every other day.
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    This return to impulse buying crap is absolutely fascinating to me in a train wreck sort of way. Do you think at the end of their marriage, Don called her out on her impulse shopping and hoarding (when she cleaned out her office and broke down, we speculated that she was repeating things he told her)? Then once they split, she wanted to prove so badly that she wasn’t really an impulse buying hoarder, so she adopted all of these other personas, only to fall right back into this pattern? It’s especially interesting because she’s back at Disney running races. Almost like muscle memory…
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    Did she post her wedding hashtag? That’s how I snoop on weddings I haven’t been invited to.
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    This week/weekend is the GoWild planner conference in Anaheim. Could Jen be heading there? (I’m sorry if this has already been discussed!)
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    You don’t need to wear white/nude colored clothing just because you’re the bride. You see some of the most heinous pictures of women trying to pull of white dresses for bachelorette parties and bridal showers. You had your colors done, woman. What did she tell you?!
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    Her output was 247 for a 30 minute Disney ride. Holy shit. She really does rage ride.
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    Anyone else creeped out by “prepare to start trying” on her vision board? Icky.

    And what does that even mean?
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    Hello bakers! It’s been months and months since I’ve been up to date here. I’ve missed some big stuff!

    I’m a little bit late to this, but I don’t think she went to the Home Alone church. In an old Easter vlog, the fam jam goes to the Ross church, and Jen points out that the Home Alone church is right across the street. I’m betting CC and Donny were in the church performance again like they were before, and Jen went to see them.
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