The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Breakdown

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    Mon dieu, her garage is a nightmare. She's delusional if she thinks she's going to sell all that junk at enough of a profit to make it worth her time and effort.
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    Did she even get through one semester of college? What college? She is beyond stupid, no wonder she never mentions helping the kids with their homework when she herself is functionally illiterate, as you wisely point out. She can't even correct basic word usage when others point it out to her. It's just sad AND stupid. And she's making a buck off it all. She half-asses everything. EVERYTHING.

    And I can't say it enough, but I'm so grossed out by her fake nails '80s style, her dark roots, drawn-in eyebrows, her me-me-me orientation, all of the food she cooks, her chipped kitchen chairs, how the dog is treated, her Vaguebooking with whatever happened with Jonah, her pimping out her family for $, so on and so forth -- I am definitely more on the side of hate watching this trainwreck. I still hope she pulls herself together but I don't see it happening. Prove me wrong. Please.
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    hahaha glad you appreciate the visual! :)

    I gotta say, Kimmy is really un-Christian in her smugness (it's unbecoming in general, regardless of religion, really) -- I wouldn't use words like kind, humble, or community minded to describe her. She was nice when she first started her channel (sorry, I don't see it as a career) but her overinflated ego can't be contained in an XXXL hoodie (men's size) at this point.
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    ROLL! :hearty-laugh:

    I can't even! You love being in the walls, Kimmy? Do they have yellow wallpaper? I know that reference will go way over your illiterate head!
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    Yes, I am all for kids playing outside and running off some steam!

    Kimmy is anything but clever, that's for sure. I hope the kids have some more loving aunts and uncles who can be better role models.
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    Hahaha, laughing at the bed-making efforts! I don't really understand the need for all the pillows but I also don't like the duvet cover & the sham pillows anyway. DIAMOND PILLOW hahahahaha

    I missed that part about her sneaking cookies when she was younger -- and that's really sad with the apple/tree effect and the long term damage that causes kids when you lock up the pantry or otherwise make them feel bad about themselves with food. :( They learn from adults, hello! And how are they not going to know any better if you don't present them with a green veggie once in a while that isn't celery from a macaroni salad?

    Hey, Kimmy, maybe Shaylee doesn't like strawberries & cottage cheese all the time, you doofus! Anyone find it weird that a) cottage cheese is traditional 'diet food' and b) she constantly mentions how much Shaylee lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvves itttttttttttttttttt? Is she trying to convince everyone? Or is it her limited vocab? Because I'm not really buying it that your youngest kid loves a diet food.
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    Take a hard pass of the newest video unless you want to see her make macaroni salad, steak, cookies, orzo soup, and there was also mention of a cake she makes at Easter using a box of yellow cake mix and packages of Jello and Cool Whip (barf). Paige is not allowed to cross a line on the kitchen floor and she looks so pathetic laying on the floor in front of the tape divider. Shaylee got Cheetos and pen on the parents' bed sheets. Kimmy's eyebrows and nails are hideous as usual. Wake me when something interesting happens!

    Oh yeah, and she went to church.

    Edited by LilyB - 4/17/2019, 07:38 AM
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    QUOTE (costco turkey burgers @ 4/15/2019, 02:14 PM) 
    I can't tell if I'm hate watching or just hoping she'll get it together at this point.

    Honestly I'm doing both at this point, both hate watching and hoping she pulls herself up.
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    It doesn't seem like she's moving anytime soon. She's so lazy and short-sighted, can't be bothered to do something now that'll help her out in a year or two, or whenever they move.

    Dirty Cokes and Dusting Trashy Decor in her Apron
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    Plus she's got like 5 breaks for ads in half an hour -- that's more than a TV show has! Ain't nobody got time for that, Sam.
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    QUOTE (AUNT B @ 4/15/2019, 12:12 PM) 
    Why does Kimmy call everything a "bucket"? Every box, bin or container is a bucket.

    Because she has an incredibly limited vocabulary. If there's a speech pathologist reading these boards, I'm sure they could give us a more insightful explanation. Not surprising that at least one of her kids has speech therapy. Apple/tree etc.
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    I agree, there's no way those were fresh out of the dryer, more like freshly unwadded (is that a word? it is now) from being stuffed in a closet or laundry basket for god knows how long. Way to go with folding them on the floor where you wear your shoes indoors and have a dog now too. I'm so grossed out by everything about her these days and find nothing redeeming about her. She's so trashy in every sense of the word. I feel bad for her but she's brought so much of this on herself and she's the only one who can dig herself out.

    ETA: I fold all my laundry on the bed (perfect height for me). But I guess you have to have a clean bed in order to do that, Kimmy.

    Edited by LilyB - 4/15/2019, 12:16 PM
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    QUOTE (NoseyRosey @ 4/14/2019, 09:57 AM) 
    Kimmy definitely has selective anxiety. Getting her house tidy would help with any genuine anxiety, and depression, she has.

    I came across an old video of hers about anxiety and she was basically like you gotta let the house(keeping) go to s*** when you're dealing with anxiety.
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    She's not that clever. $2 says she tagged the DI in the hopes it'll boost her signal.

    Hey Kimmy, stop bringing so much crap into your house and you'll drastically reduce the amount of time you need to spend 'decluttering' -- I use that term loosely with you -- and god forbid with all that extra time on your hands, you'll be forced to confront your other issues!

    No one wants your half used rolls of ribbon!

    I can't even with her today. I finished all my laundry before 9am today AND I put all of it away!

    Edited by LilyB - 4/13/2019, 01:25 PM
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    QUOTE (OGBluel @ 4/13/2019, 10:39 AM) 
    She would have to give up her lunches, manicures, and massages for new flooring and we all know she won't do that.

    Precisely!
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