The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Breakdown

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    You and I know she ate all them Devil Dogs herself.

    She really phoned it in with the Easter crap. Why bother?

    ONE jar of fluff would have been enough to make a few Fluffernutter sandwiches -- they are A Thing in Massachusetts (there's even a Fluff festival each year, look it up) -- but to give each child his/her own jar is just asking for all sorts of trouble.
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    Would they actually have anyone over for a meal at that gigantic dining room table? (rhetorical question)
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    QUOTE (SheriLynn @ 4/19/2019, 04:50 PM) 
    I agree that Paige is the correct way to spell it. I mean, why not do it correctly since PAGE can't even read?

    I bet the dog reads better than Kimmy!
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    I think it's because the dog's original name was Sage (or something like that) and they wanted something that sounded similar so the dog would understand it and respond. I'm fairly certain that PAIGE is the standard spelling for a woman's name.
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    Holy cow, her stupidity knows no limits. Go back to your yellow wallpaper walls, Kimmy. Or get someone to give you the "all clear" when you post anything online, so they can check for grammar, word usage, and demonstrating basic levels of understanding this world.
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    Mon dieu, her garage is a nightmare. She's delusional if she thinks she's going to sell all that junk at enough of a profit to make it worth her time and effort.
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    Did she even get through one semester of college? What college? She is beyond stupid, no wonder she never mentions helping the kids with their homework when she herself is functionally illiterate, as you wisely point out. She can't even correct basic word usage when others point it out to her. It's just sad AND stupid. And she's making a buck off it all. She half-asses everything. EVERYTHING.

    And I can't say it enough, but I'm so grossed out by her fake nails '80s style, her dark roots, drawn-in eyebrows, her me-me-me orientation, all of the food she cooks, her chipped kitchen chairs, how the dog is treated, her Vaguebooking with whatever happened with Jonah, her pimping out her family for $, so on and so forth -- I am definitely more on the side of hate watching this trainwreck. I still hope she pulls herself together but I don't see it happening. Prove me wrong. Please.
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    QUOTE (VanessaVanity @ 4/1/2019, 11:25 AM) 
    Mama Rachel let it slip that this is a summer wedding. She better hustle. A wedding in France for 300 people and 50 bridesmaids/men/attendents etc is a lot, and it’s already April!

    In Amelia's latest video she says it's crunch time to choose a dress because there's 5 months until the wedding -- so theoretically that brings us to mid September? Unless she's lying or took a long time to edit & upload this video!
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    hahaha glad you appreciate the visual! :)

    I gotta say, Kimmy is really un-Christian in her smugness (it's unbecoming in general, regardless of religion, really) -- I wouldn't use words like kind, humble, or community minded to describe her. She was nice when she first started her channel (sorry, I don't see it as a career) but her overinflated ego can't be contained in an XXXL hoodie (men's size) at this point.
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    ROLL! :hearty-laugh:

    I can't even! You love being in the walls, Kimmy? Do they have yellow wallpaper? I know that reference will go way over your illiterate head!
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    Yes, I am all for kids playing outside and running off some steam!

    Kimmy is anything but clever, that's for sure. I hope the kids have some more loving aunts and uncles who can be better role models.
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    Hahaha, laughing at the bed-making efforts! I don't really understand the need for all the pillows but I also don't like the duvet cover & the sham pillows anyway. DIAMOND PILLOW hahahahaha

    I missed that part about her sneaking cookies when she was younger -- and that's really sad with the apple/tree effect and the long term damage that causes kids when you lock up the pantry or otherwise make them feel bad about themselves with food. :( They learn from adults, hello! And how are they not going to know any better if you don't present them with a green veggie once in a while that isn't celery from a macaroni salad?

    Hey, Kimmy, maybe Shaylee doesn't like strawberries & cottage cheese all the time, you doofus! Anyone find it weird that a) cottage cheese is traditional 'diet food' and b) she constantly mentions how much Shaylee lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvves itttttttttttttttttt? Is she trying to convince everyone? Or is it her limited vocab? Because I'm not really buying it that your youngest kid loves a diet food.
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    Take a hard pass of the newest video unless you want to see her make macaroni salad, steak, cookies, orzo soup, and there was also mention of a cake she makes at Easter using a box of yellow cake mix and packages of Jello and Cool Whip (barf). Paige is not allowed to cross a line on the kitchen floor and she looks so pathetic laying on the floor in front of the tape divider. Shaylee got Cheetos and pen on the parents' bed sheets. Kimmy's eyebrows and nails are hideous as usual. Wake me when something interesting happens!

    Oh yeah, and she went to church.

    Edited by LilyB - 4/17/2019, 07:38 AM
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    QUOTE (costco turkey burgers @ 4/15/2019, 02:14 PM) 
    I can't tell if I'm hate watching or just hoping she'll get it together at this point.

    Honestly I'm doing both at this point, both hate watching and hoping she pulls herself up.
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    It doesn't seem like she's moving anytime soon. She's so lazy and short-sighted, can't be bothered to do something now that'll help her out in a year or two, or whenever they move.

    Dirty Cokes and Dusting Trashy Decor in her Apron
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