The Gossip Bakery

Votes given by SilentL

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    Jen can't handle change. Which is the #1 reason why I think Don initiated the divorce.
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    The raw turkey molesting Jen seemed so much freer than this supposedly finally free version.
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    I am legitimately creeped out at the level to which Jen goes to emulate other people.

    She has practically zero sense of self and hardly any thoughts of her own.

    I don't care how "free" and "herself" she claims to feel.

    She does not.

    Idolized Charlotte from SATC- Dressed in demure clothing, wore pearls, became a rich housewife.

    Idolized the Tone It Up girls- Bought all of their DVDs and their meal plan. Made protein pancakes and danced while she blended her smoothies.

    Idolized Tiffany D and Elle Fowler- Hoarded massive amounts of makeup, became a Sigma affiliate, used Pantene.

    Idolized Ingrid- Wore Wildfox sweaters, joined in on Vlogmas, and dressed in cutesy baby doll dresses.

    Idolized Vegan YouTubers- Went plant based, started to wear "Love is Love" sweatshirts, put her husband's meat in the garage, stopped showering/bathing.

    Idolizes Glennon Doyle- Gets divorced, thinks the world needs more quotes, pretends to be woke, looks like shit.
  5. .
    I love how Jen can't really explain what it is about Walmart that she doesn't like
    Because poor people shop there Jen, just say it
  6. .
    I wonder if Carol is EEN reincarnated? 🤔
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    We will never forget #Dishgate. It's up there with the yellow doll room.
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    You know, if she came out and said, "I've been having a hard time, I said some negative things about my ex that I didn't really mean, I apologize to him and his family," blah blah blah, I might have some respect for her. Instead she'll either post a story scolding everyone, or delete everything without acknowledging and carry on bashing Don.
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    I now assume that Jen intended her two recent shitquotes - about not being a rehab for broken people, and about setting boundaries - to be about the bakery and the criticism she is receiving from viewers. I am going to try to read her future shitquotes as though they were about us and not Don and see if they make sense.

    To Jen, and Jen's followers who are lurking - Jen backed herself into the corner. She became popular on YouTube for two main reasons: she was an early vlogger (before it became uber popular and a lifestyle as it is and was for many people) and she shared every detail of an excessive yet accessible lifestyle. She was your everyday shopper at Target or the Container Store but not on a budget. She made her viewers imagine their life if you could walk into Target and buy whatever you want without consequence. She went where the everyday person went but excessively. DisneyWorld every year, but at the Grand Floridian and not at All Star Sports. She walked into Macy's and paid full price for every Martha Stewart ornament. Visitors to Disney who said, "imagine having the money to stay there!" or "who would ever pay $$$ for a Disney themed tree!?!" Well it was Jen.

    The problem is she shared way, way too much. Every detail of her meals, her schedule. And over time her lies caught up to her. And here we are, wondering wtf we are watching.
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    Am I losing my mind? Did I have a weird dream that Jen & Don already dismantled her loftice furniture months ago to make the loftice a play space for the kids, because if I’m dreaming of Jen vlog-style, imma off myself.
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    The audacity is astounding!

    She won't call Don by his name, she keeps calling herself a single mother, she heavily insinuated being abused by Don, she keeps saying she is free and able to breathe again. Yet, tags along for a month long holiday with her ex, supposedly abusive, husband and his family and now the ex in laws' holiday home is "our" holiday home! :tearing-hair:

    Edited by zizizouzou - 5/8/2020, 21:50
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    In her latest IG story she keeps referencing “our house” “our neighbors”. It’s. Not. Your. House. Jennifer. It never was and certainly never will be. Your ex husband and his family own the house. No part of that is yours. Just stop. Damn, I’ve been watching this woman for 10 years and I think this Utah trip may be the one thing that makes me finally say I’m done. Her entitlement and arrogance are off the charts.

    Edited by DivorceAlbum - 8/5/2020, 08:52 PM
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    For everyone reluctant to get in my U Haul of Back Together that’s ok.

    Just know there’s Tito’s, pretties, and sugary muffins when you are ready...

    :smoking-smiley-face:
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 5/8/2020, 18:10) 
    I Couldn't Resist Ah, yes, the video where she's dressed like a member of the Canadian Luge Team

    Every time I see your name I chuckle- that’s the one good thing I got from Jen, aside from pack it cubes. The Shiseido cotton pads really are the best.
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    I saw this and immediately thought of the Rosses drinking their frustrations away, in the log prison with Jen.

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