The Gossip Bakery

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    Who in the f*cking hell asked for a "finanshoe" Q and A from her?!

    What's with her IG post about TWO gratitude journals. Really? Two? I'd understand one (or she could just use a notebook or a planner she's probably already got 5 of). Sounds like someone is miserable and trying very hard to find some happiness with TWO gratitude journals.
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    We ask for no gifts now that there are nieces and nephews but our parents still insist. Usually it's cash so we take it and thank them. I don't have a problem with them getting gifts or even cash from their parents, but I think using that and declaring that you're doing a "no spend" is disingenuous. My family also does a no spend every January and it means NO SPENDING in January, minimal necessities, minimal groceries, nothing extra.
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    Here are my opposing theories & they may have already been posted by someone else. I think they are separated (whether he's living in the basement or out of the house, who knows), but she's being sneaky about showing him on purpose.

    I think he initiated it and she's showing glances of him to try to get people to STFU. She's personally having trouble mentioning him and said some crap like "Don is fine, he's just working a lot". Honey, working a lot doesn't mean he is completely gone and he's no longer wearing his wedding band!

    I think she's trying to sort of cover up the fact that he's gone by sneaking him in occasionally.

    Clearly in the light festival photo, it seemed like he didn't know his photo was being taken. Also the Christmas morning death glare, it looked like he was on his phone too distracted to notice she was filming and when he did notice, he glares and she cuts it off. She can't outright show happy family with don because they aren't. It might be so tense and she's unable to film when he's there most of the time because it may be obvious they aren't together if she tries to film a lot when he's around.


    About the ring, have we EVER seen him without his wedding band? That's bigger to me than not putting themselves on the xmas cards. (For the record, my husband and I don't even wear ours, but that's our normal, it seems like Don always wore his).


    On the flip side, I am wondering if she is trying to drop hints occasionally by showing him absent, because legally she isn't allowed to discuss any of it.

    I'm not sure if she's trying to cover it up or she's trying to tell us. Either way, it's clear that they are not together & I'm a train lifer. I just can't figure out what the hell she is doing. :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
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    Holy scripted video, batman. Why don't you just go ahead and read from a cue card, Sam. Way to come off as genuine and authentic...

    Also, so defensive with her "title" on Youtube. She's really trying to clap back at everything discussed here.

    Great decision getting rid of other IG accounts. What an epic fail for her trying to manage the other ones. This isn't snark, it really was a great decision to ditch the other ones. It was too much.

    Yes, good job, Sam, you are disclosing affiliate links. YOU ARE FOLLOWING THE LAW. All infuencers are supposed to do that legally.

    Is she trying to be... hip, sassy, snarky, cool, edgy? She just comes across to me as a tryhard.

    Also the thing about only liking YouTubers who don't do it as their full time job because ??? :being-confused-smiley-emoticon: yes, dis the people who can actually make a living off of it while you go drive 4054 hours a day to your pretend job at your husband boss office. The other employees probably roll their eyes when you come in as you please.

    She comes across very holier than thou at the very end.


    LAstly, (not in order of topics in the video), I just want to put this out there about her comments about not vlogging anymore...

    THIN SKIN!

    You got thin skin, Sam. Really the entire video proves it but the vlogging section moreso than the rest.

    ETA: I shouldn't have posted before finishing the video. THe only part I liked was her addressing her eyebrows!
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    I hope she did put him in speech. He's two and shouldn't be just yelling like that.
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    How many times is she going to make videos about making videos?!
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    I agree they looked good to me too! I would have eaten those. :thumbs-up:


    To keep with the snark: they sure as hell don't look gluten free to me.

    Also, proves how little they have going on when she IGs 500 cookie photos. If you have time to make 4000 cookies, you probably have time to make one video per week and stick to your own goals. But what do I know. :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (wife of the beats @ 12/19/2019, 03:39 PM) 
    They are mostly boxed cookie mixes whats to stress about????


    No is as busy as you are Sam. Us, with hour a week jobs just go.home and lay down and get waited on.

    Can she acknowledge how privileged she is

    IKR! They are all easy AF. You'd think the way she was bitching that she was royal icing intricate sugar cookies but nope. She's tossing together boxed mix and throwing it on a cookie sheet.
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    She is such a miserable cow! She posted a photo of a plate of Christmas cookies (will get to those in a minute) and in the same breathe as happy Christmas, she has to bitch about how tired she is from doing normal mom things. You don't do anything more than any other mom on the planet so stop being such a cuntwaffle and suck it up. I swear if I was a mom and worked full time, I would have to go off on her. She's completely insufferable with that shit.

    And those cookies... they are surely ok, but for being an "infuencer" it was a pretty sad looking platter to take to work.
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    Way to go, congratulations! Your kid never gets sick because you literally never leave the house. Slow clap for you, Jamie! What a bizarre thing to brag about. It's not like all the other parents of sick kids are shoving viruses down their throats and intentionally infecting them. WTF. Kids get sick when they are around other children and other people. It's normal & strengthens their immune systems. Get a clue, you nutjob.
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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 12/3/2019, 11:31 PM) 
    I don't like looking at that goblin baby

    :glitter_cupcake_with_cherry_smi :7043: :crying:

    Username alert!
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 12/3/2019, 04:19 PM) 
    CODA provides a platform for people to trade in large quantities in secret. They are not your personal wealth manager.

    And people knew Madoff was shady.

    Poopsie was CEO and allowed himself to be known as Poopsie and CAW!ed all over the place. That theory is a non-starter.

    :smoking-smiley-face:

    What she said! Poopsie DGAF!



    I'm on the train like never before. I may have a permanent butt indentation in one of the seats by now.

    HOW IN THE F are we glossing over the fact that she didn't hang up those damn Christmas cards!? CHOO CHOO! She even got comments about it. She's either an evil bitch who hates her husband and wants to make him look bad or something bad is going on and she can't bear to look at it (it being donald the gonald). She is in there "memory keeping" and "finding the magic" and she doesn't want to see that happy family up on the board for some reason... you'd think seeing the happy family would help with the magic...
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    I don't buy any of that. Don himself has made videos. He also was in a video on his mom's channel or whatever. He has been CEO since shortly after Charlotte was born, correct? His sudden absence has been just recently. He was clearly seen in the Disney food videos and that wasn't very long ago.

    I think her shutting him out is completely deliberate now. For what reason, I can't say, but SHE is the one doing the refusing to show him. I don't think he GAF.
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    QUOTE (Ororo @ 12/2/2019, 01:33 PM) 
    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 2/12/2019, 00:56) 
    But the people demand it! Just like they all want to see Winnie.

    She’s really the owner of this website right? Who else would put her dog up as the default avatar so that it’s everywhere you look on here. 🙄

    I can vouch and say I am not Jen or the owner of this website, but I made the default avatar :funny_dancing_stickman_smiley_e . It's our bakery mascot, the furry crawfish enjoying a tasty passive aggressive muffin. :muffin_emoticon_pack_by_rezzle:
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    She posted her family Thanksgiving photo late because she took a phone social media break for thanksgiving. Oh please, you're whole life is a social media break.
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