The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (Miranda22 @ 7/8/2023, 06:47 AM) 
    QUOTE (dirtydarrylssidepiece @ 8/7/2023, 01:44) 
    Yall think Pawlie still has the framed photos of kieruh on his wall? They were a valentine's day gift after all.

    Also do yall think that fiddy's still smoking? Every time she's shown messing around at mattenga's with the food, she is not wearing gloves.

    I missed something! Are you saying that 50 gave Paul framed pictures of herself for Valentine's Day? WTH? 😲 What did Darryl get? 😆

    Yeah several years ago Fiddy gave him a box of dollar tree candy and some framed pictures of herself as a Valentine's day gift. I can't remember if I saw it in a video or if I saw a post of it on his facebook. It's been awhile. It's still just really freaking weird. I don't think I'd ever give a friend esp a male friend a framed photo of myself unless it was as a joke like one of those 80's glamour shots. But that's not what she did.

    I wonder if any of their coworkers pick up a strange vibe between the two.
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    Yall think Pawlie still has the framed photos of kieruh on his wall? They were a valentine's day gift after all.

    Also do yall think that fiddy's still smoking? Every time she's shown messing around at mattenga's with the food, she is not wearing gloves.
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    How feral do you think Fiddy's kids have gotten since they're pretty much left to raise themselves all summer? At least during school there was some structure and real adult supervision.
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 7/7/2023, 05:21 PM) 
    lemon seems to do most of the chores around the house. At least that is what she shows on social media

    Laundry, vacuuming, cleaning bathrooms, emptying trash, cleaning the garage, emptying dishwasher, putting groceries away ect. No big deal there. All mothers/fathers do it. But I’m just wondering what is left that the kids are earning the money they seem to accumulate so fast!!??

    I really do think they get a sizeable daily allowance for leaving her the fuck alone all day so she can eat in bed and watch tv in peace.
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    Well they did "allegedly" wipe down the walls in the house. That was probably a $50 chore.
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    QUOTE (RottenTwatAsaurous @ 7/6/2023, 10:33 PM) 
    I think Daddy Cankles made her pick the pool or a cruise for 2023

    Wouldn't be surprised if he told her that if they wait til winter, they can get one much cheaper with one of his business connections.


    Wonder if she's trying to take advantage of the kids sail free promotion at Royal Caribbean? I don't know about cruises really. I just clicked on the first result when I was trying to get an idea of prices and what Nessie could pretend to be able to afford. And RC is doing 30% off and kids sail free.
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    Had to double check that I was on fundiesnark and not on the bakery cause whew this definitely applies to some people we know.
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    I think Vee's need for attention and asskissing is why she could never wait until it was a done deal before telling the kids about the pool. She wanted those kids to go nuts and tell her how much they love her and thank her for the pool. She needs constant reassurance that she's a "good" mom. Which is one of the reasons those kids get whatever they want and do whatever they want.

    Also think she always builds these kids up so that she can use it as emotional blackmail on whomever is holding the checkbook. It's a way to guilt them into giving in and handing over the money for said project. Maybe a new in ground pool was too far a reach this time. Who knows. I also don't think Vuhnessa is above using said pool as leverage for "good" behavior for the kids. I totally bet when she is pissed she tells them shit like if they keep fighting or setting curtains on fire or drinking all her dr pepper cream sodas that they won't get the pool That could be how she gets them to do their 2 hrs of school work even.
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    QUOTE (BostonGal @ 7/5/2023, 01:00 AM) 
    She’s awfully quiet for the 4th of July, isn’t she? She never mentioned any cookouts or fun plans for the 4th.

    I have a feeling that they don't get fireworks or go to see a show because the baby bird doesn't like noises or people or places she can't buy a souvenir hoodie and Buhrice won't leave his video games for that long.

    Also think it's telling they don't go swim at their grandparents house. Surely once or twice a month wouldn't be that big of a deal assuming they like their grandkids and want to spend time with them.
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 7/4/2023, 08:54 PM) 
    Telling the kids they are putting in a pool prior to it being 100% cleared was a parenting fail. Not to mention cruel.

    She mentioned multiple times how excited the kids were.

    ikr. Guess it's something that us garbage people just don't understand.

    Clearly those kids don't have a problem swimming in public pools. So Vee should waddle herself down to the community pool and let those kids enjoy being out of the house for an hour or two and get some physical activity.
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    It is very unlikely they would've been approved for a loan for the pool. Cause we know they ain't got enough money to pay for it outright. Like someone mentioned after she has her parents over she seemingly has a bump in money for things like the fence. I totally believe they couldn't get financing on their own for the pool and tried to hit up the bank of ma and pa lemon over that sandwich dinner.
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    QUOTE (Keeping it on hand @ 7/3/2023, 02:41 AM) 
    I wonder if they are trying to "fix up" the house to sell it. She mentioned a lot of touch up painting (that she bought a bunch of DT paintbrushes for), they did the fence and painted the house. She also mentioned having the kjds wipe down walls amd baseboards. I feel like this isn't something she normally worries about...you know a clean house doeant work for her family.😒

    I'm the with the majority that they fixed up the fence and house because of the HOA. They most likely got a deal for the painting because of Marky Mark's work connections.

    Unless she shows video of those kids doing actual cleaning, it would be hard for me to believe that they actually took time from gaming and tv to wipe down the walls. She just confessed one of the reasons she's homeschooling is because BUH-rice doesn't like that he has to actually read & write at a regular school. Those kids do not have to do anything they don't want to do. And if there is proof that they actually help out around the house like that it's because there is a HUGE monetary incentive. Remember how the kids always have hundreds of dollars to spend on souvenirs and junk from their allowances.

    5/6 yr olds can do their own laundry but at 11can not pull off the top of their pudding cup or peel an orange without mommy's help. Typical lemon logic. I totally think the chores were expected in the Boerne house because Lemon was tired of doing them and it was her way of getting a break. Now they're infantilized because she's lonely and wants them to be completely dependent on her. She's a mess. Mark get your wife some therapy better yet put your whole family into it. There is something very wrong with this lifestyle.
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    QUOTE (Onbreak @ 7/2/2023, 07:17 PM) 
    Why hasn't she put up a 43 inch pool? They're under 100$ right now everywhere... she can use all her pool goodies from her hidey-hole

    Her HOA prob wouldn't approve that. I know the one I used to live in would not.
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 6/30/2023, 08:36 PM) 
    Ok wait. Am i understanding this correctly.

    The kids have poop trash cans in their rooms? So they scoop the poop out from the litter a couple of times per day and then only ONCE PER WEEK they are getting rid of the bag in the trash can?????????????????????????????????????????????

    So they have a weeks worth of cat 💩 sitting in their bedrooms??????

    Please someone tell me i misunderstand her. If not this family needs a visit from DCF. That is disgusting and extremely unsanitary

    That is fucking disgusting. Was this posted in a vid or on IG?

    i guess Vee has moved on from trying to get an episode of my 600 lb life to being the first mini mcmansion featured on hoarders.
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    QUOTE (Dontdothat @ 6/26/2023, 12:40 PM) 
    Well she's definitely been to HEB and maybe Sam's. How's that pool coming along Lemon? Are those burgers still hanging out in the freezer?

    The next thread title NEEDS to mention freezer burnt pool party burgers.
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