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The vlog should have been titled -
“My Fallen-Out Pieces of Hair: Rambling Mumblings of a Mad Woman”
Part One: My Jar of Moon Water -
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Aaaannnddd the socks by the dishes is just one of the many reasons we wash any dishes before we use them in any condo we rent for vacations.
And Jen, of course, did NOT wash her plate before she arranged her “girl dinner” on the plate…
You put your socks by the dishes. Who knows, Jen, what the people BEFORE you did w/ the dishes. -
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One of the rules states -
“If you’d like to film or do a commercial photo shoot it requires an additional fee and prior written consent.”
Does that include the kind of filming that Jen does?
Also, the rules ask that any leftover food be left so that it can be donated to local families in need, which is great except -
1. Do people want half-filled jars of salsa & jam? (Isn’t that a little insulting?)
2. Any food that’s left should be taken out of the home BEFORE the next guest arrives. -
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Does someone have a link to this particular AirBnB?
I’d like to see “the rules” & also read Jen’s review.
She seemed irritated at the wind blowing the cushion off the chair on the porch & having to put the cushion back on said chair - in the same way she seemed peeved that the owners of the previous AirBnB at which she stayed asked her to cut off the hose.
Don’t ask Princess Jen to do anything ever.
EDITED TO SAY - Never mind! I found it! :-)
Edited by SmoothiesLikeLily - 4/24/2024, 10:35 PM -
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Speaking of Utah & the Rosses, I don’t think any of them would have minded had Jen, on a few of the many days they were at the cabin each year, rented a car & driven herself to some of these same places & did these same things.
No, they may not have wanted to come w/ her & do the same things she’s doing, but they wouldn’t have begrudged her the opportunity.
Don would have gone & hung out at the lodge for the 29029 events & maybe played a couple of rounds of golf.
For the Disney Runs, I think Don would have gone to at least a few of them w/ her & they could even have brought the kids.
And, even back in Chicago, I think there is enough family around to have helped Don w/ CC & Donny for Jen to have taken herself on a few solo trips each year.
And, yes, if she were still married, she’d probably be doing the hikes solo - but she’s doing them solo now. At least, then, she would have family to come to home instead of an empty house.
There’s no reason she had to blow up her marriage & upend her kids’ lives in order to do what she’s doing. -
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Maybe I’m just a germaphobe, but I don’t do hot tubs - especially if I don’t know if the water was changed out. Maybe it was… I don’t know, but hot tubs are just so germy to me.
And the plate that she just picked up off the shelf & put all her food on - one of the 1st things we do when checking into something like a condo is run any dishes we think we’ll use through the dishwasher.
And the open containers of food left in the fridge… who is going to want to use a half-empty jar of salsa not knowing who’s possibly double-dipped their chips?
Bless her heart. She finally bought her kids a souvenir - yet another stuffed animal, but, still, I’m kinda proud of her for buying the a stuffed animal w/o also buying herself one.
And did she ever say what the pyramid rock was? She learns NOTHING about all these places, & the beauty & the history & culture of these different places are completely lost on her. She takes no time at all to learn anything about where she is.
I mean, she goes around saying eleventy hundred times things like, “It’s so cute!” & “It’s so pretty!” But it’s all the same to her… and, as much as she claims she’s absorbing it all, she’s not. She’ll forget all about where she was & what she saw as soon as she drives away. -
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My hope is that Tensleigh has already taken both her own daughters & CC to an Eras Concert & that CC had a super-fun Girls Night & has a stash of friendship bracelets & doesn’t need, want, or miss any friendship bracelets from Jen.
Also, for the 2nd leg of Taylor Swift’s United States Eras Tour, there are some New Orleans dates - I think in October maybe.
On one hand, Jen buying tickets for an Eras Concert in Paris would surprise me - because I think her solo Italian trip traumatized her more than she even let on. And, like others have said, the Parisians can be brutal, & I don’t think fragile Jen could handle them.
On the other hand, it’s a chance to spend $$$ & be all smug about it, so there’s that. Plus, Paris feeds into both her current Disney obsession & her current croissant obsession. And, if Mother’s Day is the same weekend, it tracks.
Edited by SmoothiesLikeLily - 4/23/2024, 08:38 PM -
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I think Jen desperately wants to be seen as a Disney influencer like BBB.
She’s tired of Camper Jen & Road Trip Jen & has moved on from all the solo-travel influencers & has fully-glommed onto her Disney Jen persona.
“Here I am! Come meet me! Look at me! Here am I doing all the perfect little Disney things! And I’m using all the Disney influencer buzz words like ‘shoe-fies’! I made bracelets! Come take a pic w/ me!”
She truly wants to be seen & noticed as the next Disney Influencer Celebrity.
Also…. WHY on God’s green earth is Jen wearing jeans & a windbreaker jacket TODAY in Orlando? Isn’t it already hot & incredibly humid?
And… WHY does she spend all of Don’s money on cheaply made yet still pricey Disney junk?! And it’s all just going to go in a bin somewhere. What other sane 41-year-old woman ONLY buys Disney merchandise.
Jen: Ooh, I don’t have a flowery backpack just for the Spring Garden Festival! Let’s buy a new backpack w/ flowers!
Also Jen: So sorry, CC & Donny. Y’all are just going to have to use last year’s backpacks. They’re still fine. -
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The most interesting info from her Sedona experience would have been what the aura lady said about Jen’s aura & what the guided meditation dude said about her & how/why it made her feel “seen”.
But, no, she leaves all that stuff out.
And, instead, includes riveting footage of her broken backpack clip & which new stickers she acquired on this trip.
Also, only people like Jen fall for these kind of snake-oil things. And does she not realize she’s literally paying people to just tell her what she wants to hear? People reading auras & leading guided meditations aren’t stupid. As long as you keep paying them, they’ll keep telling you want to hear. It’s their business. And they’re on the hunt for people just like Jen to be their paying customers every single day. -
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Why is Galveston such a hard word?
There’s literally a song.
And not knowing how to pronounce such a common, well-known American city is not a good look, Jen. You’re not cute. You’re just making yourself look uneducated & ignorant.
Also…
1. Your son leaving behind his special fox stuffed animal at the hotel just shows that (a) you’re not that organized & (b) you’re not paying a lot of attention to your kids & what they’re doing.
2. Maybe, instead of letting your kids roam all around a cruise ship w/ their special stuffed animals, you should BE A SMART PARENT & convince them to leave their special “lovies” in the state room so they’ll be safe instead of getting lost & dirty.
Aaannnddd…
Married & Caged Jen: I can’t eat dairy. I’m suddenly plant-based. Don will just have to keep his meat in the garage. I’m a super-special vegan at Disney World & made the server take back my salad because of an accidental sprinkling of a little cheese.
Single & Uncaged Jen: Look at me eating steak! And cheese-stuffed ravioli! Oh, & an ice cream sundae every night for dessert!
Oh, & the smug elitism is HIGH in this b-roll footage. -
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Does anyone care about the size of the Disney ships?
Or better yet, is anyone’s life better because they listened to Jen TRY & explain the size of the Disney ships? -
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Space and Grace…
The audacity to ask for space & grace when Jen herself can’t be bothered to actually give anyone any kind of space & grace.
Don needs me to take OUR children full time this month? Oh, the fires I must walk through!
The family wants to come here for Thanksgiving? Oh, how put upon I am!
The Princess Doll you got at the tea, CC? I guess you’re just going to have it leave it on the ship since you don’t have any room, & I’m certainly not making any room for it in MY luggage.
One of my With Wonder Community members has cancer & didn’t make the cut-off for my super-special Christmas cards? Sucks to be you!
My Angel Bunny Winnie is in her last days & would be more comfortable at home? Sorry… Mommy’s gotta travel. See ya.
The cashier was maybe just trying to be nice & make conversation? Nope. I don’t think so… it was clearly an attack on my single travel lifestyle.
You dropped your sippy cup, Donny? Too bad, so sad.
McDonald’s only gave us one hashbrown? Sorry, dear Donald… it’s mine!
The hotel maid was just doing her job when she accidentally threw away my empty box? How dare she?!
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Also, Jen is such a runner that another runner had to tell her why a cropped jacket can be nice for runners. -
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Just finished the video…. SOOOOO much stuff.
So much stuff she packed.
So much stuff she bought.
So much stuff in her super-special Owner’s Locker.
So much super-special stuff she needs to have in her pockets & in her car & in the tote bag for a 5K.
It’s crazy ridiculous!
* And regarding that super-special Owner’s Locker -
Jen: I’m so organized! I keep a running inventory on my phone of items in my super-special Owner’s Locker & of items I need to replenish & items I need to bring w/ me next time.
Also Jen: Oh, look here… I forgot I had a sleep shirt. Oh, what’s this? Oh yeah… I forgot that was in here. Oh, here are some sunglasses I bought last time that I forgot about.
Well, either, Jen, you’re lying about the running list on your phone, or you’re so scatter-brained & inept, you can’t even inventory the contents of a plastic box.
* And, regarding the shopping haul -
Could she say stuff was pricey more times? But she’s a super-special club member so she gets discounts & early entry - and, yes, it’s a lot of money to be a super-special club member & most of y’all couldn’t afford it, but the price is worth it to Jen because she has anxiety about getting into the races (I mean, I guess who cares if you’re not wealthy & have anxiety) & she needs to get into the merch early since she’s a super-special YouTube influencer & needs to film for us poor people who won’t have a chance to see the merchandise.
Also, all that Disney stuff w/ all those cartoon images all over everything!! I mean, what grown adult woman ONLY wears Disney branded merchandise?! I could see maybe buying one shirt & one ornament… but WHY all this unnecessary stuff?! And, some of it she doesn’t even like! Like the Disney princess ears she bought last race season which she stores in her super-special Owner’s Locker - she bought them just to have but likes this year’s design better. But, really, she doesn’t like Disney ears anyway because they give her a headache. So she buys just to buy.
You have a problem, Jennnifer.
The shopping haul was basically a braggy show-and-tell of even more Disney stuff she bought… and, in Jen’s super-special world of which everyone should be appropriately envious, the prices don’t matter!
Jen: Was it pricey? Yes. Did I need it? No. But did I want it? Yes. And, who cares about the money?! Because my budget (unlike you poor plebeians who are so lucky just to watch me spend all this money) allows it!
And, ONLY a mother like a Jen would gleefully show off not one but TWO $95 jackets AND an $80 spirit jersey AND ear buds AND a ring AND Disney ears AND a tank top AND a mug AND a pin AND a hair clip AND a Christmas ornament AND a watch band thingy AND a snowflake pin (why?) that she bought JUST FOR HERSELF.
And then show two dinky little plastic clip thingies that she got for FREE… And she’s SUCH a good mom, y’all. Because she’s going to bring those two dinky little plastic clip thingies home to her kids.
I mean, I’d seriously be ashamed of myself. As a consumer. As a woman. And, as a mother.
* But everything is fine.
She thought she booked a one bedroom for her laundry situation, but a studio is fine. It’s fine. She still has access to a laundry, so it’s fine.
It’s really crowded in the Magic Kingdom, but it’s fine.
A T & T is down, but it’s fine.
That loud water boat parade thing outside is really loud, but it’s fine.
It’s really crowded so she may not be able to ride the People Mover, but it’s fine. She comes to Disney so frequently, she can just ride it next time.
And, how does a Disney Fan not KNOW the name of the water parade?!
And does she realize that there are people out there who would absolutely LOVE to be able to be in a Disney deluxe resort & have a nightly view of that well-loved parade?
She was highly insufferable in this video - Look at me. Look at me checking into my deluxe resort. Look at me with my super-special Disney privileges. Look at everything I bought. Look at everything I ate. Look at my $22 refillable mug. Look at all my special race gear. Look at my Disney ears. Look at the stuff I bought just to throw away. Look at me deciding to pay extra for a Target delivery. Look at my annual pass. Look at me just wandering aimlessly around the Magic Kingdom… I go so many times that none of this is a MUST-DO for me because I’ll be back in a few months.
EDITED TO ADD - One of my fav parts of the video was Jen sadly admiring the medals that she WOULD have been able to acquire if she only hadn’t had to unexpectedly parent her kids.
Fires. Our Jen walks through fires, y’all. But it’s fine.
Edited by SmoothiesLikeLily - 3/6/2024, 08:19 PM -
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I’m so sorry, Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol… praying the day is filled with sweet memories & love for you & your family…
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