The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by SingHo!toDons2ndWife

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    She’s missing out on how easy it is to schlep a baby around at this age...they’ll eat and sleep anywhere! And nursing means she doesn’t need to lug around bottles, nipples, etc. Get out and about instead of being held hostage to your senior citizen setup, sheesh.

    And buying those boobie bars even though her supply is just fine? It’s okay to not buy things just because someone talked about it on their IG, Jen. Trust me. You’d be fine.
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    Well, as long as the kids have activities which don’t include eating choking hazards off a disgusting hotel room floor, we’d be moving in the right direction! :20130916100225-d5fc431c:
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    MD, wife, mother...she enjoys having titles but not putting in the work to make herself the best version of each. Mediocrity at best.

    It will be interesting to see how she handles Harper as she gets older and becomes mobile. Your days of neglecting her on the boppy while you spew nonsense into your camera are coming to an end, Krusty. Or they should be, anyway. Good thing you hired that nanny to mother your child for you.
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    I think the stars just aligned for her there. Her face didn’t show any change in expression, either from effort in moving or a “yay, I did it!” afterwards. :cant-find-it-smiley-emoticon:
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    If Jen has it hard it's only because she over complicates everything in her life and whinges about it like a child.
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    Totally... and I can’t understand why. Nobody feels sympathy, everyone sees right through it and thinks you’re annoying for having it all and not expressing an ounce of gratitude for it. :flipping-the-bird:
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    I can understand someone having a knee jerk reaction like that...but to think it, vocalize it, keep the footage in and then hit publish to thousands of people? Like, WHAT?! :doh-45:
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 2/3/2018, 17:45) 
    I bet she even has one of those pincher claws to pick things up from the floor. GOOD LORD.

    She does.. Its name is Don and he comes with a coordinating crab walk 🤭
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    Her nursing station is legit what my grandma’s TV watching setup was. When she was 85 years old. Minus the stupid stuffed bear. I CANNOT with adults and stuffed animals.
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    QUOTE (lipstick jungle @ 2/3/2018, 10:18) 
    Also have great veins.
    suck it Jen!

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    Can she please quit with the omg so zen, much ethereal pics of her smugly grinch smiling down at Donny? We get it, he’s here, he’s very cute and he’s your new favourite child. Stop making us look at the same pic over and over again.
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 2/3/2018, 15:46) 
    Spinach squares. Always spinach squares.

    Or your namesake...hey kids, wanna eat something that pre-dates you? Presenting some defrosted powder room candy from 2013, ya’ll!!
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    QUOTE (popsugarlikejen @ 2/3/2018, 02:49) 
    New Instastories - she is drawing CC’s bath while holding Donny

    I get irrationally annoyed at the frequency at which Jen needs to remind everyone that her kids are “cute”. Of course, all parents think their kids are cute; I think my own kid is adorable. But I have never felt the need to vocalize and remind people of it time and time again.

    Other irrational annoyance: the nickname “CC”. Why give her such a pretty name just to insist upon birth that you already thought up a nickname for her, rather than letting one develop organically?

    A bit BEC, but I tend to let Jen bring that side out in me 🤨
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    So beyond negligent. She is pathetic. I used to watch and enjoy her videos, especially the vlogs. Now I can’t even hate watch.
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    Are they in denial that something is wrong? I don’t understand. Even if they were first time parents, which they obviously aren’t, they should be well aware that Alessia is not anywhere near hitting the milestones that she should be. And now with a baby on the way, she’ll be even further down their priority list. When will these people no longer be able to deny that there’s an issue, when they have a one year old who can’t roll over?! 🤦🏻‍♀️
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    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 1/3/2018, 19:38) 
    Welcome, Ding! Glad to have you. Grab your water vessel of choice and a tasty treat, and stick around. These folks on here are HILARIOUS!

    You guys sure are!! Thank you for the welcome!! I, like Jennifer, am a walking through fire, breastfeeding MAMA. I am hunkered down in my nourishing chair with a 47oz water bottle which is sadly no longer available and ready for hilarity to ensue now that Donny has made his grand appearance.
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    QUOTE (Zippy @ 1/3/2018, 19:47) 
    Someone commented she would be a successful plus size model, bet that will go over real well

    🤭🤭🤭 would love to be a fly on the wall when that comment gets read... and then promptly deleted! 🤣

    Chiming in to echo the sentiments on how sad it is that these parents are doing seemingly nothing for Alessia’s delays. My daughter is a couple weeks younger than her, and I am shocked at the disparity in their mobility and how they engage with their environment.
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