The Gossip Bakery

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    The entire Gertz-Duncan clan seems pretty shady. Anytime a bumpkin like Lisa starts repeatedly dropping major bucks with no social life and no one around her says anything, then I'm convinced her parents are as fake as she is. Her bro is probably normal.
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    Brooke may not have even passed that test. I think much of the terminology would be over her head.
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    She never understood what the word "inspired" means. They are all dumb, hicks who prentend they live high because no one around them dares tell them differently.
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    QUOTE (Mulva @ 11/4/2024, 01:56) 
    I have to wonder what Brooke thinks when Long Butt dresses like a teenager. She either thinks her mom is cool or feels it's competitive.

    I think that outwardly, Brooke says her mom is hot because she's trained to do so. Inside, I think Brooke is very embarrassed of Lisa and has an inner competitiveness with her.
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    Long butted Lisa and her blankie are slowly reverting back to her childhood days.
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    What is written on that tee? And why didn't she put that coke down before taking a selfie? She looks like a toddler holding onto its bottle or blankie.
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    She's become intoxicated with her own image and the notoriety she thinks she's acclaimed.
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    Lisa not only looks like crap but she has dated herself back to a time that today's young are far removed. No one is trying to be Bridgett Bardot or Pam Anderson anymore (if they ever were).

    Lisa is like most other 50+ women stuck in their young past and not aware time has moved on.
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    She is so in love with herself that she ignores traffic to take a selfie.
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    Egods!!! Note the indention where her waist is and you can see how short waisted she is. Add to that, her oversized, long boobage and all that atop an extra long lower body and you have a figure in bad need of proper dressing.
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    Lisa can't properly address this because she can't see it. She thinks her torso is straight and that her waist us long. She's just stupid.Screenshot_20240409-1112282

    That would be a cute outfit for a very young gal but not this aged woman. I think she lives to dress for the young gals in that beauty salon.

    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 9/4/2024, 06:06) 
    This woman is at least 20 years older than Lisa, and I think she looks great for her age. I can't imagine what Lisa will look like at 70 plus years old!

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xOZyxq9amo

    Haven't seen this poor gal but enlarge the photo and you'll see she created an extra large lip with her liner and it looks ridiculous. Her heavily caked on foundation does her no favors.
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    Look at her holding down the lower back of her hair to keep her extensions hidden as if we dont know.

    And yes, if Brooke is 24 then Will is 21. In her very first video, she says they are 8 and 5.
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    They may want you to join one of their groups but I think you could create an ID and join and then ask about her. I'm sure the women and men would love to talk.
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    Go on Salters Haven FB page and inquire??? I'm sure they all know of her.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 8/4/2024, 05:00) 
    Her torso length is average. Combine that with her taffy pulled derriere, those stumpy legs and this look which is why she never wants to be seen minus the full paint job.

    No, no, no, her torso is very long. You need to look again.
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    What kills me is why she overlines those lips and pale lipstick which makes them look even larger. They are grossly oversized for her facial features anyway, so why does she enjoy looking like a blowup doll ready to go to town?
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