The Gossip Bakery

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    MyDailyComicRelief
    I think that ALL THE TIME!!

    Her family dinners (especially for a family the size of hers) are always sparse portions. Everyone gets ‘one’!! No seconds or extras!!

    Makes sense based on her silly regimented and documented life!!
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    Tracy once again bringing tiny portions to her family gathering. I could eat 6 of those bars and half of those sandwiches. And no I’m not the type of person that Tracy would look up and down and say “makes sense”
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    Mother's Day at the Goldturd house, gotta shill when you're the breadwinner! A coffee mug, no doubt from the little man troll! Posting that she's spending the day with her family as if she's important and everyone will wonder where she is. She should spend a few months away, give everyone a rest from her recycled content that she calls "a job".

    #bitchythumb
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    She said in her stories today she is getting up at 3am every day in 2024. If Paul is no longer leaving for work at 5am after she insisted for years that is why she gets up at 4,why would she insist on getting up now at literally the middle of the night ? Also if her YouTube and insta are marketing tools for her to get new clients, given she puts so little effort into that now, I am curious how she is going to get new clients.
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    The inner/outer monologue no makeup in her basement makes her appear positively unhinged. Throwing her client under the bus isn’t “classy” either.
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    I specifically remember someone here mentioning the crazy amount of Ritual chocolate bars she had in her pantry after we watched one of her recent vlogs. And we all made fun of it. And this newest vlog she addresses them. It just doesn't seem like an accident.

    I think she reads here daily. There are way too many "coincidences".

    Hey Jen 👋 Treat your daughter better.
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    Only Jen would blame her haggard appearance on her beautiful daughter.
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    QUOTE (MyDailyComicRelief @ 12/5/2024, 05:28) 
    She’s also experimenting with a no teeth smile vs teeth smile. (Compare stories to her inst post.) she’s probably trying to find a way to not have her face look so terrible in photos and nothing is working.

    I think her inner and outer self compete with each other. They both are horrible, but for a woman so obsessed with her face and body, nobody with 20/20 vision cannot see that her face looks worse than any woman her age. The slanted sunken beady eyes and odd filler misshapen face are her overriding features when you look at her, regardless if she shows her teeth or not.
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    That man, that child. Interesting.
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    Those kids are in her house for mere hours a week, many of them they are asleep. They go to a school where they learn life skills as part of the curriculum, from a very young age. She claimed they know not to touch cardboard, and it was NBD that their dishes were in a cabinet with trash because they don’t make smelly trash.

    But she gets all freaked out about doing something as simple as a Target run with them, disclaimers people to not talk to her if she’s dealing with her kids, insists that they carry their ratty loveys everywhere, and they are the reason the windows have been left uncovered for all these years?

    How is it possible that NOBODY who knows this woman/these kids in real life has found this corner of the internet to settle the age old question: are they feral kids or does she just blame them for everything?
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    Her kids could keep sticky fingers away from curtains if she just, ya know, PARENTED them.
    When you leave the table, wash your hands…. How is that difficult?
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    Interesting she can’t possibly have any window coverings because "kids". I've seen the pictures from SMD's house. Tons of beautiful draperies. So strange their other house can have them.
    Rolling-Eyes-Lucille-Arrested-Development
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    Don't worry Jen, we don't blame "that child", we blame the mother who complains about teaching a basic life skill after telling the Internet for years how much she wanted kids.
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    She’s also experimenting with a no teeth smile vs teeth smile. (Compare stories to her inst post.) she’s probably trying to find a way to not have her face look so terrible in photos and nothing is working.
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    The thousand dash Insta stories.

    I scrolled through three dashes and noped right out. Lost my appetite real quick.
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