The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Todolovethebaby2

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    She is counting down the days until she can go home, she wants to peace out so badly. At least PRETEND to be happy while saying you are Jen!
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    What is the “doing what I love” thing she is talking about? Editing? I’m confused. All Jen loves is herself, faux-veganism, and teasing Don. I guess she’s doing things she loves there then?
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    I don’t either. I only feel a little sorry for them. Like when they get roped into buying a blank cd from the guys that hassle you pretending to give you it for free and then tell you it’s $15. Or when they are hiking in California in jeans.
    I’ve been a tourist so often, and you just gotta do everything! I get it. When I lived in NYC I’d stop confused people with maps near subways stations and ask them where they wanted to go and direct them. Every single one was so appreciative. Now stop blocking the sidewalk! Lol

    I’ve also written down the name and number for the towing company when I saw a truck being towed and had previously seen about 10 European tourists get out. My apartment was across the street and I was in the throes of morning sickness camped out on the sofa. When they returned we ran out and gave them the details. Imagine if I hadn’t. They spoke zero English. Zero. Imagine the hire car and towing fees!!!!!
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    I actually hated french food when I was in Paris for a couple weeks a few years ago.
    By the time I left I never wanted to see another tuna nicoise salad or a damn baguette.
    The pastries at Paul on the other hand...

    I’d have loved a burger and fries and soda lol
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    QUOTE (jackieanne @ 9/8/2018, 00:25) 
    I have a friend's mom who is very selfish and into herself. Every night before she went to bed and every morning when she first woke up, she would look in the mirror and say "I Love You" 10 times to herself. I could see Jen doing that.

    You mean “I love you, Jennifer. Truly” x10
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    QUOTE (babyontherun @ 8/8/2018, 18:16) 
    QUOTE (It'sADog'sLife @ 8/8/2018, 14:03) 
    I still can't get over the egocentricism of her sending out a family-wide email annoucing her move to some batshit crazt diet. WHO does that??

    The same person that sent WEEKLY newsletters to the family, covering the statistics she took in Charlotte’s first year...
    At that point I would have set up her mails to be deleted on arrival!

    Likely why Poopsie had so many questions about her new cooking and eating style in that video!
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 7/8/2018, 18:58) 
    <_< I really wanted the I suck at making friends video

    But she is currently with a dear sweet friend so she isn’t feeling alone.

    Suzanne. Suzanne, her dear sweet Arizona spa friend. :snickering:
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    Someone likened her recently to a drag queen. That’s a very accurate description. I cannot stand her current makeup look. Ugh.
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    QUOTE (snowfairy @ 5/8/2018, 14:57) 
    It won’t be long before the Es start demanding things, like fans, that Anna and Jonathan have and they don’t. Maybe Anna will actually buy them things they need when the children are vocal. The Es probably haven’t put two and two together and realised that they’re in boiling hot bedrooms but their parents’ room is probably ten degrees cooler.

    It also helps that Alessia is a defenceless baby and can be put in that cot in that cupboard room at night and then ignored. Whilst Mummy dear, oh sorry, Mommy*, relaxes in her lovely ice cold pit.

    It’s just selfish. I tried to sleep without a fan for as long as possible so our son could have it. We bought ourselves another, smaller one for our room after I couldn’t stand it anymore (it was a couple of months without), but I’d never have taken the fan from the baby!
    Poor Alessia.
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    Omg she has a YouTube channel! 😂
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    I love 90 day fiancé. I’ll have to look her up on instagram and see what she’s up to now, with or notnwith George!
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    I don’t think she has two pairs either. We saw her sausage-casing, spray on jorts. They’re a 27. It’s just she needs like a 29 to make them look “good” - well, good” for jorts. I take that back. They don’t look good, she needs a 29 for them to FIT.
    I bet she has a hair tie holding the button of her jeans within an inch of the hole, like when you’re newly pregnant.
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    QUOTE (Armywife1508 @ 3/8/2018, 23:07) 
    The vlog titles are less and less inspiring. Soon it will just be “Preg”

    :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (PillPoppinSkank @ 3/8/2018, 22:36) 
    QUOTE (Scrumptious Smuice @ 8/3/2018, 09:54 PM) 
    It's possible that she got herself into one pair of super stretchy 'vanity sized' size 27s. There's no way she'd fit in a true 27. Even if she was a 27 right before getting pregnant it's clear from the fridge cleaning stills that she is still puffed out in the belly from pregnancy. Very few women are back in all their prepregnqncy clothes 6 months out. I only gained 17lbs with my son who is the same age as Donny, lost it all immediately & then some & my belly is still squishy & not the same, making some tops & bottoms look funny.

    I am 5'4 and weigh 104 pounds. My jeans are usually a 25. They say you go up a size per every 5 pounds. Jen at 114? No way in Whole Foods.

    What do the kids say these days? Same girl same? That. If Jen is that size I’ll eat my Divorce Train driver hat.

    Hoping I can get back to somewhere near it after this 40lb pregnancy gain 😱😱😱
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    QUOTE (PillPoppinSkank @ 3/8/2018, 18:09) 
    Who has seen the Amy Schumer movie I Feel Pretty?

    That is Jen.

    She whacked her head on her Vitamix and seems to believe that she weighs 110 pounds.

    That was a fun movie!
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