The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by OstracizedLikeJen

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    Wait, now Nick is taking an injectable of some kind for his testosterone? What the hell is going on in that house?
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    Whether she has a disorder like Munchausen causing this or not, it’s supremely fucked up to me that she consistently ignores her kids’ health and physical well-being whilst she obsesses over her own.

    I know it’s not the same thing, but, I have horrible health anxiety and it applies to everyone I care about… not just me.
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    QUOTE (headspace @ 8/3/2024, 18:47) 
    Everyone on this board already knows how big of a liar she is. She’s so annoying I can’t even watch her stories anymore.

    I rarely check in on her anymore (I don’t follow her either)… even still whenever I *do* check in she’s posting something that’s completely full of bullshit or some new manic phase. It was always bad, but it must be constant now.
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    Surprised no one’s addressed her newest all-consuming personality of not being an organ donor.

    Now, I’m no doctor, but wouldn’t they make more money keeping someone “alive” indefinitely than they would selling braindead Aaryn’s staph infected corneas?
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    No mention of mould in her “closet sale” post on Facebook.

    Mouldy clothing needs to be cleaned and handled in a very specific way… and Aaryn claims that her bathroom was the worst (and it’s attached to her closet) 🤢
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 25/2/2024, 17:20) 
    Awww, Gene. Actual self-love icon.

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    She has Gene’s looks, sans hair, but Jimmy Pesto’s bad attitude.
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    QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 24/2/2024, 03:53) 
    Beefy Gene :hearty-laugh:

    When I read “beefy Gene”, I immediately thought of Gene from Bob’s Burgers (who has a similar nose/mouth and “chin goes directly into neck” situation… and general build, let’s be honest… as *our* Gene) when he’s in his “Beefsquatch” costume (he’s even doing her little jump).💀

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    QUOTE (NoOneEvenAsked @ 24/2/2024, 15:50) 
    Maybe she decided to keep all of the bracelets for herself (in a container, in a closet, never to be worn).

    She sold all of her jewellery, so she has to keep something for CC. She’s probably storing them with the bag of old combs.
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    “The eagle” in question (her doppelgänger):
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    …except Nick and his pew-pews could easily kill her if he got mad enough. Both of her dogs are large and powerful enough to kill her and the kids if they wanted to. She advocates for open and conceal carrying and is anti-common sense gun control… so she’s happy to be around infinite guns that are no doubt in untrained hands. “Can kill” does not = “will kill”.

    SPOILER (click to view)
    I know pit bulls are a hot-button topic, but common sense would dictate that backyard breeding any breed, let alone a high-needs and very physically powerful breed will eventually lead to bite incidents that range from minor to fatal. I have no doubt that the folks irresponsibly breeding these dogs in particular are doing so for nefarious reasons (dog fighting is a common one with pitties), and are more than likely treating their animals like shit. Also, if you watch the video you can clearly see that the dogs in question aren’t purebred APBTs. They’re mutts that are full of god-knows what DNA, so the “pit bulls are dangerous it’s in their dna” argument wouldn’t land anyway.
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    There’s no way that house isn’t crawling with cockroaches and even some furry pests.

    It’s Florida and she lives on the water… pests are bound to happen to even the *cleanest* homeowners. The inner walls must be coated with roach shit and rat piss. I can’t imagine the smell in that house. 🤮
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    Feels as though this was a good opportunity to add to our “woof” collection… AKA the bakery’s version of memory keeping. 👀

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    Whyyyyyyyyyyy the baby forks at ages 8 and 6. The infantilizing is off-the-chart.

    She probably ate the rest of the pan of brownies with her own infant spoon.
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    Catching up and can’t get over how blatant the manipulation on her sausage-casing spandex photo is.

    Baseboards don’t lie, Gene.
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    The problem is that even if she gets it cut to make it look more voluminous, she’ll never style it. We’ll get once-yearly George Washington curls and the rest of the year she’ll look as though she has a mullet.

    I think her best bet is a blunt bob that hits mid-neck. Her hair is so thin that she can live without the triangle-head problem even when she doesn’t style it.
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