The Gossip Bakery

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    I love how her recent IG post with a pic of her and Logan has some sappy quote about finding her true calling. While holding him it makes it seem like she's trying to say motherhood is her calling. She seems to be one of the least naturally maternal people I've ever seen.
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    QUOTE (Jagger @ 4/27/2020, 03:17 PM) 
    Now her and Colby look like brothers.

    LMAO You win the internets! :hearty-laugh:

    My theory is either mid-life crisis or she botched it trying to cut it herself so decided to just shave it. I've shaved my head before. It feels so bad ass in the beginning but then you just realize you look like a boy :scared-smiley-emoticon:

    QUOTE (ThelmaHarper @ 4/28/2020, 10:56 PM) 
    I have no doubt Jamie’s idea of “good money” and our idea of “good money” are two different things. She says “Coby” makes enough to do what they want. I guess they have a very short list.

    Abso-farkin-lutely! Aim higher, Jamie! We're all kinda sad for you.
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    Thanks for having my back. I couldn't possibly have rolled my eyes harder for being chastized for my grammar while said person is also using improper grammar. It's not that seriously folks, sheesh. It's a gossip forum. I ain't writing no thesis up in here, beech. (meant to be horribly grammatically incorrect!).

    Back to Jamie, I just don't know how a mom can be and can continue to be so clueless. I get that motherhood might not come easy for some people, but you learn and read and try your best to improve and do better. From before he was even born, SHE KNEW BEST no matter what. He wasn't a regular old normal baby who wanted to be fed. He was high needs. She wasn't just struggling with breastfeeding like a lot of women do. She was having the most difficult breastfeeding journey that ever existed. I just don't know how someone so ill equipped thinks they are the most knowledgable when they clearly hadn't been around kids much at all and just struggled instead of learned and asked for help. All along the way. All of that is why I was so surprised that she did seek speech therapy. With every other thing she's shown, she's always known best, even over doctors and experts.
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    QUOTE (3DogMom @ 4/12/2020, 07:48 PM) 
    QUOTE (Vegan Crumb Manager @ 12/4/2020, 04:46) 
    Why she wouldn't just film during nap time, I will never know. Why TF film with your kid screaming over you constantly. I couldn't watch those ones.

    it’s pretty rich that an adult who believes “those ones” is correct English would actually criticize someone else for doing anything?

    OK grammar nazi. My grammatical error is nothing like fucking forgetting to CAPITALIZE YOUR SENTENCE and using the wrong punctuation. Pot, meet kettle.

    Edited by Vegan Crumb Manager - 4/13/2020, 06:54 AM
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    Why she wouldn't just film during nap time, I will never know. Why TF film with your kid screaming over you constantly. I couldn't watch those ones.
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    I give her kudos for getting him into speech therapy at least. Honestly, I would have expected her to flat our refuse to admit he needed therapy and swear he was totally hitting his milestones. I wonder if she doesn't vlog anymore because his delay is so noticeable? Hard to hide it when your kid does nothing but shout and grunt.

    Let's all hope and pray that she puts him into the school system and DOES NOT homeschool that poor boy. It would be such a disservice to him for her to homeschool him.
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    The average salary according to glassdoor is $51K. With that income, I should think they wouldn't need to live like a pair of broke college kids and they'd have proper dental care insurance, but maybe not?

    Surely they should be able to buy a house by now!
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    WHY WHY WHY did she fly to FL now of all times?! If it was planned ahead of time, cancel it. I would love to see proof that it was planned ahead of time. It sounds just like them to snag some cheap last minute flights.

    I understand flying if you have to, but they didn't.

    Is it really a stock photo? That's hilarious!
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    Jamie, who?

    People stopped caring about her about the 5,000th time she did the move I am now calling THE LAMIE JAMIE CYCLE:

    1. promised 3 videos a week
    2. claimed to have 300 videos already filmed
    3. claimed to have another 400 video ideas, but "what do you want to see, leave me your suggestions"
    4. then she's sick with a cold so is therefore bedridden for a month
    5. and then when she's finally better, her computer crashes for the 50th time.

    Rinse and repeat.
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    I don't understand the laptop thing (assuming she's being honest, which is questionable) . Even cheap ass laptops can hold up for a few years each and they really aren't that expensive anymore. It's not like she's getting apple products or high end laptops.

    Either she buys some weird ultra cheap previous owned garbage from shady assholes off craigslist or she doesn't take care of her junk and drops it constantly and trashes it.
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    I'd like to see her, for once in her GD life, make a posting schedule and stick to it. She is the biggest, most delusional bullshitter I've ever seen.

    Nothing says high middle class like the inability to keep a working laptop. :smoking-smiley-face:
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 2/16/2020, 03:00 AM) 
    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 16/2/2020, 01:54) 
    I'm still pissed she said the phrase "people I employ".

    I have got to stop fast-forwarding through her videos! I just need to get my puke bucket and soldier on. I went specifically to hear this comment and totally forgot why I was there and missed it completely. I’m not going back in. I can’t. I won’t. :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

    I got distracted by the decision to not sit the kids down and discuss Disappearing Daddy. I know it has been discussed here at length, but just have to say I’m especially disturbed by the contradiction of “My children are so young!” (implying they’re too young to understand) and “My oldest is very observant and intuitive, and she picks up on things”. Which is it, Dear One? Tell your observant child Daddy is living somewhere else, not buried in the backyard! (Even though for a while I think some of us here were wondering if that was Disappearing Don’s fate.)

    And as for the amicable divorce, “There’s lots to negotiate and settle—lots of tensions”. Yeah, I’m sure Don feels lots of tension thinking about how his wife is about to walk away with a big chunk of the money he earned while she sat home doing nothing besides moving her hoard from one set of bins to another and playing with her dolls and sticker books.

    (Still 9 pages behind so apologies if this has already been stated but)

    USERNAME ALERT!!!

    Disappearing Daddy


    :jolly-smiley-emoticon: :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic
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    QUOTE (PrettyNeatAlimony @ 2/14/2020, 05:50 PM) 
    New poster here, anyone notice how the lights are off in the videos now? Saving money on that electric bill lol

    Welcome welcome. A+ for your username of choice.
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 2/14/2020, 05:44 PM) 
    and she has a "really good lawyer"

    I translate that to mean she's set for life.

    She gets the money and her me time back. I think that's the reason she's giddy AF in this video.
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    QUOTE (campjulie @ 2/14/2020, 05:38 PM) 
    Going to comment as I watch because the boss is away and I'm bored...

    -Hi I'm Jen, I'm getting divorced! Nice intro.
    -No specifics on why, their finances, their parenting, etc. In my opinion, that just proves something went down or he initiated it.
    -She's going to start a new life with the kids in a new house but not "immediately".
    -Still going to Disney next month. She always goes on about how CC is constantly talking about going back to Disney World as if that hasn't been shoved down her throat by Jen every single day.
    -Still visiting Utah. No talk of who will be in either of these places...
    -No one cares about your yoga "practice".
    -Jen doesn't strike me as someone who would watch Grace and Frankie... I wonder who she single white femaled to get into that.
    -She'll vlog herself doing her "own thang" when the kids aren't around.
    -what the fuck is a "cheese and cracker experience" why can't she just speak like a normal person?
    -She has some serious balls to act as though she has any life experience from her 20s and that decade is for exploring your interest and seeing what you wanted to do and that's how she found organizing. Meanwhile she had zero responsibilities and nothing but time to "explore her interests" by buying every available product related to a hobby (see: craft room full of yarn, card making supplies, etc) and then abandoning it. Guess what Jen, most people don't have that LUXURY. that's not reality. AT ALL. god I fucking hate her.

    ...

    Cheese and Cracker Experience would make a fantastically fantastic username.
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