The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by BerthaGene

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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 2/13/2024, 02:11 PM) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 13/2/2024, 20:01) 
    Lol, “I feel like an asshole.”

    Good. You are an asshole.

    Sometimes she gets so close to self-awareness, but then she walk/runs away.

    WoggingAwayFromRealityLikeJen
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    What a fucking mess. A couple of good cries. You did that to yourself, you Eeyore bitch.
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    I recommend Jen take herself to a therapist next.
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    That hair is just awful.
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    The Hazelnut Cookie Cold Brew is crazy sweet but I enjoyed it.
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    QUOTE (Traumatized Nail Technician @ 2/10/2024, 01:31 AM) 
    Heyyy...

    Would any of you have access or a profile on "Meet Upon Main" or "Mouse Mingle?"

    A.k.a dating sites for Disney fanatics?

    I only learned about this tonight while out with a group. Yeah.

    I would not be surprised if the professional pics Jen had taken of her in Florida were uploaded to such a site/app.

    Don't pay a dime for a subscription but it seems the most obvious place she would advertise.

    Ick.

    It's funny you mentioned that because I saw this video yesterday and my first thought was that those sites would be perfect for Jen. And then I saw the, uh... quality of the men on those sites and nah, she thinks she's way too good for those people.
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 2/6/2024, 07:53 PM) 
    Do they make extended masks for Gonzo noses?

    I think a full plague mask would be best for Bertha.

    f73ea5b8cdce07d103b85f0db13d243a
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    There's an upcharge since they're made by a celebrity, Miss Pretty Shitty Sparkly herself.
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    LMAO, Sapphire. I like that better than Tensleigh.
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    Yeah, you've never seen Charlotte as sick as when she had the flu because you weren't there when she had Covid, you heinous she-beast.
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    https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/05/europe/uk-r...intl/index.html

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    King Charles III has been diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace announced Monday.

    The update came after Charles attended a London hospital for a corrective procedure for an enlarged prostate last month.

    Tests were carried out and revealed a “form of cancer,” the palace said in a statement on Monday. “His Majesty has today commenced a schedule of regular treatments, during which time he has been advised by doctors to postpone public-facing duties,” the palace added.

    “Throughout this period, His Majesty will continue to undertake State business
    and official paperwork as usual,” it added.

    Hopefully it's nothing serious, especially given how much taxpayer money his coronation cost.
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    eeyore-winnie-the-pooh

    Miserable cow.
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    I'm happy to inform Piggy that the Shamrock Shake returns next week.

    https://parade.com/food/mcdonalds-shamrock...024-return-date

    Happy binging!
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    The leave of absence thing was a joke. She's probably off to wander the fjords with her mother.
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    I would rather see this behemoth sit alone in a fancy tearoom than photograph a shit-filled outhouse like it's the Taj Mahal.

    Queen Beeeee, where do you recommend going to tea in London? Every year I plan to do it after a work trip and never get around to it, but this year I'm actually making it happen and taking a few days off. I was thinking either Fortnum & Mason or the Ritz.

    Edited by BerthaGene - 2/1/2024, 08:12 PM
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