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| QUOTE (JourneyLikeJen @ 9/5/2024, 16:40) QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 5/9/2024, 09:17 AM) plus stop using double fisting it is sexual ya dummy She doesn't get sexual slang. She thinks Netflix and chill means just watching something on Netflix while lying on the couch alone.
Which is funny because the other day I was scrolling through reels on Instagram, & I noticed that Jen had liked a sexually suggestive one -
It was a 2-sided reel in which one woman was filming her own reaction to another woman talking about “calking” as she was calking various things in her house. And she was explaining when it was better to use white calk as opposed to black calk - the white calk was for the smaller gaps that tended to be in the back of the house while the black calk was better for the wider, more open gaps that tended to be in the front of the house.
And the woman wasn’t really emphasizing the “l” sound in the word “calk.”
I literally laughed out loud when I saw that Jen had liked the reel because seriously?! Like she would ever… And then I spent time wondering if she even really understood the sexual innuendos in the reel.
And, disclaimer - I hadn’t planned to share it here because “Jen + sex” just really isn’t anything any of us want to contemplate, but, since the subject… came up (pun intended), here I am sharing w/ wonder. |
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| Jen is such an unnatural mother that it sometimes feel icky even discussing it - it’s like she’s so bad at the mothering game that I can’t even snark about her. It’s just sad.
Most every other millennial mom in her age bracket would be taking her kids’ apparent love for Disney & running with it.
And I don’t mean running off to Disney every chance she gets to let Disney entertain her kids - she already does that, & it takes practically no effort on her part.
I mean, something like a Disney movie night w/ fun themed food & cute games & crafts… really spending quality time w/ them & going out of her way to make things special & fun for them.
Not forcing them to sit in ugly, uncomfortable brown chair at weird angles to the TV in a bright harshly lit, non-cozy room & making them eat the same boring, uninspired food every Sunday night for “movie night.”
And who does movie night on Sunday nights which is a school night currently until summer anyway??
Most parents do family movie nights on Friday or Saturday & save Sunday for getting ready for the week… grocery shopping, homework, lunch prep for the week, laundry, & the million other little things that are part of elementary children’s lives.
How can she be a mother & not do ANYTHING really that actually involves the daily upkeep & maintenance of her children’s day-to-day lives?
And how can she be content & okay w/ just letting Tensleigh handle all these kinds of things?
Does she not feel the least bit guilty or wistful over some other lady basically doing the lion’s share of all the routine mothering tasks when it comes to her kids? |
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| The vlog should have been titled -
“My Fallen-Out Pieces of Hair: Rambling Mumblings of a Mad Woman”
Part One: My Jar of Moon Water |
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| Aaaannnddd the socks by the dishes is just one of the many reasons we wash any dishes before we use them in any condo we rent for vacations.
And Jen, of course, did NOT wash her plate before she arranged her “girl dinner” on the plate…
You put your socks by the dishes. Who knows, Jen, what the people BEFORE you did w/ the dishes. |
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| One of the rules states -
“If you’d like to film or do a commercial photo shoot it requires an additional fee and prior written consent.”
Does that include the kind of filming that Jen does?
Also, the rules ask that any leftover food be left so that it can be donated to local families in need, which is great except -
1. Do people want half-filled jars of salsa & jam? (Isn’t that a little insulting?)
2. Any food that’s left should be taken out of the home BEFORE the next guest arrives. |
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| Does someone have a link to this particular AirBnB?
I’d like to see “the rules” & also read Jen’s review.
She seemed irritated at the wind blowing the cushion off the chair on the porch & having to put the cushion back on said chair - in the same way she seemed peeved that the owners of the previous AirBnB at which she stayed asked her to cut off the hose.
Don’t ask Princess Jen to do anything ever.
EDITED TO SAY - Never mind! I found it! :-)
Edited by SmoothiesLikeLily - 4/24/2024, 10:35 PM |
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| Speaking of Utah & the Rosses, I don’t think any of them would have minded had Jen, on a few of the many days they were at the cabin each year, rented a car & driven herself to some of these same places & did these same things.
No, they may not have wanted to come w/ her & do the same things she’s doing, but they wouldn’t have begrudged her the opportunity.
Don would have gone & hung out at the lodge for the 29029 events & maybe played a couple of rounds of golf.
For the Disney Runs, I think Don would have gone to at least a few of them w/ her & they could even have brought the kids.
And, even back in Chicago, I think there is enough family around to have helped Don w/ CC & Donny for Jen to have taken herself on a few solo trips each year.
And, yes, if she were still married, she’d probably be doing the hikes solo - but she’s doing them solo now. At least, then, she would have family to come to home instead of an empty house.
There’s no reason she had to blow up her marriage & upend her kids’ lives in order to do what she’s doing. |
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| Maybe I’m just a germaphobe, but I don’t do hot tubs - especially if I don’t know if the water was changed out. Maybe it was… I don’t know, but hot tubs are just so germy to me.
And the plate that she just picked up off the shelf & put all her food on - one of the 1st things we do when checking into something like a condo is run any dishes we think we’ll use through the dishwasher.
And the open containers of food left in the fridge… who is going to want to use a half-empty jar of salsa not knowing who’s possibly double-dipped their chips?
Bless her heart. She finally bought her kids a souvenir - yet another stuffed animal, but, still, I’m kinda proud of her for buying the a stuffed animal w/o also buying herself one.
And did she ever say what the pyramid rock was? She learns NOTHING about all these places, & the beauty & the history & culture of these different places are completely lost on her. She takes no time at all to learn anything about where she is.
I mean, she goes around saying eleventy hundred times things like, “It’s so cute!” & “It’s so pretty!” But it’s all the same to her… and, as much as she claims she’s absorbing it all, she’s not. She’ll forget all about where she was & what she saw as soon as she drives away. |
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| My hope is that Tensleigh has already taken both her own daughters & CC to an Eras Concert & that CC had a super-fun Girls Night & has a stash of friendship bracelets & doesn’t need, want, or miss any friendship bracelets from Jen.
Also, for the 2nd leg of Taylor Swift’s United States Eras Tour, there are some New Orleans dates - I think in October maybe.
On one hand, Jen buying tickets for an Eras Concert in Paris would surprise me - because I think her solo Italian trip traumatized her more than she even let on. And, like others have said, the Parisians can be brutal, & I don’t think fragile Jen could handle them.
On the other hand, it’s a chance to spend $$$ & be all smug about it, so there’s that. Plus, Paris feeds into both her current Disney obsession & her current croissant obsession. And, if Mother’s Day is the same weekend, it tracks.
Edited by SmoothiesLikeLily - 4/23/2024, 08:38 PM |
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| I think Jen desperately wants to be seen as a Disney influencer like BBB.
She’s tired of Camper Jen & Road Trip Jen & has moved on from all the solo-travel influencers & has fully-glommed onto her Disney Jen persona.
“Here I am! Come meet me! Look at me! Here am I doing all the perfect little Disney things! And I’m using all the Disney influencer buzz words like ‘shoe-fies’! I made bracelets! Come take a pic w/ me!”
She truly wants to be seen & noticed as the next Disney Influencer Celebrity.
Also…. WHY on God’s green earth is Jen wearing jeans & a windbreaker jacket TODAY in Orlando? Isn’t it already hot & incredibly humid?
And… WHY does she spend all of Don’s money on cheaply made yet still pricey Disney junk?! And it’s all just going to go in a bin somewhere. What other sane 41-year-old woman ONLY buys Disney merchandise.
Jen: Ooh, I don’t have a flowery backpack just for the Spring Garden Festival! Let’s buy a new backpack w/ flowers!
Also Jen: So sorry, CC & Donny. Y’all are just going to have to use last year’s backpacks. They’re still fine. |
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| The most interesting info from her Sedona experience would have been what the aura lady said about Jen’s aura & what the guided meditation dude said about her & how/why it made her feel “seen”.
But, no, she leaves all that stuff out.
And, instead, includes riveting footage of her broken backpack clip & which new stickers she acquired on this trip.
Also, only people like Jen fall for these kind of snake-oil things. And does she not realize she’s literally paying people to just tell her what she wants to hear? People reading auras & leading guided meditations aren’t stupid. As long as you keep paying them, they’ll keep telling you want to hear. It’s their business. And they’re on the hunt for people just like Jen to be their paying customers every single day. |
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| Why is Galveston such a hard word?
There’s literally a song.
And not knowing how to pronounce such a common, well-known American city is not a good look, Jen. You’re not cute. You’re just making yourself look uneducated & ignorant.
Also…
1. Your son leaving behind his special fox stuffed animal at the hotel just shows that (a) you’re not that organized & (b) you’re not paying a lot of attention to your kids & what they’re doing.
2. Maybe, instead of letting your kids roam all around a cruise ship w/ their special stuffed animals, you should BE A SMART PARENT & convince them to leave their special “lovies” in the state room so they’ll be safe instead of getting lost & dirty.
Aaannnddd…
Married & Caged Jen: I can’t eat dairy. I’m suddenly plant-based. Don will just have to keep his meat in the garage. I’m a super-special vegan at Disney World & made the server take back my salad because of an accidental sprinkling of a little cheese.
Single & Uncaged Jen: Look at me eating steak! And cheese-stuffed ravioli! Oh, & an ice cream sundae every night for dessert!
Oh, & the smug elitism is HIGH in this b-roll footage. |
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| Does anyone care about the size of the Disney ships?
Or better yet, is anyone’s life better because they listened to Jen TRY & explain the size of the Disney ships? |
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| Space and Grace…
The audacity to ask for space & grace when Jen herself can’t be bothered to actually give anyone any kind of space & grace.
Don needs me to take OUR children full time this month? Oh, the fires I must walk through!
The family wants to come here for Thanksgiving? Oh, how put upon I am!
The Princess Doll you got at the tea, CC? I guess you’re just going to have it leave it on the ship since you don’t have any room, & I’m certainly not making any room for it in MY luggage.
One of my With Wonder Community members has cancer & didn’t make the cut-off for my super-special Christmas cards? Sucks to be you!
My Angel Bunny Winnie is in her last days & would be more comfortable at home? Sorry… Mommy’s gotta travel. See ya.
The cashier was maybe just trying to be nice & make conversation? Nope. I don’t think so… it was clearly an attack on my single travel lifestyle.
You dropped your sippy cup, Donny? Too bad, so sad.
McDonald’s only gave us one hashbrown? Sorry, dear Donald… it’s mine!
The hotel maid was just doing her job when she accidentally threw away my empty box? How dare she?!
Oh, & do better, Erin Condren. |
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| | Also, Jen is such a runner that another runner had to tell her why a cropped jacket can be nice for runners. |
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