The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Bangle Bitch

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    Wait, wait, wait... Jen claims to be a size 27?!?! She wasn’t even one before kids, she’s certainly not now :hearty-laugh:
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    Holy misogyny Batman!

    Do you tell your daughter that she needs to go to college and get a good job? Or is she being trained to meet a future NFL player and hang on for dear life, even when he’s completely disinterested in “your life”.

    I can’t even with her :flipping-the-bird:
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    So someone who always buys seasonal ziplocks is concerned about plastic bags? :hearty-laugh:

    Side note: Disney is phasing out plastic (lids, straws and bags). Is her new(?) interest related?

    Never change Jen!
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    I actually think the dancing was ok. It’s the filming and posting that drives me crazy. If she felt it IG worthy, it proves that she rarely acts in the moment with them.

    My family is regularly goofy together. But it’s not on social media to prove we are a close knit family either.
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    I haven’t really “followed” Jen in a few years but I see her nightstand is the new Yellow Doll Room :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:
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    That’s it? That’s what she hyped? Landy, dear, when you overhype every minute thing, people tend to tune out and will miss thd actual big things,

    What’s the deal with the passports? Did they lose some? I care more about that than her BIG OMG ANNOUNCEMENT.
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    I can’t really fault Steve for the job. He may just be bored.

    She must be in full panic mode about Seattle. Something is going on...
  8. .
    Way too perky Landy on stories heading to yoga with that insane water bottle.
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    Pssst, Lily... while #MomoftheYear is out tonight, throw away the cars & the trophies.

    Landy, if you actually spent time with your kids you would know that 12 year old boys want Flamin Hot Cheetos, Mt Dew and Xbox cards. Not balloons, not checkered plates and certainly not plastic trophies.
  10. .
    Has she mentioned going to the DMV to get a new license yet? That whole wallet story was SO unbelievable
  11. .
    QUOTE (DumpsterFire @ 2/3/2019, 19:17) 
    Welcome bangle bitch! I would be in for a nashville tash thread as well! At first I followed her bc I thought, ok she's a mom and posts outfits that don't break the bank but then she just got annoying. Her voice, too much makeup, that smile where her mouth is open and she's showing all her teeth, how she poses every picture with one hand touching her hair... ok I'll stop. :bavchut:

    Morning Friends! This Mama is tired!!
    (But yet I’m up with a full face of makeup at 7am when I only have a jobby)

    So many great IG people to snark on: Hi Sugarplum, Living in Yellow, Mix & Match Mama....
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    Sorry for a drive by post, but here’s my proper introduction:

    I stumbled across Landy last fall. She was planning the Halloween party. It looked cute, her friends seemed fun. So I followed sporadically.

    But I didn’t understand the tor. People legit paid to watch a live Instagram story?
    The stupid shimmy? At this point I had to google her (when I learned about Steve, whom I had never heard of despite being a casual football fan).
    Then the understated Christmas decs after OTT Halloween.
    And all the rambling in the closet?
    So I started to think she’s manic.
    Then all.the.lies became blatant.

    So I found GOMI, then I found you again (I used to watch Jen before kids) and here I am!
    (OT: I’m totally in for a Nash Tash thread if others are! I’m more of an IG watcher than a YouTube watcher).
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    Of course she had a drink at the bar....

    (Hi, long time lurker, first time poster)
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