The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by BerthaGene

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    I know this woman is a notch above braindead, but she seriously doesn't know how to pronounce J'adore? Have we all not seen the commercials for this fragrance for the last 20 years?
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    Enjoy playing by yourselves in a cold, depressing playground, Circumstances!

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    She replied to a comment on Instagram that Gidget is "amazing." So why not include her in the video? She really can't do anything right.
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    New dog. I don't see Gidget in the reel. I hope she's okay and this puppy isn't her replacement. If she has passed, shame on Krusty for not acknowledging that.
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    Ffs, a 40 year old woman reposting garbage about how Taylor’s meathead boyfriend could beat up her old one. And she wants people to think her brand is high end luxury. Moron.

    Also, what happened with the reading phase? I guess that obsession has been transferred back to Taylor.
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    Christ, I just scrolled up and noticed the scraggly, unkempt hair and deathly grey pallor. Hopeless.
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    I wouldn't wear that outfit to take out the trash. What the hell. If my mother saw me dressed like that for dinner and the ballet she would send me home to change. :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo

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    Does Candle Science sell powdered laundry detergent? :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:

    Also, she's the last person I'd buy soap from given how she always looks greasy and dirty.
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    IDK if that's big enough for Jenny. May I suggest

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    Yeah, she’s not a witch. The only thing Taylor worships is the almighty dollar.

    Krusty on the other hand probably worships some sort of Norse demon.
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    Krusty needs to do something interesting before I have to resort to breaking out my Winnie the Pooh hail Satan gif.
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    witch-montypython
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    Shit, that waistband gave up on encasing dat fat like Don gave up on their marriage. STOP BUYING THE WRONG SIZE, MORON.
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    Never gonna happen. Delulu Jen thinks

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    One of my local restaurants has a glazed salmon dish that I've been trying to find a good copycat recipe- these are very close. Honey balsamic glazed salmon over jasmine rice with a lemon butter sauce and fried leeks (just julienned and fried in olive oil). It always turns out great.
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