The Gossip Bakery

Votes given by Land Creature

  1. .
    The print of Winnie will be gone a few days while being framed, “I’ll miss her while she’s gone”

    Yet when her little dog was actually alive she dumped her at the vet for weeks on end and travelled either as she died or immediately after

    There’s nothing she loves more than a bit of performative grief 🤬
  2. .
    QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 14/5/2024, 18:16) 
    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 5/14/2024, 08:21 AM) 
    I wonder, as fast as she is packing on the pounds, has she stopped purging? I mean she is eating more than she used to, and she used to shovel it in, but now, the alleged rucking with her trusty croissants? I have not watched her update, because I don’t need a nap. Maybe later I will put in my earbuds do as not to disturb Mr U, and drift off into slumber as she blathers on.

    Bulimia in general isn't a very effective way to lose weight, despite the common misconceptions. You aren't ever able to get rid of everything you have consumed. It is believed that at most, you are only able to purge about 50% of the calories consumed. She is eating large portions including meal-sized snacks. I would guess she is probably eating about 3 times as many calories as she thinks. Even if she is having "successful" purges, that would still mean she is eating about 50% more calories than she thinks. Considering how her hair and skin look, she is not getting nutrients and appears dehydrated. Those are side effects of purging. I'd be interested in seeing if her hand has Russell's sign to confirm, but I think the signs are there that purging is continuing.

    Yes she does have Russell's Signs on her hands.
    It has been mentioned many times before.
    Along with the opacity of her teeth.
  3. .
    This is the first year that she has had the kids on Mother's Day. She is a lying liar who lies.

    Also, I think the "tea" is just everything that went down fin December/January. She wants to spill it so bad.
  4. .
    I legit LOL’d when she said that things in her body are shifting. Yeah, it’s the fat on your body trying to find space in your too-small clothes, Jenny.

    I have a feeling that somehow her doctor won’t find out about the daily croissants.
  5. .
    I love the idea that her parents are so fed up with her, especially after publicly shaming them during Fraughtsgiving, that they cut her off. :hearty-laugh: I love even more the idea of Jill doing it in a brutal way.

    Jennifer, this is your mother. Your father and I decided that, since you married well and divorced well, we will leave all the money to your brother. As your family of origin, we gave you the gift of a love for the arts. Your ex forever family, gave you the gift of money. Your brother needs our help more than you do. I will see you at the theatre on Thursday.
  6. .
    Maybe her parents told her recently they wrote her out of their wills.
  7. .
    Typical manipulative Jen. She is tired of us talking about her ample ass and saddle bags, because of her terrible eating habits, so she is throwing crumbs about “tea” she can’t share to try and divert attention.


    841A6678-988C-432B-B7C9-78C7F30DA426

    Edited by ZizizouzouTWO! - 13/5/2024, 23:37
  8. .
    She's implying that there is some trouble in Don's life. Even though she's super jealous of Tens, as long as she treats her kids well (which I think she does) She should have no problem with her. Tens and her kids are part of CC and Donnie's life. If something is going down over there it affects her kids too. If Don and Tens marriage didn't work out, Don would immediately be looking for wife #3. She might not be as nice to the kids as Tens. One more thing her hair is absolutely disgusting. She's so greasy.
  9. .
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 5/13/2024, 10:35 AM) 
    “Things are shifting in such a rapid way.”

    Does she even consider why her body is shifting so fast though?

    She might get a surprise when the doctor tells her that she needs to put down the croissants and eat them in moderation :snickering:

    giphy-17156150292369
  10. .
    It's mama's "Yes day!"

    giphy-17155443062942
  11. .
    She's working out right now. Because nothing says Mothers' Day like shutting your kids away in the basement.
  12. .
    Pretty sure that post is for people who are grieving the loss of their mother.

    ...not psychos who believe their kids to be a burden to bear. SMH
  13. .
    Omg. Jen, just say that you hate your life and anything that reminds you that you don’t want anything to deal with nurturing someone other than yourself.

    I feel so sorry for her children.
  14. .
    That man, that child. Interesting.
  15. .
    Interesting she can’t possibly have any window coverings because "kids". I've seen the pictures from SMD's house. Tons of beautiful draperies. So strange their other house can have them.
    Rolling-Eyes-Lucille-Arrested-Development
20183 replies since 21/3/2018
.