The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by BerthaGene

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    Christ, I just scrolled up and noticed the scraggly, unkempt hair and deathly grey pallor. Hopeless.
  2. .
    I wouldn't wear that outfit to take out the trash. What the hell. If my mother saw me dressed like that for dinner and the ballet she would send me home to change. :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo

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  3. .
    Does Candle Science sell powdered laundry detergent? :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:

    Also, she's the last person I'd buy soap from given how she always looks greasy and dirty.
  4. .
    IDK if that's big enough for Jenny. May I suggest

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  5. .
    Yeah, she’s not a witch. The only thing Taylor worships is the almighty dollar.

    Krusty on the other hand probably worships some sort of Norse demon.
  6. .
    Krusty needs to do something interesting before I have to resort to breaking out my Winnie the Pooh hail Satan gif.
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    witch-montypython
  8. .
    Shit, that waistband gave up on encasing dat fat like Don gave up on their marriage. STOP BUYING THE WRONG SIZE, MORON.
  9. .
    Never gonna happen. Delulu Jen thinks

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  10. .
    One of my local restaurants has a glazed salmon dish that I've been trying to find a good copycat recipe- these are very close. Honey balsamic glazed salmon over jasmine rice with a lemon butter sauce and fried leeks (just julienned and fried in olive oil). It always turns out great.
  11. .
    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 2/13/2024, 02:11 PM) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 13/2/2024, 20:01) 
    Lol, “I feel like an asshole.”

    Good. You are an asshole.

    Sometimes she gets so close to self-awareness, but then she walk/runs away.

    WoggingAwayFromRealityLikeJen
  12. .
    What a fucking mess. A couple of good cries. You did that to yourself, you Eeyore bitch.
  13. .
    I recommend Jen take herself to a therapist next.
  14. .
    That hair is just awful.
  15. .
    The Hazelnut Cookie Cold Brew is crazy sweet but I enjoyed it.
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