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| QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 5/16/2024, 02:55 AM) QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 16/5/2024, 02:40) Her moan when she ate the bite of cake was revolting. That part where she was skeptical (why?) but eagerly performed oral sex on the cake was obscene. 🤮
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| QUOTE (ColdOne @ 5/15/2024, 06:05 PM) QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 15/5/2024, 20:13) Less than 15 minutes in - things Jen, a grown-ass adult, has said she's SO proud of herself for:
- Going to the corral later than she normally would
- Drinking water
- Stopping for a character photo What an accomplished life resumé!!
then uses that as an example of her personal growth all while dressed like this
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| so much for mastering nasal breathing this fat heifer is sweating huffing and puffing
at what point can she figure out waddling isn't for her |
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| "And yes I have bought different medal holders for the different themed races. Because I can and I want to."
And saying her two fast passes were ONLY $18 for one and ONLY $16 for the other. That's a week's worth of groceries for some people.
Don't even get me started on her haul which was prefaced with the CVS miles long receipt with an "oops" in her stories. And the worst part is, it's all crap that will be in a bin in her overflowing garage sooner rather than later.
She is becoming so unapologetic about her frivolous displays of wealth lately and it's disgusting. |
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| There aren't a lot of unique experiences on earth but keeping an insulated lunchbox in one's Disney storage locker for the sole purpose of buying enormous slices of cake is one of them methinks...
Also... TakingHerCakeToGoWhileSheWogsinSlowMoLikeJen |
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| "Future cake acquisitions."
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| This is A LOT of fuel for a 10 mile run.
Then she had a protein shake in the car on the way to the park along with a water with some sort of salt tab in it and said she was going to grab a croissant on her way out to eat before her meal. She has no clue how many calories she consumes in a day and she is consuming more before, during, and immediately following the race than she burns during the run itself.
Jen, you can't outrun a bad diet. |
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| Less than 15 minutes in - things Jen, a grown-ass adult, has said she's SO proud of herself for:
- Going to the corral later than she normally would
- Drinking water
- Stopping for a character photo |
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| Any bets on whether or not she bothered to pick up the brunch tab for her WONDERER…  |
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| When she finishes the 10k the volunteer says “YOU get two towels”
Clearly she was so sweaty and nasty for them to have handed her two of those wet towels… 😂
Guess that was considered her shower for the day!
Next time throw a little soap on there Mickey Mouse! |
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| | The way she talked about waiting to enter the corral and how it was a big deal?? Is she getting way worse in her neurotic tendencies? That was such a long diatribe for something so unimportant |
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| Her disgusting hair is disgusting
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| ok the part from 4:53 to about 5:12 where there is no music cracked me up. all you hear is the stomping and huffing and puffing  |
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| Jen’s trying to distract us, you say?
How long til the spirit jerseys stop fitting over her hips and we never see one again? |
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