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Votes taken by Big Bertha Vanlifer Gene

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    Hey Big Bertha Gene, you say “That’s why I’m sharing” then “I do not want any attention at all”. Listen you stupid TWAT, it can not be both. You LOVE SHARING, you LOVE ATTENTION. If you do not want attention , STOP SHARING. Get the fuck off IG and YouTube and stop pretending to be organized , filming it for the fat, frumpy planner girls who are not using their planners anything but pretend busy work.
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    We bought a really nice 35 quart, I think, cooler from Camping World last year for $19.99. Even tho we have a residential fridge in our 40 foot campervan (yeah, Gene needs one) DH likes to have all the beers in the cooler, on ice until we get fully set up. Even then he likes to have the cooler close by, so he doesn’t have to go in and out of the RV. Granted, it does not keep things cold for as long as the $299.00 on Amazon Prime Yeti. And probably not as well as the Walmart knockoff.

    Whoever said she should by the Airstream Interstate, I agree. It is my dream RV, although we are seriously considering going full time, that van would not be one we could live in. Even the model with the Murphy bed in the slide out and dry bath. I could live in our current RV but DH says we need 40 feet of living space, ours has a 10 foot garage for whatever we want to take with us, motor cycle or golf car. He really is a fun sucker.
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    VirutalHug congrats on the new house!

    Agressive Brusher congrats on the new house and the new job.

    I missed some other stuff, but sending real good thoughts and love to those struggling.

    I hope Big Bertha Gene finds happiness in her new life. She has never been happy, not in college, not in RM1, not in RM2, maybe the van life will do it. She needs to lean into it, hard.

    As far as doing the work, therapists will tell you that, as you are getting thru stuff, sometimes it is hard, you have to do the work. At least that is what mine told me, granted it was back in them70s, maybe they have new words.
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    I have no favorite color. I am very anal and need to have my underwear match my outerwear. I used to have so many Victoria Secret 100% cotton bras and underpants when I worked. I have a lot fewer sets now, if I think about it and they do not match, I get anxiety. I try really hard not to think about it. And if this is the worst thing that can happen, I am ok with it. Gene has enough issues for a lot of us put together.
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    QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 20/4/2021, 18:49) 
    I don’t know my American shoe size, but it’s big
    I don’t know what day I was born
    And I have no idea about Hogwarts. Is there a house for the crazy people?

    No, you are confusing that with the Cold, Gray, Hall of Poopie, Mausoleum. .
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    No idea and 8
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    She does the exact opposite. Always copying someone, always walking in their shoes.

    Hey Gene, this means be yourself. Not your IG friends. Not the YouTubers you follow.

    She has been so many other people, like Sybil.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 20/4/2021, 03:21) 
    no to parenting

    no to working

    no to thinking about anyone other than yourself

    Exactly.
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    And gruel, cold, lumpy gruel. Just like Ebenezer Scrooge. And think about it, she is semi scrooge like, won’t get off the dime for her kids.
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    Gene has a Nordic track treadmill. I hope she has not ordered a Peloton treadmill.
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    I listened to her clip with her Boo. Seems he was making fun of her, it went right over her petite head.
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 19/4/2021, 16:25) 
    QUOTE (LurkHer @ 19/4/2021, 15:18) 
    How can she emphasize that she is now a wanderer (solo or otherwise) and then post about her next trip being over the summer?! Does she think people who watch these types of channels will be on the edge of their seats for 3 months awaiting her next adventure?

    I am going to a National park and hiking to 3 waterfalls next month- and more trips this summer but it’s not enough for a dedicated YouTube channel

    Of course it us. Planning is at least 2 vids, prepping is 4 or 3, showing your feet at least 2 per water fall, taking videos of the waterfalls from very far away, and do not name the park or the falls. Make sure a lot of your filming is out of focus, and post all of it in any order you want. I will subscribe!
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    Why does she bother to show her kids? We all know she only bakes with them, over and over. Nothing brave or awesome about that, she is doing everything, they are just there. Why not do what the school teaches them? Get the ingredients, do the measuring, do the mixing. There are so many recipes that kids can make, she could just supervise. Control freak solo mama would never do that.

    This trip she booked? She will need several new planners, an entire new wardrobe, new suitcases, backpacks, purses, etc. let the shopping begin.
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    I think when you chnge your you tube name, it changes all of your uploads.
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    QUOTE (BugBittenKitten @ 19/4/2021, 01:20) 
    "powder room candy"
    :to-quote-smiley-emoticon:

    Fecal splashed mints
    Yum
    🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
    Trashcan kids plates.

    I'm beginning to think derpy Gene missed biology classes about microbes and how they spread

    Her trash does not stink, therefore no germs, no microbes, no viruses, perfectly 100% bleach clean, wait, Mrs Whomever from Grove clean.

    She thinks emptying her trash daily makes it all good. Most people should empty kitchen trash or garbage daily. We rarely have garbage as we have a disposal. We still empty trash daily, bathrooms into kitchen, kitchen into trash can that is picked up weekly.
    She is not special, neither is her trash.
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