The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Gawfahomg

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    They were middle aged in their 20s because the only people they knew and hung out with were their parents. They were babies playing adult. That's why there are snoopy shirts mixed with retirement home decor. That's why she has 12 year old braids, while going to Tiffany's. She's "younger" now than she was 25 because of social media and who she emulates.
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    Am I the only person who cringes every time someone says "Don's money"? She might not have contributed as much as other housewives do, but the man chose to marry and share with her. It was their money - despite her recent claims - they were a team, he made it, she spent it.
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    Feeling depressed about Jen getting such a nice house for, literally doing nothing, and buying everything she ever wanted. I *know* I have a husband that adores me, and who I equally am smitten with and she is unfortunately going though a divorce. She is making herself as undesirable as possible for the future. Being a picky plant based but not really eater - people (men and women) get sick of that fast. Losing interest in upkeeping your appearances. Etc. Etc. And she has a long road ahead of her as far as I see before she's as close to happy and content as I am - but man. Why can't she have to move into like 2000sq ft.
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    Why do you need travel popcorn bags Jen? Why?
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    I'm sorry. But has she really packed anything? Or is this spectulation? I was back to work this last two weeks and might have missed a lot.
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    I think she already has the new house, that's why CC slipped do they know about the new house comment. She's probably having it fixed up before they move.
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    She should declutter now, but like anyone who holds on to stuff "it might work/be useful in the new house" she will be freaking out at the new place if it isn't 3000sq ft.
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    She will hire movers that pack everything for you. She will not suffer through a pack and move. She will not rent a uhaul. She will have white glove movers.
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    My husband's best friend is on tinder. He is not a catch, no money, and is missing a front tooth. And he gets ladies ALL the time on Tinder. Don has definitely hooked up by now.
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    Passive aggressively summoning a mothers day gift, after he patrolled her showing the kids?
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    Why do you think she is bipolar?

    How does her life make no sense if she's not gay??
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    I started watching that vlogust upthread and I can't believe the difference. Its startling.

    I don't want to speculate on why or how their marriage ended. Marriages are complicated, especially ones that are over a decade, and started young. People change in different ways.

    That said I don't think younger Jen, who seemed incredibly shallow, would look at herself now and be proud. I think she would be horrified.
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    She looks good in that picture. I am not wearing make up at home. Giving my face a rest from years of the stuff, but when I have a conference call - ie work - I put some on. Jen social media is your job, maybe put some on for stories, vlogs, lives, and videos?
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    She couldnt let them at on the coffee table - because they need an actual dedicated table for kids. Could she pivot the couch? Change it up?
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    I wonder if she makes those poor kids sit on that couch. Wouldn't they be smart enough to go on the big couch if it was more comfortable? Like just as a normal human reaction to make life more comfortable for yourself, not a genius or delayed thing, just like an animal thing.
258 replies since 6/1/2018
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