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May 8, 2024 Food Prep -New & Improved- Meal Ideas -Organization
New & Improved? If it's anything like FRESH & NEW, let's forget it right now. And organization? Just how many times does she plan on organizing the junk in her house? If they all learned to put things away & she stopped shopping, they wouldn't need to organize every couple weeks.
Circling the drain. A Peek Inside is circling the drain....
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I thought I was coming on here to say her Homemaker Happenings playlist was updated, so expect a video tomorrow, but nope.
I guess she just put an older video in the playlist. Nothing new is there, nothing hidden.
Is this her life? Fooling around putting back videos, then taking them down, adding old videos to playlists & just wasting time? This is it?
Yup. If she isn’t hoarding & burning food, or shopping for more junk, she has nothing. This is why I believe all her stories of family outings & eating out are a lie.
She’s going places alone. Otherwise, why not show something different than her hostage wall or kitchen?
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Oh yes, she used a filter. Probably 10 of them 
One you-tube creator, Foodie Beauty ( Pond Scum knows her) is the queen of filters. She has them to make her look skinnier & with perfect skin. On Kiwi Farms they have people that show how stretched out the objects are around her or will show her reflection in a window compared to what you see on camera.
It’s pretty funny.
Darlene in that video was definitely brighter, with smooth skin & her dark circles are gone.
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each time I see that Christmas dress up picture, I die. Who in the world would think ‘Grandma at a funeral’ was a good look?
My grandmother just poked me for writing that & said ‘you mean Great grandma at a funeral because I wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit’
Add the fact she went to her hairdresser to get those curls, & paid for them & it’s almost hard to believe. What a bad look.
Someone here just recently showed her & Stupid standing in their living room dressed for an event years ago & she had her hair curled for that too. Looks like that’s her ‘dress up’ look.
She should find a new one immediately.
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"Darlene said they ate out during their Costco trip, right? If she ate a sprig of parsley for lunch, she could/would have snapped a pic without including a hint of Steve and Andrew. We know she treated herself to something ridiculous after a hard day shopping for treats.
Come on, Darlene. Show us how a person "doing a complete lifestyle change" chooses a healthy meal at a restaurant!"
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OMG, yes she did say they ate lunch out on that trip! C'mon Darlene, what did you have for lunch? You can't say can you because it was not healthy, Ms Healthy Relationship With Food. 🙄
And then if it was between 3:00-4:00 when she got home, she would have had to have her "pick me up(s)". 🙄
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Congrats on the title Crusty Pie!
I don’t understand this at all. The last few times she said THEY went somewhere, she never showed any part of it. Not a picture out the car window, not a picture of items in a store & not lunch out.
Is showing anything but her prison gray wall also off limits now? If she can show a plate of food for dinner, you mean what they ate in a restaurant can’t be shown?
Why is she constantly taking us through Michaels, Winners & VV, but can’t show anything at Costco or the outlet stores?
I think there’s a good explanation, Darlene lies.
She’s out shopping alone, going through drive thrus & Starbucks. It’s very hard for me to believe that if Stupid went to Costco with her, that he thought buying all that processed food & snacks was a good idea. Doesn’t he know she is on a health journey? So, wouldn’t he support her? Wouldn’t he offer better options?
And we really have no idea when anything she does show was filmed. She could be sitting in her smelly house day after day & using footage from long ago as new.
Every story she tells reeks of dishonesty. That one picture she put up of her holding a Starbucks coffee was a blatant lie. I believe she was in her driveway, not actually driving. When was the last time we saw her drive? Months.
She used to talk to the camera all the time while driving. We saw her plenty of times ordering at a drive thru. She filmed in the car after having her hair done, or her nails. Why did that change?
When you really pay attention, she shows very little of her life. Oh, she talks a great deal about Stupids opinions & mysterious outings, but what she shows can’t even be described as a ‘peek.’
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Crusty Pie Great title! The ‘fondling cheese’ had me on the floor 
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I’m with you Eyedunno This was obscene. I have no idea what is happening with all the constant food shopping.
The amount of food she has purchased & is storing is gross to me. I can’t even wrap my head around it.
I took my grandparents to Costco last Monday. Combined we spent $113. We bought nothing in the frozen section or where those burgers are displayed.
Steaks, croissants, store made chicken salad, eggs, milk.
Probably the worst thing were the croissants, but they make great chicken salad sandwiches
I shopped for us yesterday for the weekend as we’re having family visit & I still don’t have as much food stored that she does. I bought 3 different types of lettuce, carrots, tomatoes, peppers, green beans, corn on the cob, broccoli, asparagus, & different kinds of fruit. That to me is a produce haul & a reason to make a trip to the store. No vegetable needs a dip. They are crunchy & sweet as is. If we eat veggies raw, why can’t they? Wean yourself off all the dips & dressings. One day, you won’t use them.
She went to that sale with the justification that she needed produce. So what were the muffins & ice cream for? A person bragging that they are starting a lifestyle change & a healthier relationship with food does not buy the crap she does. Her excuse? She can’t have restrictions or she will binge eat.
Then seek help.
I find all of this insulting. Making videos crying about how you look & then turning into some health Guru who shops constantly buying chips, ice cream, cookies & every processed bag of frozen stuff you can get your hands on, while making excuses insults my intelligence.
I remember when she blamed her eating & shopping on being lonely. What’s the excuse now? All we hear is how EVERYONE IS IN A GOOD PLACE. How can that be true?
If Stupid still lives there, he really is stupid. It’s a ridiculous way to live. It’s gross & unnecessary. I don’t know if she’s trying to impress people, but it’s a bad look.
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May 4, 2024 Walmart Grocery Haul -94¢ Sale
Oh, who could pass that up people! 94¢! Did you hear that? 94¢! ME FIRST Darlene was probably there before the employees. No, she doesn't need more food, but the food apparently needs her.
I can just envision her grabbing at everything before someone else dares to take one.
GET OUT OF THE WAY! Darzilla is here!
The Walmart sale flyer is at her house & yes, she knows she just did a Costco haul, but that was the weekend & this is Friday. Get with the program people, Darlene NEEDS to get produce. Huh. I'm wondering why she said the potato chips were a great price then. Do we now consider POTATO chips to be produce? Wow, that's quite a stretch, but this is Darlene.
If she can justify banana & chocolate chip muffins as breakfast, then POTATO chips qualify as produce.
Let's all salute Darlene for this amazing discovery
Dumbass. I tell 'ya, she is going to be fatter by her 50th.
The haul. Oh, from 2 stores, not just Walmart.
OMG The amount of junk I see is beyond belief. Is this a person claiming to changing their lifestyle & wanting a healthier relationship with ?
If you love junk food, then this is the haul for you. And if you combine it with the crap she just bought at Costco, then you too can welcome another 10 pound weight gain with Darlene. How fun!
Personally,I think she has lost her mind. I'm not sure if it's early onset dementia or drinking has burned brain cells, but she is nuts. This is a haul of a teenager left alone for the weekend with their parents credit card.
4 bottles of orange juice. Darlene believes drinking OJ in the morning keeps colds away. Well, of OJ keeps colds away, she is going to be healthy forever. Vodka & orange juice should have her never suffering from a cold again.
1 head of lettuce. 1 head. This is what you should make salads from instead of those bad for you salad kits. Get some Romaine next time too.
6 more cucumbers. No way & I mean no way are they eating all those cucumbers, plus the ones she already has before they get slimy.
Ice cream sandwiches to add to the ice cream she just bought at Giant Tiger. Hey you haters, it's FOR ANDREW. Who wants to tell her?
OK, I will.
Darlene, no one in your family needs ice cream. If you love cucumbers so much, learn to eat them as a snack. Andrew will live life just fine without ice cream constantly. EGGspecially when all you give him is chips & cookies. STOP BUYING IT.
More Italian sausages for those quick & easy dinners.
And to make things even easier for our busy bee, frozen fries. Yup, these are considered to be produce too I imagine. Did you know that after she let an entire bag of potatoes go bad, she just can't buy them anymore? Yup. It's mainly because they don't eat many potatoes anymore.
Give me a minute.
Was that a joke? They don't eat many potatoes anymore? Oh c'mon, they eat them every night. For the last 8 years Darlene has made potatoes in some form. But now they don't eat them?
My guess? She eats most dinners alone & isn't going to bother with real potatoes just for herself. She used to give Andrew roasted potatoes for every meal, so what is he eating? See? There is very little actual food for Andrew in that house. It's all treats & junk. So where is he eating?
Tortilla chips (full salt) because she is craving chips & salsa. She bought a lot of this online, but had to go in anyway to find the salsa. Haven't seen it yet.
Peppers & green onions. So far I'm not impressed with her reasoning of having to shop because she needed produce. All she bought was cucumbers, lettuce, peppers & green onions. Where is it all, that this shop was so necessary?
Packaged tortilla bowls FOR ANDREW because when he eats tacos, everything goes all over & she's still trying to figure things out. Andrew is almost 25, so when will she finally figure things out for him?
2 six packs of soda. Darlene is so proud of herself when it comes to soda. In fact, she opened a mini can & couldn't even finish it. If you believe that, you believe the moon is made of green cheese. A 400 pound morbidly obese woman who gives into every craving she has with NO RESTRICTIONS allowed, couldn't finish a mini can of soda.
OK, And pigs fly too.
Only one carton of Andrew's chocolate milk & one regular. Usually when it's on sale, Darlene buys at least 4 of each. Why not this time? Is Andrew not around all week to drink it?
And I know this will be hard to believe, but our healthy queen bought a 6 pack of muffins. I guess she can just add them to the GIANT muffins her freezer inventory told us she has in the freezer currently.
Muffins. Really. But wait! This isn't her fault. She ordered a 4 pack of strawberry muffins & those rotten employees at Walmart substituted a 6 pack of blueberry ones. Oh the horror to get 2 extra muffins. See? It's not her fault.
Or is it? Why yes Kayla, it is. Would you like to know why? I would.
You see, when a store makes a substitution, you can say NO. It's a very simple process. You say NO on the app & the item is taken off & put back on the shelf.
So simple. Unless of course you are Darlene. Say no to muffins? Not gonna happen.
Her justification for the muffins? They haven't had them in FOREVER & they would be a nice treat for the weekend. Darlene, go look in your freezer. You have 6 GIANT muffins out there plus the blueberry oatmeal ones. Don't lie.
And let me add this, you have TREATED yourself to 400 pounds. Knock it off. You're almost 50, you don't need treats. Neither does the rest of your family. Find a treat that isn't food.
She bought a pack of those thin sandwich buns she used to make Andrew's sandwiches on & acts as if she's never seen them before. Darlene, you used to buy them all the time. I called them cardboard. Surely you remember that. I love how she says they're only 100 calories.
Yea, that's what you should focus on. Not the muffins, ice cream, chips, cookies, candy & pepperoni cancer sticks. But worry about these cardboard thins.
I'm laughing as she says they will be great for the chicken burgers she bought. Sure they will. They will actually be the healthiest thing about that upcoming meal. No need to worry about the 11% SATURATED FAT or the 10% TRANS FAT or the 410mg of SODIUM per burger, just enJOY.
What an idiot.
Speaking of being an idiot, she bought pricey free run eggs to add to the 3 dozen she has in the Buick currently. Hey, she's just not happy with them because the yolk is too light. That's the problem with the food she's been buying? The egg yolks?
She also went into the store to buy the berries she wanted. 3 of strawberries & 3 raspberries. This should last a month since you're only allowed 3 at a time.
And to the surprise of no one here, she bought another pack of ice cream bars. But strawberry shortcake. Strawberry. Produce. Got it.
These aren't FOR ANDREW, they are for her because she got them as a kid.
2 sweet onions to go along with a bag of yellow onions she bought too. It's won't matter as she never did learn how to cut them or cook them.
Cinnamon raisin english muffins because they aren't big bread eaters. That's weird then she owns a new bread maker, right?
And because Walmart didn't have the salsa, she went to the app of a specialty store to see if they had it. They did, so she went there to buy salsa that she doesn't like as much as the Walmart one, BUT wanted chips & salsa. It was worth it because she picked up a sugar free expensive ketchup too. She tried Heinz one time & didn't like it. Hey genius, you aren't going to like this one either. Why? Because you LOVE sugar.
She's also on the lookout for a higher protein pasta so she can make it for her lunches. Man, she really thinks about food too much.
The end.
So the reason to go out & shop again was for produce or junk? Besides the lettuce, berries & cucumbers all she bought was crap. Crap & ice cream.
Where is the lifestyle change?
Where is the FRESH & NEW?
I have no idea why any of her old videos were removed, as they aren't different from the ones she's doing now. I'd like to know where she's storing all this food. Just in the last weeks she had a double order that included huge boxes of ice pops, then she bought ice cream bars & today again boxes of ice cream. So many items for the freezer that makes me think she already did buy one & won't admit it. Remember, Darlene lies. Since we never see the garage or any other room but the kitchen, I bet there's a new one out there.
These hauls of food only look to me that she is shopping for 2 households. And I just can't figure out where the normal purchases are. Where are the jars of Rao's, the big jars of peanut butter Stupid loves she always buys at Costco, all the cereal he eats every morning she says, bread for Andrew's peanut butter & toast, zucchini she fed Andrew with pasta, meatballs, gnocchi & many other foods. What is Andrew eating when we see nothing he usually eats?
Everything she's buying now is convenience foods. No more sweet potatoes for fries for him, no real potatoes because they don't eat them anymore. None of this food makes any sense. And it's far too much. She has enough food to last weeks for a much larger family. Why does she keep shopping?
I swear, she needs some type of intervention. She is running around to a store every single day as if she has a starving family at home. It's disturbing to see so much food that has a better chance of going bad than being eaten. It's so wasteful.
IDK what to think anymore, but something is really off here. She used to shop a lot but now it's in overdrive. If she keeps this up, by October she'll be 30 pounds fatter.
I'm looking forward to it.
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May 4, 2024 Walmart 30 year 94¢ Sale
Welcome to: JUST FOOD
Oh sure, this justifies buying even more food you don't need. I guess those crowds don't bother her, as she gleefully runs up & down every aisle throwing random 94¢ items in her cart.
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I don’t know how to start this comment. But, under her grocery hauls playlist, she has a hidden video.
I see the Costco one & yes, we know she went over a week ago, but my God, did she go shopping again?
I don’t even see how she needed anything after the double order, then did a big shop 5 days ago called her ‘weekly’ shop, but shopped again? Another weekly shop?
I’m telling you, she is trolling all of us. There’s no way she needs anymore food. No way.
But, there it is, a hidden video updated today. Someone better do an intervention soon. Before she can’t fit in the car.
And MG, I’m going to think of you as Sleeping Beauty. If you’re asleep until she gets serious, you’ll never awaken.
See you tomorrow my friends for more Darlene madness. I’m really just sitting here not believing that I’m telling you this.
I definitely see a substantial weight gain by her birthday.
As Crusty Pie said, you don’t eat that stuff even in the portion allowed. No one needs chips, cookies, protein drinks or candy during a lifestyle change.
Unless of course we got it all wrong. Maybe she said she wants to gain weight by her 50th, not lose it?
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Darlene the Delete Queen, erased her past so it wouldn't be seen. A new fresh start she says is happening, but all her fewd is mush & fattening Pt. 42 - A Peek Inside.I don’t know what Darlene’s trying to lose, but it’s not weight. More like viewers.
Who’s got time to wait around for Darlene to do that? And what was the point of removing those videos anyway. It’s not as though she’s updating with new and improved ideas about healthier shopping and freezer stocking. Evidence - today’s video. Darlene lives on processed food. At this point she’s not even stocking her freezer with meals she’s prepares herself - she’s just buying stuff from Costco, showing what she’s bought and putting it in the freezer. It’s all so pointless. But her fan viewers seem to really appreciate it.
I don’t understand her reply. Closing down that part of her channel? For what reason? She just told us in this video that she needed a new freezer for all the baking & freezer cooking she was going to be doing. How are freezer cooking videos now only part of her past?
And exactly Two! Right now she really is only buying processed foods from stores & putting it in the freezer. I think her 4 sycophants can do that on their own.
I can’t figure out why any of her old videos were taken down. She’s only hurting herself. Nothing on them is any different than what she’s showing now.
She hasn’t cooked anything worth freezing & eating again. Oh, I just remembered now, where are the jars of Rao’s? Wasn’t she buying them 4 at a time? If she just gave Andrew the last of her homemade sauce, how will he be able to eat pasta slop going forward?
I swear, this video just had to be a troll. So many bad food choices that I would bet anything, is mostly gone. I expect when she takes back the cups, she’ll buy more.
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May 3, 2024 Costco Haul & FAKE Healthier Relationship With Food
There. A title that states the truth.
How is talking about nothing but food, healthy? This is all she's shown in 2024, food.
Lots of WE. WE went to the city. WE shopped for shoes at the outlet mall. WE go to Costco when close by. First things first. OUR son likes to pick out a treat. Well, we've been told in the past how much Andrew LOVES grapes, so why isn't that something he would choose? Because Kayla, that was a lie. In order to get Andrew away from her at home, she can't give him grapes. He gets a HUGE bag of Doritos & of course a big package of cookies.
Shouldn't everyone in this family be on a May 3, 2024 Costco Haul & FAKE Healthier Relationship With Food
There. A title that states the truth.
How is talking about nothing but food, healthy? This is all she's shown in 2024, food.
Lots of WE. WE went to the city. WE shopped for shoes at the outlet mall. WE go to Costco when close by. First things first. OUR son likes to pick out a treat. None of them are a normal weight & at least 2 of them have high blood pressure & heart disease. We have no idea what Andrew may have because she never takes him to a doctor.
Oh the Doritos aren't just for MYSON. Well, we already knew this. Darlene explains that on her (fake) JOURNEY to a healthier relationship with food, she will check the portion size, measure it out & enJOY the chips too. Same with the cookies. She leaves out 4 because Andrew needs one for each hand & then she & Stupid each have one.
One. Oh c'mon. Does she look like she eats one cookie or a few chips? I hate to be the one to break it to her (not really) but Doritos & cookies are NOT part of a healthier relationship with food nor part of a lifestyle change.
A lifestyle change involves a CHANGE in your lifestyle. A change of eating a few less chips or less cookies is not it. But Darlene is all about NO RESTRICTIONS. Look at her. Is it working?
She bought new travel water bottles. Her Bubba doesn't seal so if she knocks it over it could spill. Plus these are bigger so she doesn't have to refill it as often. The best part? Even Stupid gets one.
A case of Alani protein drinks. More crap. This stuff has sugar & fake sugar. Just what she needs. I think she needs to speak to her doctor about this crap she keeps drinking. That fake sugar is not good & she's drinking this stuff as if she's some sort of body builder.
Real Good brand chicken burritos. She's insane.
28g FAT
17g SATURATED FAT
980mg SODIUM
They also contain really bad oils & other crap no one can pronounce.
Yes, she is insane.
Aussie bites of course. These are a staple she says. More crap she doesn't need. She can make these from scratch, as there are a million recipes, but we all know Darlene isn't doing any of that. If she can't open a package, she's not doing it. The burritos she bought is another example. The busy, busy bee can't even find the time to make some real chicken & put it in a wrap.
Turkey Pepperoni Cancer Sticks. Hey, they were a sample & Stupid went over to get them. Great choice Stupid. I'm telling you right now, that heart attack story had to be a lie. No one who had one eats like this.
Flavored almonds because you can't expects Darlene to just eat regular almonds! C'mon people, it's a treat.
An 8 pack of shredded potatoes because Darlene must not know how to shred her own. She doesn't know how to cube potatoes either since she buys seasoned ones in bags now too. Is it possible she's just getting lazier?
A big box of Kind bars for yes, when you want a little somethin' somethin'. She wants this constantly. Three packs of bacon. The part of every healthier relationship with food.
OK, is she trolling us? I'm not even half way through & everything she bought is a nightmare for anyone trying to eat better.
This haul is ridiculous. Everything is processed & full of so many bad ingredients, it's impossible to list them all.
Two bags of Unreal Bars. Or, candy bars. The serving size is 3, but Darlene only has one & can eat them in moderation. More FAT & SUGAR to close out your night with something sweet.
PROCESSED chicken burgers for those busy nights. I wish she would explain this. Why are her days so busy that she can't make decent food? Everything has to be quick & easy for her. She doesn't have a store that simply sells ground chicken? Of course she does, but then it will take a bit of effort to form chicken burgers.
And because people who had weight loss surgery were talking about the chicken pieces in lots of plastic serving sizes, she had to buy them too. Sure, no need to actually buy chicken & grill it yourself, that takes time people! Darlene is all about plastic & buying food in packages that portion it out for her.
And a package of chicken sausages. And this was a surprise, she bought pork chops. I'm pretty sure that pack should last a year because Darlene never allows you to have one chop. She will be cutting them in half so you get a skinny chop she will turn into pork wood.
And an impulse purchase. She spent $25 on a pack of rib ends & baked potatoes. Now I know where all of Andrews money goes, for food. She shops as if money is endless, so it's his money being used. Out of all of this, he got Doritos & cookies. Everything else is for Darlene.
The only healthy purchase was grapes. Yes, that's the only produce she bought.
It's the next day & she still has so much on her counter. Her justification? It's a long day going to Costco, so she basically just leaves everything until the next day. I'm not surprised by this.
She LOVED the almonds & they are great for a snacky lunch of cucumbers, cottage cheese & the turkey pepperoni. Man, I sure hope she's eating enough.
She placed the cookies in packs of 4, left 4 out & they ate 4 the night before when they got home. Of course they did. She says they ate out, but never says where. She never mentioned if Andrew got pizza & never showed a single picture from inside Costco, the outlet stores, the restaurant or the ride home.
You know what that means. To me, she went alone. Look, Darlene lies & I can't trust a single thing she says. In the past she would show at least some of the items available because she would always say not every Costco has the same things & her viewers like to see what her store stocks.
But now it's too private to share? Why?
For me, unless I see MYHUSBAND or MYSON, even if it's just their legs, it means she's alone. This is the way you have to treat a liar.
Of course she's making the ribs & baked potatoes, but Andrew doesn't get any. Tell me how difficult it is to removed some of the rib meat to place it on a roll for him, add some zucchini & sweet potato fries so he can have some too. Nope, it's pasta slop for the 5th time this week. His money pays for the food, but he doesn't get any of it.
And when was the last time we saw her even buy zucchini? She used to make that for him as often as the pasta slop, so where is it?
She says on Saturday night she made 2 pounds of ground turkey for taco salads & tacos. This is leading up to her wanting to try those individually packaged chicken breast meat so she could give an honest opinion. On Sunday night it was REALLY, REALLY BUSY so she was glad to have the taco meat. She used the Keto tortillas from Costco (when did she buy those?) & they had the meat & Doritos & FRESH produce. What FRESH produce? She only bought grapes.
I'd like to know how a Sunday was really, really busy too. She never says. But apparently she was happy to have leftover meat & tortillas & the Doritos.
But this is about her lunch & trying the chicken breast meat. She has a leftover taco with the turkey meat in it, some cucumber, & store bought ranch dip. Look how already the cottage cheese dip went away. She had 4 large containers of it because of that double order & will be throwing it out because she sure isn't using it. So far Miss I'm Going To Be Making Things From Scratch hasn't purchased anything but processed snacks, dips & meals.
She doesn't eat the chicken plain, she has to dip in in a sauce. She loved it. She thinks it's pricey, but if you're a busy person on the go, it's worth it.
OK, but Darlene isn't busy nor a person on the go. She has plenty of time to grill chicken breast & cut it into cubes. But, LAZY.
She's taking back the new water mugs she bought. Although the seal was good, it didn't keep the drink cold & the ice melted quickly. Just an excuse to go back to Costco & buy more junk.
She's still figuring out where to put everything. The bacon I suppose will be frozen & she took out the chicken burgers that are in a 2 pack but wishes they were in a single pack. Well genius, you can take scissors & cut one burger away from the other & there you have it, a single packed burger! Amazing.
Is she dumb on purpose?
And the pork chops. She puts them in plastic in 2's & as they thaw, she cuts them in half. I knew it. Can you imagine? A family of 3 obese adults gets to split 2 pork chops for a meal? There really is something wrong with her.
Loads of Ziploc bags being used in this haul. The plastic queen.
She talks about needing another freezer because of the baking she does or freezer cooking. Don't worry, she'll update us on everything.
Now it's time for her afternoon pick me up. So she's going to have the new protein drink in Fruity Cereal.
No way. Not only am I never drinking that crap, I'm sure not buying it.
Why not peel an orange? Or eat an apple? Or maybe take the dogs for a walk & just drink water. I never believed she needed a pick me up from doing nothing, it's just become a habit. Well, she needs to break that habit. Going outside & walking is a good way to change things up.
She shows that rib dinner she bought & her plate. Oh Lord, give me a break. Does she really expect us to believe she ate a few pieces of rib meat & a 1/4 of the potato? C'mon Dar, we're not new here. What did you really eat?
Apparently they all now eat so little, they ate the leftovers (leftovers ) the next night. We better look out because the Travis' of Petawawa Ontario are going to disappear soon.
The next night is trying the cartons of hashbrowns. She shows the potatoes in a pan & says 'her husband is taking care of them.' Really? Then where was he? I didn't see anyone else in the kitchen much less by the stove taking care of the potatoes.
She shows 2 plates & says Andrew had a rough day (no idea why unless he was stuck at home with her) so she didn't want to push on texture. OK, but Andrew eats eggs & sausages & toast & roasted potatoes. Why didn't he get that? She never says what he ate.
She didn't like the potatoes & was sorry she has 7 more boxes of them. They were salty she said. Wow, considering all the salt they eat, they must be really bad.
Wow, Darlene standing in her kitchen in a blouse that isn't black! And it looks like she showered & washed her hair. Will wonders never cease? She had on a green & white striped shirt earlier & now a light colored top. I wonder if Stupid came by for his share of the haul?
She goes over most of what she bought & yes, she loves the convenience of that packaged chicken & would rather buy those than a rotisserie chicken. Of course she would. Anything to make life easier. LAZY.
She talks about the ribs again & if they sold a pack of just the potatoes, she would buy them. She used to make her own potatoes she tells us, but it's a lot of work. I swear, she really is getting lazier. She only want to buy individual foods all ready to be heated. She MIGHT donate them to the food bank (I wouldn't believe this unless I see her hand it to them) She knows she can make shredded potatoes herself, but again, loves the convenience.
That Alani Protein drink. I think she told us 12 times that she really wanted the strawberry flavor they didn't have, so bought one she knew she probably wasn't going to like. Why? Just don't buy it.
Why does she have such a problem leaving stuff in the store? Not everything has to go home with her.
I'm wrong. She was also in Walmart & because she loves the Fairlight Protein drinks she bought 4 of them even though they were pricey. Money is no object when Darlene wants a variety. Plus, she always seems worried about being 'satisfied.' She never wants to feel hunger, so at every moment in the day Darlene needs to have something.
Oh, THEY will be going back to Costco soon because they have a couple of things to do in the city & then she has the returns. Gee, so mysterious. Why would they be going back to the city so soon to do things?
It's a mystery.
She thinks she may have gone a little overboard, & the one thing she thinks of is the chicken burgers. We already know she didn't like the hashbrowns, she's not sure of the burgers & says the burritos were good if you're in a hurry. Then shows the Kevins brand of chicken & green beans she won't buy again. Things like that are great if you're busy.
Well, Darlene isn't busy. She has all the time in the world to cook, but is LAZY.
Let her know what you would like to see from Costco.
The end.
Lord, 30 minutes of food that included going over all the food twice. I think we're being conned. No one watching their weight is buying the stuff she is. So many bad choices that they eat up immediately. The night they unpacked everything the Doritos & cookies were already eaten. NO RESTRICTIONS in that house. 90% of what she bought should have stayed in Costco.
She should start reading the ingredient list of the crap she's buying, because most of it is bad. And the sheer amount of food she keeps buying is staggering. She is shopping for food every single day. It's disturbing to see so much food they all can't possibly eat before it's bad.
There will be no weight loss. I don't know who she thinks she's kidding with this line.
Her lifestyle hasn't changed. It's still food focused. Eat up Dar. We're all looking forward to your 50th. -
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May 3, 2024 Costco Haul -Freezer Inventory -Reviews -Costco Canada
I'm laughing that Darlene is a reviewer now. Does she think that takes away from all the crap she bought?
It doesn't Dar. Look at that counter. It's filled.
Boy, this HEALTHIER RELATIONSHIP WITH FOOD is going along swimmingly! By Canada Day we should see some real weight gain! -
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New video incoming! New video incoming! And, you won’t believe it, but it’s under her grocery hauls playlist is she kidding? More food?
I’m telling you right now. She hasn’t lost 3 pounds. That ‘I see progress’ video was a joke. No one searching for a healthier relationship with food makes sure their home is stuffed with it.
I truly think she’s lost it. There is no justification for her constant shopping & stocking up. She must spend her days eating. She has food everywhere.
Yup, I’m just waiting for Canada Day. That’s lard & sugar baked beans day. Maybe it will be hot enough for her to wear one of the dresses she has. Man, I would pay to see that
See you tomorrow
Oh, congratulations The Truckers Wife good for you! ❤️ -
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Pond…..then my parents come over & we’re still giggling over this Villages thing, so my dad says to my mom, ‘maybe next time we go to Florida, we should take a tour.’
My mom’s face was like this 🤨 & she says ‘ over YOUR dead body.’
I swear, now every time we look at one another we’re cracking up! -
Darlene the Delete Queen, erased her past so it wouldn't be seen. A new fresh start she says is happening, but all her fewd is mush & fattening Pt. 42 - A Peek Inside.Swingers can be couples or singles. Sometimes you just want a friend and sometimes you want more...
SexEdWithPond...😏😏😏
Fun fact: Thr Villahes in Florida is well known for Elders getting giggy. They have one of the highest STI rates among the 50+ age group. And they have a fun way to tell everyone what they are looking for/interested in...
Colour coded loofahs:
OMG My grandfather somehow got on a Villages mailing list & was just talking about it. I printed this out Pond & gave it to them as we were sitting down to eat.
My grandfather said ‘would you look at that! Everything is color coded!’ My grandmother takes a look, takes it from him, reads it over & rips it into small pieces. She said ‘ you better hope you’re colorblind’
We were rolling on the floor. She told him to block any further sales offers & don’t even think of visiting there. She said ‘ you’re too cute & will get snatched up right away!’
He said ‘I only have eyes for you.’
I love my grandparents ❤️
Thanks Pond for the laughs. I have a feeling that going forward, any time The Villages is mentioned, we’re going to be laughing hysterically.
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