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May 8, 2024 Food Prep- New & Improved -Meal Prep -Organization
Let me say this, nothing & I mean nothing is new nor improved. Darlene is saying this because she deleted all her old videos that show the same things, recipes & failures.
At 50 years old & bragging over being a SAHM for 25 years, Darlene still can't cook, hates to clean & basically knows nothing about running a home. She is a failure at being a homemaker & a parent. That's nothing to brag about.
We begin by looking at some cut up strawberries she couldn't fit in all her containers. And we hear about those Rubbermaid Fresh Works containers for the 500th time. Then she shows chicken with cut up peppers & onions all packed together for one of her quick & easy meals. It's a Saturday night. What's the rush? And someone tell me why this small family of 3 can't work together to make dinner on a Saturday night. There's no schedule, no one has to be anywhere & you can start earlier in the evening.
BECAUSE no one else is allowed in the kitchen, EGGspecially Andrew. He's lucky she allows him above ground to eat.
Wait. That's it? What happened to the dinner? We only saw Hunter, no Linus again & then all of a sudden it's Sunday. You know what that means. Darlene was alone on Saturday night. The chicken she had in the bag was not going to be cooked, she got take out. She ate alone in front of the TV.
Prove me wrong Dar. Until then, you're a liar.
And we get to see her cabinet with all her containers & measuring stuff. It's a mess with one big plastic basket just filled with random crap. Then she tells us AGAIN about the 2 new glass containers she bought at Walmart. Darlene, I've seen these containers 20 times. I don't need to see them again. This is not new.
The house is a disaster. There's a random laundry basket by the table, she just finished up the dishes from the night before & says they had a KIND-A brunch, there's stuff in the sink & random crap around.
The timekeeper tells us it's 1:58 & that her stove circuit board is not working again. She says they fixed it once already in an 8 year old stove. Well Dar, don't buy Samsung appliances. Looks like a new stove is coming. Does that mean she won't be getting a new freezer? Lately it seems that money is pretty tight except when it comes to food. Since they did some stuff over a year ago, they haven't replaced or fixed or painted yet. You'd think Miss Moneybags who buys pricey items would just go pick out a new stove. And that she would already have a new freezer.
In fact, why isn't there a crew changing out the sink, faucet, countertops, backsplash & flooring?
To prove my point that Darlene can't cook, she adds peppers & the onions she just cut (badly) into her cast iron enamel pan that is so hot, it may melt. The peppers started burning immediately. By the 'time she said she sauteed them, the bottom of the pan was burned black. Oh, don't worry, the peppers & onions weren't burned black, just the pan.
Oh please. This is shades of burned pizza or sweet potato fries where we were told the black parts were flavor. That burned bottom will flavor the peppers & onions. It will make them bitter.
No, I'm wrong as Darlene thinks they're just fine. She's even using tongs she got at Walmart. Not sure why we needed to know this. To me the important part is that you burned that poor pan black & are still going to serve food from it.
If I were the Dawn Powerwash company, I'd tell this dumbass that not only do you never spray it on a screaming hot pan, but it's supposed to be sprayed & left alone.
As I'm watching her lean on the sink waiting for hot water, I think her faucet is leaking. Yes, I went back to look & it's definitely leaking. She should look under the sink immediately to be sure it isn't seeping underneath.
Now she's just doing busy work that is meaningless. But for anyone new, Darlene is at a new stage of life & meal prep is different than when she was a Military family. OMG, not that story again. Darlene somehow needs to look busy so she cuts an onion & red pepper to store in a glass container.
This is ridiculous. How long at dinner does it take to slice an onion or pepper? 2 minutes? But she's so super duper busy she needs to have a container with an onion & pepper all ready?
She tells us about the Walmart 94 sale still going on & how she bought so many cucumbers. But it was a pick up order & they were too big. So Miss Wasteful takes a bunch of paper towels so she can cut out the seeds. To throw it all away? Doesn't she tell us all the time how she composts? Why can she just cut out the seeds over the bowl?
Darlene wastes paper as much as she does plastic.
She making a (fake) Greek salad & tells the story of how her mom would cut cucumbers in quarters & cut out the seeds.
OK. I believe Pat could still cook rings around Darlene with one hand tied behind her back.
And we have to hear the same story AGAIN of her JA Henckles knives she bought at Canadian Tire. They are really nothing special & the proof is that she will put them in the dishwasher. You don't treat good knives like that. But Darlene is LAZY.
She's going to cut a red pepper, but goes to the sink to check to see if the Dawn worked it's magic. Not yet. She uses her cool girl Scrub Daddy & nope, the pan is still black. More Dawn & back to the pepper. I have no idea if she washes the Dawn off her hands. But, she is holding on the counter as if she is about to fall down.
She's either holding onto the sink, or counter or stove. Can't she stand without assistance? From what I see, no, she can't.
In a tribute to Pat, she is cutting another cucumber with a paring knife. The first one she cut on the board, but in this tribute she's just showing you what she knows.
Yes, we've heard this story before when she's peeling potatoes, but Darlene doesn't buy potatoes anymore. Only frozen & I assume instant. Darlene LOVES instant potatoes.
So, this is also not a new story.
She throws Hunter pieces of cucumber & says 'the boys' are getting cucumbers, but no Linus. What boys?
And of course this (fake) Greek salad from the woman who keeps telling everyone how she is going to make food from scratch, shows a bottle of dressing she bought a while ago at Farm Boy. Of course. Darlene make dressing? Never happen.
As she does the voice over, she really wants to show us another thing her mom used to do, but she is adding the Feta cheese first & then on the video moves the bowl aside, so doesn't show using a plate over the bowl. We'll see that later.
She still has that bacteria breeding ground cutting board on the counter that now holds a container. How much stuff has been put on that board she is using for food?
I bet she never cleaned that board properly yet & should stick to plastic. It's gross.
She is going to blend the cottage cheese smooth, we hear the story about the Ninja blender again & says she is going to add a Ranch seasoning packet. Why? It's all salt. Plus, she put the smooth cottage cheese in another glass container & then adds the entire packet of seasoning mix! Who does that? You never just dump in everything. Add some then taste. I bet she could have used half & been fine. Not her. NO RESTRICTIONS Darlene used it all.
This is the problem with all of them. Unless food is highly salty or sweet, they won't eat it. That's a problem & it should be addressed in this NEW LIFESTYLE CHANGE.
This part is going down memory lane of every kitchen gadget Darlene owns. She goes over all the cheese graters she's had & this simple handheld one she bought at Walmart is her favorite. Sorry Stupid, we know you bought her one for the Kitchenaid, but Darlene is too lazy to use it. In fact, if she used it once I'd be shocked.
Even the one a sub sent her & she never once used her name to thank her, she never used correctly & it's gone. So this cheap Walmart one is her favorite.
We hear how now she buys cheese at Costco that's portioned out & not shredded already. Portioned out means nothing if you take one each time you open the fridge.
Now she's jumping around with half way telling a story. She made a protein coffee yesterday using her husbands Coor's light glass & wanted to use it again, but it was in the dishwasher that just finished so was hot. Stupid says 'you should use this glass.' It's a different beer glass I guess? No idea.
She bought the Starbucks Vanilla ice coffee you brew over ice, but yesterday her glass was too big, so she's just going to brew it over ice. Got that? I have no idea what the hell she's doing or what she's talking about. The camera is moving from the Keurig to the glass to the stove where she has the bowl with the burned peppers & onion & she throws a seasoning packet on the stove next to it.
The time 2:51. She said she did the salad & the peppers & this is all she's doing today. She wants to have her protein coffee & the kitchen mess can wait. Her sink is full but that's not her job, it's the dishwashers. They are also going to do some more stuff on this day.
What stuff? And what does she mean by 'more?' She didn't show them going anywhere or doing anything. In fact, we haven't seen anyone. Her house is a mess but the coffee is more important it seems.
The Starbucks coffee goes in the beer glass, then a Fairlife vanilla Protein coffee & that cold foam whipped cream. She says it's very sweet, but we all know there are NO RESTRICTIONS at her house.
Again, we see no one during this break & suddenly we see her back at the stove with her burned pan boiling water in it & scraping the bottom with a spatula.
She shows the other pan from the set & if she thinks that pan is clean, I have news for her. It's isn't. That pan was burned over time & you can see how stained it is. Ick. Tell me Dar, what is Stupid doing after dinner each night? You mean he can't scrub a pan clean? My husband would never just walk by the sink & see the pan & leave it there. Even if I tell him to leave it, he always says it doesn't take that long & only needs some elbow grease. Every cookie sheet & pan I own looks new because of him.
But Stupid just walks past the mess? Guess so.
OMG, as she shows more of a mess, she is using an SOS pad on the enamel pan. May as well throw it out. She ruined it. How much do you want to bet Costco gets it back?
She dumps the diced chicken in the pan & is super thrilled with how easy it all is. She even wrote on the screen how she will be doing this again. Then says something that made us laugh out loud.
They are trying to keep dinners simple because they are doing a COMPLETE LIFESTYLE CHANGE.
No you aren't. How is a full of salt seasoning packet mixed in cottage cheese a change? Show me the nutrition of a light vegetable dip to what you made. How is coffee with a protein drink added & then topped off with a sweet whipped cream a change? Then the bottled dressing & a seasoning packet for the chicken & you think it's a change? They're simplifying meals, but using helpers.
Give me a break. All we've heard from her is how she is going to make food from scratch & she hasn't made anything yet. Darlene is all about helpers to make life she her easier because she hates to cook.
Twice a week she is going to make bigger meals for leftovers. Oh lord. I know she said in the beginning she was making Andrew a pasta bake, so we all know he will get that for dinner for days. How many more leftovers can she possibly give him?
Then she shows that poor frying pan. It's not clean, & she ruined it by using an SOS pad.
She shows us new water bottles she bought because she took another trip to Costco to take the other ones back. Gee, what else did she buy? She never says & never shows anything. But Darlene always hid food. She's trying to figure things out people. I never knew as adults we had to figure out how to drink water. Use a glass. No, that won't work for her because every single time she's been on this fake JOURNEY she can't do anything unless she buys crap to achieve success. By the way, she hasn't achieved success yet. And new travel mugs won't help.
We see mini taco bowls & some that are bigger that don't work for her & those cardboard sandwich thins she keeps acting as if she never used them before. No, she doesn't like them & wants a real hamburger bun, not cardboard. This is when we find out they had burgers the night before she never showed.
I think she should be made to eat those cardboard thins because poor Andrew had to eat them for years.
Back to the chicken where she is using those gross scissors to cut it up in the pan. She has to do this because the pieces are too big for Andrew. He chokes because what she won't tell all the new people is that Andrew is starving at home, & when he does get dinner, he eats it fast.
Oh, she doesn't like these scissors all of a sudden & added new ones to her Walmart cart. Man, how much more food can she hoard? She shows the nutrition label of the wraps & bowls & blah, blah, blah, she doesn't want any feedback, she's just showing you.
You got that people? KEEP YOUR DAMN OPINIONS TO YOURSELF She's trying to figure everything out along with all the cheese & sour cream they will be having.
I guess what they won't be having is lettuce, tomatoes & a couple vegetables. But who needs vegetables when your focus is a powerade drink with electrolytes. Hysterical. Darlene thinks she needs a drink with electrolytes. Darlene is a moron. That stuff has artificial colors & sweeteners & sodium.
What a fool she is. That stuff is garbage.
Drink up Dardummy.
She shows 3 plates so fast I had to stop the video. Then I had to look at it at least 3 times to understand what I was seeing. Andrews plate looked as if there were 3 mini tortilla boats on it with maybe grapes & chips? It went by so fast I couldn't see. The we see Stupids plate. He had 2 completely flat tortilla wraps with grapes & chips & salsa. She only had one with some chips & salsa because she couldn't eat 2 ( ) & they were having dessert that night. Dessert? I thought this was a COMPLETE LIFESTYLE CHANGE?
No, that's a lie. Nothing has changed. And again DARLENE IS NOT LOOKING FOR FEEDBACK. No one needs to tell her she's doing this wrong & eating & drinking all the wrong things. Just shut up people.
She shows 6 tortilla bowls filled with the leftover chicken & the fake Greek salad in the glass containers for Stupid to take for lunch & a pack of that chicken she bought in a plastic pouch. She also just bought new little containers with a screw on lid for her leftover salad. It holds about 3 tablespoons of it.
Part of her fake COMPLETE LIFESTYLE CHANGE is learning to eat things in moderation. So she is having one of those strawberry cake ice cream bars. This is why she only had one chicken wrap, otherwise she'd be too full. I have more to add to this, but want to get this video over.
The ice cream was amazing & it goes into the freezer until next week. She doesn't know if she will purchase them again. Yea, all desserts I find amazing I never buy again.
She must think we're idiots.
She is going to do a coffee chat this week (oh brother) I guess to go over this COMPLETE LIFESTYLE CHANGE & hopes we enjoyed this video.
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Wow, this is one delusional woman.
That ice cream should never be part of a weight loss journey unless it's a fake one. That stuff has more bad ingredients in it than pretty much anything she eats. Add the crappy drinks & I'm telling you right now, she will be fatter by her 50th.
That chicken she made could never have fed 3 adults with 6 full tortillas boats leftover. The package had 12, Andrew ate 3 & she had enough filling for 6 more. How? The wraps she showed on the staged plates looked empty. Who serves a wrap like that? No lettuce, tomatoes, onions, olives. Nothing? What adults eat that for dinner? She hardly had any chicken in the pan but we're supposed to believe it was enough for all 3 of them plus 6 leftovers? What is she trying to pull? And what dessert did everyone else have? Stupid had nothing? Andrew?
I'll tell you what happened. Darlene was alone. She ate take out for brunch, made the chicken so she could give it to Andrew for days & packed up the fake Greek salad for the week. She had been dreaming of chips & salsa for days, so she ate the entire bag of chips with the salsa for dinner. Unless I see the inside of that ice cream box, she also ate more than one of those bars. Her house is full of bad for you food & she sat on the couch alone eating a lot of it. I wouldn't be surprised if she ordered Chinese or pizza when Andrew went to bed at 9 & if he was with Stupid, she ordered it closer to dinner. Those plates we saw were a set up for the video. At no time did we see any other person at the house. Not their feet or legs, no table set, no glasses of water. No shoes, jackets, keys, wallets, phones. Nothing to indicate anyone else lives there. Where are all the ipads?
To me, Darlene is nothing but a liar. She is hiding her life as much as she hides food. I'M NOT ASKING FOR FEEDBACK. Give me a break with that crap. You're telling people your content is FRESH & NEW & it isn't. It's the same excuses & justifications for why you're 400 pounds. You haven't changed a thing.
But I have a challenge for you Dar, put back your old videos. Let the new people watch your old life before all these changes. If you don't, then you are noting but a liar. You are nothing but a coward hiding her past.
This had nothing new & improved or any meal ideas we haven't seen 100 times. Go ahead, show all your viewers how you lie. Put back your videos so they can see how this content is no different than the last 8 years. The only difference? You're fatter.
Now I need to ready myself for her coffee chat that will be nothing but more lies with the added bonus of having to look at her.
If she thinks this is content worth sharing, no wonder her Social Blade gives her a D-
This channel is a disaster.
*sorry so late, but we had family visiting & it was busy around here. I'll check in tomorrow to see what you all thought about this mess. Hope everyone is doing well.
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May 8, 2024 Food Prep -New & Improved- Meal Ideas -Organization
New & Improved? If it's anything like FRESH & NEW, let's forget it right now. And organization? Just how many times does she plan on organizing the junk in her house? If they all learned to put things away & she stopped shopping, they wouldn't need to organize every couple weeks.
Circling the drain. A Peek Inside is circling the drain....
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I thought I was coming on here to say her Homemaker Happenings playlist was updated, so expect a video tomorrow, but nope.
I guess she just put an older video in the playlist. Nothing new is there, nothing hidden.
Is this her life? Fooling around putting back videos, then taking them down, adding old videos to playlists & just wasting time? This is it?
Yup. If she isn’t hoarding & burning food, or shopping for more junk, she has nothing. This is why I believe all her stories of family outings & eating out are a lie.
She’s going places alone. Otherwise, why not show something different than her hostage wall or kitchen?
C’mon Dar, do something
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Oh yes, she used a filter. Probably 10 of them
One you-tube creator, Foodie Beauty ( Pond Scum knows her) is the queen of filters. She has them to make her look skinnier & with perfect skin. On Kiwi Farms they have people that show how stretched out the objects are around her or will show her reflection in a window compared to what you see on camera.
It’s pretty funny.
Darlene in that video was definitely brighter, with smooth skin & her dark circles are gone.
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each time I see that Christmas dress up picture, I die. Who in the world would think ‘Grandma at a funeral’ was a good look?
My grandmother just poked me for writing that & said ‘you mean Great grandma at a funeral because I wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit’
Add the fact she went to her hairdresser to get those curls, & paid for them & it’s almost hard to believe. What a bad look.
Someone here just recently showed her & Stupid standing in their living room dressed for an event years ago & she had her hair curled for that too. Looks like that’s her ‘dress up’ look.
She should find a new one immediately.
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"Darlene said they ate out during their Costco trip, right? If she ate a sprig of parsley for lunch, she could/would have snapped a pic without including a hint of Steve and Andrew. We know she treated herself to something ridiculous after a hard day shopping for treats.
Come on, Darlene. Show us how a person "doing a complete lifestyle change" chooses a healthy meal at a restaurant!"
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OMG, yes she did say they ate lunch out on that trip! C'mon Darlene, what did you have for lunch? You can't say can you because it was not healthy, Ms Healthy Relationship With Food. 🙄
And then if it was between 3:00-4:00 when she got home, she would have had to have her "pick me up(s)". 🙄
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Congrats on the title Crusty Pie!
I don’t understand this at all. The last few times she said THEY went somewhere, she never showed any part of it. Not a picture out the car window, not a picture of items in a store & not lunch out.
Is showing anything but her prison gray wall also off limits now? If she can show a plate of food for dinner, you mean what they ate in a restaurant can’t be shown?
Why is she constantly taking us through Michaels, Winners & VV, but can’t show anything at Costco or the outlet stores?
I think there’s a good explanation, Darlene lies.
She’s out shopping alone, going through drive thrus & Starbucks. It’s very hard for me to believe that if Stupid went to Costco with her, that he thought buying all that processed food & snacks was a good idea. Doesn’t he know she is on a health journey? So, wouldn’t he support her? Wouldn’t he offer better options?
And we really have no idea when anything she does show was filmed. She could be sitting in her smelly house day after day & using footage from long ago as new.
Every story she tells reeks of dishonesty. That one picture she put up of her holding a Starbucks coffee was a blatant lie. I believe she was in her driveway, not actually driving. When was the last time we saw her drive? Months.
She used to talk to the camera all the time while driving. We saw her plenty of times ordering at a drive thru. She filmed in the car after having her hair done, or her nails. Why did that change?
When you really pay attention, she shows very little of her life. Oh, she talks a great deal about Stupids opinions & mysterious outings, but what she shows can’t even be described as a ‘peek.’
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Crusty Pie Great title! The ‘fondling cheese’ had me on the floor 
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Darlene the Delete Queen, erased her past so it wouldn't be seen. A new fresh start she says is happening, but all her fewd is mush & fattening Pt. 42 - A Peek Inside.
I’m with you Eyedunno This was obscene. I have no idea what is happening with all the constant food shopping.
The amount of food she has purchased & is storing is gross to me. I can’t even wrap my head around it.
I took my grandparents to Costco last Monday. Combined we spent $113. We bought nothing in the frozen section or where those burgers are displayed.
Steaks, croissants, store made chicken salad, eggs, milk.
Probably the worst thing were the croissants, but they make great chicken salad sandwiches
I shopped for us yesterday for the weekend as we’re having family visit & I still don’t have as much food stored that she does. I bought 3 different types of lettuce, carrots, tomatoes, peppers, green beans, corn on the cob, broccoli, asparagus, & different kinds of fruit. That to me is a produce haul & a reason to make a trip to the store. No vegetable needs a dip. They are crunchy & sweet as is. If we eat veggies raw, why can’t they? Wean yourself off all the dips & dressings. One day, you won’t use them.
She went to that sale with the justification that she needed produce. So what were the muffins & ice cream for? A person bragging that they are starting a lifestyle change & a healthier relationship with food does not buy the crap she does. Her excuse? She can’t have restrictions or she will binge eat.
Then seek help.
I find all of this insulting. Making videos crying about how you look & then turning into some health Guru who shops constantly buying chips, ice cream, cookies & every processed bag of frozen stuff you can get your hands on, while making excuses insults my intelligence.
I remember when she blamed her eating & shopping on being lonely. What’s the excuse now? All we hear is how EVERYONE IS IN A GOOD PLACE. How can that be true?
If Stupid still lives there, he really is stupid. It’s a ridiculous way to live. It’s gross & unnecessary. I don’t know if she’s trying to impress people, but it’s a bad look.
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May 4, 2024 Walmart Grocery Haul -94¢ Sale
Oh, who could pass that up people! 94¢! Did you hear that? 94¢! ME FIRST Darlene was probably there before the employees. No, she doesn't need more food, but the food apparently needs her.
I can just envision her grabbing at everything before someone else dares to take one.
GET OUT OF THE WAY! Darzilla is here!
The Walmart sale flyer is at her house & yes, she knows she just did a Costco haul, but that was the weekend & this is Friday. Get with the program people, Darlene NEEDS to get produce. Huh. I'm wondering why she said the potato chips were a great price then. Do we now consider POTATO chips to be produce? Wow, that's quite a stretch, but this is Darlene.
If she can justify banana & chocolate chip muffins as breakfast, then POTATO chips qualify as produce.
Let's all salute Darlene for this amazing discovery
Dumbass. I tell 'ya, she is going to be fatter by her 50th.
The haul. Oh, from 2 stores, not just Walmart.
OMG The amount of junk I see is beyond belief. Is this a person claiming to changing their lifestyle & wanting a healthier relationship with ?
If you love junk food, then this is the haul for you. And if you combine it with the crap she just bought at Costco, then you too can welcome another 10 pound weight gain with Darlene. How fun!
Personally,I think she has lost her mind. I'm not sure if it's early onset dementia or drinking has burned brain cells, but she is nuts. This is a haul of a teenager left alone for the weekend with their parents credit card.
4 bottles of orange juice. Darlene believes drinking OJ in the morning keeps colds away. Well, of OJ keeps colds away, she is going to be healthy forever. Vodka & orange juice should have her never suffering from a cold again.
1 head of lettuce. 1 head. This is what you should make salads from instead of those bad for you salad kits. Get some Romaine next time too.
6 more cucumbers. No way & I mean no way are they eating all those cucumbers, plus the ones she already has before they get slimy.
Ice cream sandwiches to add to the ice cream she just bought at Giant Tiger. Hey you haters, it's FOR ANDREW. Who wants to tell her?
OK, I will.
Darlene, no one in your family needs ice cream. If you love cucumbers so much, learn to eat them as a snack. Andrew will live life just fine without ice cream constantly. EGGspecially when all you give him is chips & cookies. STOP BUYING IT.
More Italian sausages for those quick & easy dinners.
And to make things even easier for our busy bee, frozen fries. Yup, these are considered to be produce too I imagine. Did you know that after she let an entire bag of potatoes go bad, she just can't buy them anymore? Yup. It's mainly because they don't eat many potatoes anymore.
Give me a minute.
Was that a joke? They don't eat many potatoes anymore? Oh c'mon, they eat them every night. For the last 8 years Darlene has made potatoes in some form. But now they don't eat them?
My guess? She eats most dinners alone & isn't going to bother with real potatoes just for herself. She used to give Andrew roasted potatoes for every meal, so what is he eating? See? There is very little actual food for Andrew in that house. It's all treats & junk. So where is he eating?
Tortilla chips (full salt) because she is craving chips & salsa. She bought a lot of this online, but had to go in anyway to find the salsa. Haven't seen it yet.
Peppers & green onions. So far I'm not impressed with her reasoning of having to shop because she needed produce. All she bought was cucumbers, lettuce, peppers & green onions. Where is it all, that this shop was so necessary?
Packaged tortilla bowls FOR ANDREW because when he eats tacos, everything goes all over & she's still trying to figure things out. Andrew is almost 25, so when will she finally figure things out for him?
2 six packs of soda. Darlene is so proud of herself when it comes to soda. In fact, she opened a mini can & couldn't even finish it. If you believe that, you believe the moon is made of green cheese. A 400 pound morbidly obese woman who gives into every craving she has with NO RESTRICTIONS allowed, couldn't finish a mini can of soda.
OK, And pigs fly too.
Only one carton of Andrew's chocolate milk & one regular. Usually when it's on sale, Darlene buys at least 4 of each. Why not this time? Is Andrew not around all week to drink it?
And I know this will be hard to believe, but our healthy queen bought a 6 pack of muffins. I guess she can just add them to the GIANT muffins her freezer inventory told us she has in the freezer currently.
Muffins. Really. But wait! This isn't her fault. She ordered a 4 pack of strawberry muffins & those rotten employees at Walmart substituted a 6 pack of blueberry ones. Oh the horror to get 2 extra muffins. See? It's not her fault.
Or is it? Why yes Kayla, it is. Would you like to know why? I would.
You see, when a store makes a substitution, you can say NO. It's a very simple process. You say NO on the app & the item is taken off & put back on the shelf.
So simple. Unless of course you are Darlene. Say no to muffins? Not gonna happen.
Her justification for the muffins? They haven't had them in FOREVER & they would be a nice treat for the weekend. Darlene, go look in your freezer. You have 6 GIANT muffins out there plus the blueberry oatmeal ones. Don't lie.
And let me add this, you have TREATED yourself to 400 pounds. Knock it off. You're almost 50, you don't need treats. Neither does the rest of your family. Find a treat that isn't food.
She bought a pack of those thin sandwich buns she used to make Andrew's sandwiches on & acts as if she's never seen them before. Darlene, you used to buy them all the time. I called them cardboard. Surely you remember that. I love how she says they're only 100 calories.
Yea, that's what you should focus on. Not the muffins, ice cream, chips, cookies, candy & pepperoni cancer sticks. But worry about these cardboard thins.
I'm laughing as she says they will be great for the chicken burgers she bought. Sure they will. They will actually be the healthiest thing about that upcoming meal. No need to worry about the 11% SATURATED FAT or the 10% TRANS FAT or the 410mg of SODIUM per burger, just enJOY.
What an idiot.
Speaking of being an idiot, she bought pricey free run eggs to add to the 3 dozen she has in the Buick currently. Hey, she's just not happy with them because the yolk is too light. That's the problem with the food she's been buying? The egg yolks?
She also went into the store to buy the berries she wanted. 3 of strawberries & 3 raspberries. This should last a month since you're only allowed 3 at a time.
And to the surprise of no one here, she bought another pack of ice cream bars. But strawberry shortcake. Strawberry. Produce. Got it.
These aren't FOR ANDREW, they are for her because she got them as a kid.
2 sweet onions to go along with a bag of yellow onions she bought too. It's won't matter as she never did learn how to cut them or cook them.
Cinnamon raisin english muffins because they aren't big bread eaters. That's weird then she owns a new bread maker, right?
And because Walmart didn't have the salsa, she went to the app of a specialty store to see if they had it. They did, so she went there to buy salsa that she doesn't like as much as the Walmart one, BUT wanted chips & salsa. It was worth it because she picked up a sugar free expensive ketchup too. She tried Heinz one time & didn't like it. Hey genius, you aren't going to like this one either. Why? Because you LOVE sugar.
She's also on the lookout for a higher protein pasta so she can make it for her lunches. Man, she really thinks about food too much.
The end.
So the reason to go out & shop again was for produce or junk? Besides the lettuce, berries & cucumbers all she bought was crap. Crap & ice cream.
Where is the lifestyle change?
Where is the FRESH & NEW?
I have no idea why any of her old videos were removed, as they aren't different from the ones she's doing now. I'd like to know where she's storing all this food. Just in the last weeks she had a double order that included huge boxes of ice pops, then she bought ice cream bars & today again boxes of ice cream. So many items for the freezer that makes me think she already did buy one & won't admit it. Remember, Darlene lies. Since we never see the garage or any other room but the kitchen, I bet there's a new one out there.
These hauls of food only look to me that she is shopping for 2 households. And I just can't figure out where the normal purchases are. Where are the jars of Rao's, the big jars of peanut butter Stupid loves she always buys at Costco, all the cereal he eats every morning she says, bread for Andrew's peanut butter & toast, zucchini she fed Andrew with pasta, meatballs, gnocchi & many other foods. What is Andrew eating when we see nothing he usually eats?
Everything she's buying now is convenience foods. No more sweet potatoes for fries for him, no real potatoes because they don't eat them anymore. None of this food makes any sense. And it's far too much. She has enough food to last weeks for a much larger family. Why does she keep shopping?
I swear, she needs some type of intervention. She is running around to a store every single day as if she has a starving family at home. It's disturbing to see so much food that has a better chance of going bad than being eaten. It's so wasteful.
IDK what to think anymore, but something is really off here. She used to shop a lot but now it's in overdrive. If she keeps this up, by October she'll be 30 pounds fatter.
I'm looking forward to it.
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Darlene the Delete Queen, erased her past so it wouldn't be seen. A new fresh start she says is happening, but all her fewd is mush & fattening Pt. 42 - A Peek Inside.
May 4, 2024 Walmart 30 year 94¢ Sale
Welcome to: JUST FOOD
Oh sure, this justifies buying even more food you don't need. I guess those crowds don't bother her, as she gleefully runs up & down every aisle throwing random 94¢ items in her cart.
She must have been a manic mess grabbing everything in sight.
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I don’t know how to start this comment. But, under her grocery hauls playlist, she has a hidden video.
I see the Costco one & yes, we know she went over a week ago, but my God, did she go shopping again?
I don’t even see how she needed anything after the double order, then did a big shop 5 days ago called her ‘weekly’ shop, but shopped again? Another weekly shop?
I’m telling you, she is trolling all of us. There’s no way she needs anymore food. No way.
But, there it is, a hidden video updated today. Someone better do an intervention soon. Before she can’t fit in the car.
And MG, I’m going to think of you as Sleeping Beauty. If you’re asleep until she gets serious, you’ll never awaken.
See you tomorrow my friends for more Darlene madness. I’m really just sitting here not believing that I’m telling you this.
I definitely see a substantial weight gain by her birthday.
As Crusty Pie said, you don’t eat that stuff even in the portion allowed. No one needs chips, cookies, protein drinks or candy during a lifestyle change.
Unless of course we got it all wrong. Maybe she said she wants to gain weight by her 50th, not lose it?
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Darlene the Delete Queen, erased her past so it wouldn't be seen. A new fresh start she says is happening, but all her fewd is mush & fattening Pt. 42 - A Peek Inside.I don’t know what Darlene’s trying to lose, but it’s not weight. More like viewers.
Who’s got time to wait around for Darlene to do that? And what was the point of removing those videos anyway. It’s not as though she’s updating with new and improved ideas about healthier shopping and freezer stocking. Evidence - today’s video. Darlene lives on processed food. At this point she’s not even stocking her freezer with meals she’s prepares herself - she’s just buying stuff from Costco, showing what she’s bought and putting it in the freezer. It’s all so pointless. But her fan viewers seem to really appreciate it.
I don’t understand her reply. Closing down that part of her channel? For what reason? She just told us in this video that she needed a new freezer for all the baking & freezer cooking she was going to be doing. How are freezer cooking videos now only part of her past?
And exactly Two! Right now she really is only buying processed foods from stores & putting it in the freezer. I think her 4 sycophants can do that on their own.
I can’t figure out why any of her old videos were taken down. She’s only hurting herself. Nothing on them is any different than what she’s showing now.
She hasn’t cooked anything worth freezing & eating again. Oh, I just remembered now, where are the jars of Rao’s? Wasn’t she buying them 4 at a time? If she just gave Andrew the last of her homemade sauce, how will he be able to eat pasta slop going forward?
I swear, this video just had to be a troll. So many bad food choices that I would bet anything, is mostly gone. I expect when she takes back the cups, she’ll buy more.
I’m looking forward to her explaining away why she’s even fatter by her birthday. Good times ahead -
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May 3, 2024 Costco Haul & FAKE Healthier Relationship With Food
There. A title that states the truth.
How is talking about nothing but food, healthy? This is all she's shown in 2024, food.
Lots of WE. WE went to the city. WE shopped for shoes at the outlet mall. WE go to Costco when close by. First things first. OUR son likes to pick out a treat. Well, we've been told in the past how much Andrew LOVES grapes, so why isn't that something he would choose? Because Kayla, that was a lie. In order to get Andrew away from her at home, she can't give him grapes. He gets a HUGE bag of Doritos & of course a big package of cookies.
Shouldn't everyone in this family be on a May 3, 2024 Costco Haul & FAKE Healthier Relationship With Food
There. A title that states the truth.
How is talking about nothing but food, healthy? This is all she's shown in 2024, food.
Lots of WE. WE went to the city. WE shopped for shoes at the outlet mall. WE go to Costco when close by. First things first. OUR son likes to pick out a treat. None of them are a normal weight & at least 2 of them have high blood pressure & heart disease. We have no idea what Andrew may have because she never takes him to a doctor.
Oh the Doritos aren't just for MYSON. Well, we already knew this. Darlene explains that on her (fake) JOURNEY to a healthier relationship with food, she will check the portion size, measure it out & enJOY the chips too. Same with the cookies. She leaves out 4 because Andrew needs one for each hand & then she & Stupid each have one.
One. Oh c'mon. Does she look like she eats one cookie or a few chips? I hate to be the one to break it to her (not really) but Doritos & cookies are NOT part of a healthier relationship with food nor part of a lifestyle change.
A lifestyle change involves a CHANGE in your lifestyle. A change of eating a few less chips or less cookies is not it. But Darlene is all about NO RESTRICTIONS. Look at her. Is it working?
She bought new travel water bottles. Her Bubba doesn't seal so if she knocks it over it could spill. Plus these are bigger so she doesn't have to refill it as often. The best part? Even Stupid gets one.
A case of Alani protein drinks. More crap. This stuff has sugar & fake sugar. Just what she needs. I think she needs to speak to her doctor about this crap she keeps drinking. That fake sugar is not good & she's drinking this stuff as if she's some sort of body builder.
Real Good brand chicken burritos. She's insane.
28g FAT
17g SATURATED FAT
980mg SODIUM
They also contain really bad oils & other crap no one can pronounce.
Yes, she is insane.
Aussie bites of course. These are a staple she says. More crap she doesn't need. She can make these from scratch, as there are a million recipes, but we all know Darlene isn't doing any of that. If she can't open a package, she's not doing it. The burritos she bought is another example. The busy, busy bee can't even find the time to make some real chicken & put it in a wrap.
Turkey Pepperoni Cancer Sticks. Hey, they were a sample & Stupid went over to get them. Great choice Stupid. I'm telling you right now, that heart attack story had to be a lie. No one who had one eats like this.
Flavored almonds because you can't expects Darlene to just eat regular almonds! C'mon people, it's a treat.
An 8 pack of shredded potatoes because Darlene must not know how to shred her own. She doesn't know how to cube potatoes either since she buys seasoned ones in bags now too. Is it possible she's just getting lazier?
A big box of Kind bars for yes, when you want a little somethin' somethin'. She wants this constantly. Three packs of bacon. The part of every healthier relationship with food.
OK, is she trolling us? I'm not even half way through & everything she bought is a nightmare for anyone trying to eat better.
This haul is ridiculous. Everything is processed & full of so many bad ingredients, it's impossible to list them all.
Two bags of Unreal Bars. Or, candy bars. The serving size is 3, but Darlene only has one & can eat them in moderation. More FAT & SUGAR to close out your night with something sweet.
PROCESSED chicken burgers for those busy nights. I wish she would explain this. Why are her days so busy that she can't make decent food? Everything has to be quick & easy for her. She doesn't have a store that simply sells ground chicken? Of course she does, but then it will take a bit of effort to form chicken burgers.
And because people who had weight loss surgery were talking about the chicken pieces in lots of plastic serving sizes, she had to buy them too. Sure, no need to actually buy chicken & grill it yourself, that takes time people! Darlene is all about plastic & buying food in packages that portion it out for her.
And a package of chicken sausages. And this was a surprise, she bought pork chops. I'm pretty sure that pack should last a year because Darlene never allows you to have one chop. She will be cutting them in half so you get a skinny chop she will turn into pork wood.
And an impulse purchase. She spent $25 on a pack of rib ends & baked potatoes. Now I know where all of Andrews money goes, for food. She shops as if money is endless, so it's his money being used. Out of all of this, he got Doritos & cookies. Everything else is for Darlene.
The only healthy purchase was grapes. Yes, that's the only produce she bought.
It's the next day & she still has so much on her counter. Her justification? It's a long day going to Costco, so she basically just leaves everything until the next day. I'm not surprised by this.
She LOVED the almonds & they are great for a snacky lunch of cucumbers, cottage cheese & the turkey pepperoni. Man, I sure hope she's eating enough.
She placed the cookies in packs of 4, left 4 out & they ate 4 the night before when they got home. Of course they did. She says they ate out, but never says where. She never mentioned if Andrew got pizza & never showed a single picture from inside Costco, the outlet stores, the restaurant or the ride home.
You know what that means. To me, she went alone. Look, Darlene lies & I can't trust a single thing she says. In the past she would show at least some of the items available because she would always say not every Costco has the same things & her viewers like to see what her store stocks.
But now it's too private to share? Why?
For me, unless I see MYHUSBAND or MYSON, even if it's just their legs, it means she's alone. This is the way you have to treat a liar.
Of course she's making the ribs & baked potatoes, but Andrew doesn't get any. Tell me how difficult it is to removed some of the rib meat to place it on a roll for him, add some zucchini & sweet potato fries so he can have some too. Nope, it's pasta slop for the 5th time this week. His money pays for the food, but he doesn't get any of it.
And when was the last time we saw her even buy zucchini? She used to make that for him as often as the pasta slop, so where is it?
She says on Saturday night she made 2 pounds of ground turkey for taco salads & tacos. This is leading up to her wanting to try those individually packaged chicken breast meat so she could give an honest opinion. On Sunday night it was REALLY, REALLY BUSY so she was glad to have the taco meat. She used the Keto tortillas from Costco (when did she buy those?) & they had the meat & Doritos & FRESH produce. What FRESH produce? She only bought grapes.
I'd like to know how a Sunday was really, really busy too. She never says. But apparently she was happy to have leftover meat & tortillas & the Doritos.
But this is about her lunch & trying the chicken breast meat. She has a leftover taco with the turkey meat in it, some cucumber, & store bought ranch dip. Look how already the cottage cheese dip went away. She had 4 large containers of it because of that double order & will be throwing it out because she sure isn't using it. So far Miss I'm Going To Be Making Things From Scratch hasn't purchased anything but processed snacks, dips & meals.
She doesn't eat the chicken plain, she has to dip in in a sauce. She loved it. She thinks it's pricey, but if you're a busy person on the go, it's worth it.
OK, but Darlene isn't busy nor a person on the go. She has plenty of time to grill chicken breast & cut it into cubes. But, LAZY.
She's taking back the new water mugs she bought. Although the seal was good, it didn't keep the drink cold & the ice melted quickly. Just an excuse to go back to Costco & buy more junk.
She's still figuring out where to put everything. The bacon I suppose will be frozen & she took out the chicken burgers that are in a 2 pack but wishes they were in a single pack. Well genius, you can take scissors & cut one burger away from the other & there you have it, a single packed burger! Amazing.
Is she dumb on purpose?
And the pork chops. She puts them in plastic in 2's & as they thaw, she cuts them in half. I knew it. Can you imagine? A family of 3 obese adults gets to split 2 pork chops for a meal? There really is something wrong with her.
Loads of Ziploc bags being used in this haul. The plastic queen.
She talks about needing another freezer because of the baking she does or freezer cooking. Don't worry, she'll update us on everything.
Now it's time for her afternoon pick me up. So she's going to have the new protein drink in Fruity Cereal. No way. Not only am I never drinking that crap, I'm sure not buying it.
Why not peel an orange? Or eat an apple? Or maybe take the dogs for a walk & just drink water. I never believed she needed a pick me up from doing nothing, it's just become a habit. Well, she needs to break that habit. Going outside & walking is a good way to change things up.
She shows that rib dinner she bought & her plate. Oh Lord, give me a break. Does she really expect us to believe she ate a few pieces of rib meat & a 1/4 of the potato? C'mon Dar, we're not new here. What did you really eat?
Apparently they all now eat so little, they ate the leftovers (leftovers ) the next night. We better look out because the Travis' of Petawawa Ontario are going to disappear soon.
The next night is trying the cartons of hashbrowns. She shows the potatoes in a pan & says 'her husband is taking care of them.' Really? Then where was he? I didn't see anyone else in the kitchen much less by the stove taking care of the potatoes.
She shows 2 plates & says Andrew had a rough day (no idea why unless he was stuck at home with her) so she didn't want to push on texture. OK, but Andrew eats eggs & sausages & toast & roasted potatoes. Why didn't he get that? She never says what he ate.
She didn't like the potatoes & was sorry she has 7 more boxes of them. They were salty she said. Wow, considering all the salt they eat, they must be really bad.
Wow, Darlene standing in her kitchen in a blouse that isn't black! And it looks like she showered & washed her hair. Will wonders never cease? She had on a green & white striped shirt earlier & now a light colored top. I wonder if Stupid came by for his share of the haul?
She goes over most of what she bought & yes, she loves the convenience of that packaged chicken & would rather buy those than a rotisserie chicken. Of course she would. Anything to make life easier. LAZY.
She talks about the ribs again & if they sold a pack of just the potatoes, she would buy them. She used to make her own potatoes she tells us, but it's a lot of work. I swear, she really is getting lazier. She only want to buy individual foods all ready to be heated. She MIGHT donate them to the food bank (I wouldn't believe this unless I see her hand it to them) She knows she can make shredded potatoes herself, but again, loves the convenience.
That Alani Protein drink. I think she told us 12 times that she really wanted the strawberry flavor they didn't have, so bought one she knew she probably wasn't going to like. Why? Just don't buy it.
Why does she have such a problem leaving stuff in the store? Not everything has to go home with her.
I'm wrong. She was also in Walmart & because she loves the Fairlight Protein drinks she bought 4 of them even though they were pricey. Money is no object when Darlene wants a variety. Plus, she always seems worried about being 'satisfied.' She never wants to feel hunger, so at every moment in the day Darlene needs to have something.
Oh, THEY will be going back to Costco soon because they have a couple of things to do in the city & then she has the returns. Gee, so mysterious. Why would they be going back to the city so soon to do things?
It's a mystery.
She thinks she may have gone a little overboard, & the one thing she thinks of is the chicken burgers. We already know she didn't like the hashbrowns, she's not sure of the burgers & says the burritos were good if you're in a hurry. Then shows the Kevins brand of chicken & green beans she won't buy again. Things like that are great if you're busy.
Well, Darlene isn't busy. She has all the time in the world to cook, but is LAZY.
Let her know what you would like to see from Costco.
The end.
Lord, 30 minutes of food that included going over all the food twice. I think we're being conned. No one watching their weight is buying the stuff she is. So many bad choices that they eat up immediately. The night they unpacked everything the Doritos & cookies were already eaten. NO RESTRICTIONS in that house. 90% of what she bought should have stayed in Costco.
She should start reading the ingredient list of the crap she's buying, because most of it is bad. And the sheer amount of food she keeps buying is staggering. She is shopping for food every single day. It's disturbing to see so much food they all can't possibly eat before it's bad.
There will be no weight loss. I don't know who she thinks she's kidding with this line.
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May 3, 2024 Costco Haul -Freezer Inventory -Reviews -Costco Canada
I'm laughing that Darlene is a reviewer now. Does she think that takes away from all the crap she bought?
It doesn't Dar. Look at that counter. It's filled.
Boy, this HEALTHIER RELATIONSHIP WITH FOOD is going along swimmingly! By Canada Day we should see some real weight gain! -
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New video incoming! New video incoming! And, you won’t believe it, but it’s under her grocery hauls playlist is she kidding? More food?
I’m telling you right now. She hasn’t lost 3 pounds. That ‘I see progress’ video was a joke. No one searching for a healthier relationship with food makes sure their home is stuffed with it.
I truly think she’s lost it. There is no justification for her constant shopping & stocking up. She must spend her days eating. She has food everywhere.
Yup, I’m just waiting for Canada Day. That’s lard & sugar baked beans day. Maybe it will be hot enough for her to wear one of the dresses she has. Man, I would pay to see that
See you tomorrow
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Pond…..then my parents come over & we’re still giggling over this Villages thing, so my dad says to my mom, ‘maybe next time we go to Florida, we should take a tour.’
My mom’s face was like this 🤨 & she says ‘ over YOUR dead body.’
I swear, now every time we look at one another we’re cracking up!
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