The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Gawfahomg

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    I want to be Jen 2012.
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    My five year old lost his gorilla last fall after playing in the leaves in the yard while I raked up 12 bags. It may be dramatic, but it was the closest thing to a death he had ever experienced, the sadness in his face absolutely broke my heart. I turned the house upside down, dug through the leaves, walked around with a flashlight outside. Found him two days later stuffed in a pillow case in the living room. I had a back up, but it was brand new and fluffy and not rotated and well loved and it was not received well. I obviously don't believe you need to take it away, my nine year old still has her special monkey, but no longer worries, or thinks about where it is. They out grow them eventually and when they are ready.
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    The face and panic when the vet called. "You guys I don't know what to do!"
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    Sometimes Jen influences me.

    My husband was out of town for a week, then had to work all weekend and I've been alone with the kids A LOT. I find the school aged kids more challenging than napping toddlers.

    So I took a day today. I skipped work (which is limited for me on Mondays anyway) and I took myself shopping and to lunch but with a friend. I am totally going to take a nap before I have to pick up the kids fronm school and do all the activities. We have three tonight!
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    So much face touching in her latest IG stories. We might get some office content after all!


    Edited: nevermind on the office content. She's going to film the kitchen.

    Edited by Gawfahomg - 4/15/2019, 04:56 PM
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    I bet Don is killing it at home today. Playing, one on one time while Donny naps, something other than grilled cheese for lunch...
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    Remember her nail Polish collection in the office bathroom? How many of those are still good!?
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    Only a handful of vegan options in CHICAGOland!? Wtaf?
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    #notaddressingleathercarseatslikejen
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    I feel sad about this mommy's day explanation. She doesn't have to share this at all of course, but its just sad. It undermines Don as a capable parent, allowing him the role of PRIMARY parent "once a quarter", so he doesnt at all co-parent on the weekends then? And poor martyr momma can only allow herself time away 4 days a year... Yuck. And eating alone, obviously it would be better to go with a friend. If only she had one.
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    The boy child's closet is shockingly empty. Just sayin'.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 14/4/2019, 15:17) 
    A hoarder starts somewhere ;)

    How did she get to having 32 toothbrushes? She literally kept putting them in that bag over and over instead of saying “I already have some, I don’t need any more...” This is expanding on her need for a backup of everything. Instead of 1 back up she has dozens. Soon it will be hundreds.

    I am a ruthless purger. I switched to an electric toothbrush awhile back. My whole family did, now my bin for tooth care is over flowing with brushes. When I went through the bathroom last week, I didn't purge it, and put three more brushes in it... You know for when my electric toothbrush takes a crap, someone gets sick and I'd rather not replace the expensive electric toothbrush head, travel, cleaning the toilet etc. I get putting like things with like things, they pile up, but doing this doesn't make you a horder.
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    Am I the only person that had a really hard time hearing the crazy in that video? Between the whispering and the echo and muttering to herself it was very hard to make anything out.

    I'd be willing to take one for the team and go help her clean her office. I increasingly think she needs actual help.
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    QUOTE (noelleaussi @ 13/4/2019, 22:10) 
    I missed the brush part. Is it a Mason Pearson boar brush? Aka the most non-vegany brush?

    Yes it was a gift from a "friend".
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    Because wasn't it like a $400 hair brush? To make up for the wallet box that she doesn't have? I don't really speak crazy Jen.
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